Wow, that's a nice new video frame.

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mmmmm yup, nice!!

WHOA! someone call the graveyard and tell them theres a coffin missing its skeleton!

I bet she looks like a toad without makeup

Am I the only one who wants to pluck one of those canes from behind her and tan her ass red raw, before I have my evil way with her?........Erm.....No?.. .Ooops!

Dude, I don't think there has ever been a vid to my knowledge to which you HAVEN'T been if the only advocator of fucking, no matter WHAT the chick looks like. You have even looser tastes that Scott
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Ah well, loose taste stands for lot of pussy, and when your drunk or high.......it doesn't matter that much as long as it's wet, warm and screams, i'm good!

Dude your gonna need a "dick shield" for that shit. geezz
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Why do they make them still pull stupid fucking poses? Like it's not known that all that's going to happen is guys are going to beat their meat to the pics? Give me sexual poses not a girl on her back with her legs upppppp mmmmmmmmmmm .......

hmmm my penis would look good in her.

Don't know what wrong with me today, just one of those days I guess! HAHAHA

HAHAHA. .

Thank God for tittees and beer.
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@vid Thank God for tittees. And thank God for beautiful ladies. And thank God for ladies with beautiful tittees. And...

A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequilia. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other.
"Holy shit!" the bartender exclaimes "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - whats the occassion?"
"My first blow job" the man anounces quite plainly.
"Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!"
"Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."

I though Kenny Everett died? one of his funniest jokes right there

One of the funniest I've read on here, S2H! Thanks for the laugh!

I midget walks into a bar and drops a 50 on the counter. "what'll it be," asks the bartender; "5 shots 'll do," replies the midget, so the bartender lines 'em up and shuts 'em down: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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After the fifth, the midget is sitting with his head cocked back, and he sees a sign over the bar that reads, "MR. BAD-ASS COMPETITION." Curious, the midget asks, "oy, mate, what's that about?" "For your own safety, I can't tell ya, pal; sorry," says the bartender. "Alright, then set me up another 5." (says the midget.)
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The bartender sets up 5 more, and the midget pounds 'em down again. Again, he sees the sign and asks about it again. Again, the bartender turns him down.
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Then the midget has another line of shots and INSISTS that he get the 411 on this "MR. BAD-ASS COMPETITION."
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"Alright," says the bartender, "there are three doors; within each is a challenge of insane difficulty. Behind door number one, there is a 290 pound black man named Bruce; you have to kick his ass..."
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The midget shrugs it off and asks about the next door. The reply, "Behind door number two is a big-ass, rabid rotwheiler with an abscessed tooth; you have to pull the tooth..." The midget is looking worried, but inquires about the third door.
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"Okay, behind the third door is a 95 year old woman who has never had an orgasm; you have to give her one..." "Holy fucking shit!" replies the midget, "what do I get out of it if I succeed?" "Well, it's $50 to sign up, but you win $5000 dollars, free drinks for a year, and bragging rights if you win," replied the bartender.
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The midget slaps a 100 on the counter, signs up and downs 5 more shots. "Alright," says the midget, "lets do this shit." So little man goes behind the first door, and the bartender locks the door behind him. *BANG CRASH CLANG SLAM THUMP*
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The bartender opens the door, and the midget drags a bloody Bruce out by his hair. "Wow! Very impressive," says the bartender, "Can I get you anything before you go to the next door?" "Just 5 more shots would be nice," was the reply. "I really think you've had enough, pal," he says, but the midget insists, and he downs 5 more shots.
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So the midget walks through door number two... There is a brief pause, then the bartender hears all kinds of noise and destuction going on behind the door: crashes and bangs, clawing, scraping, barking, growling... all of which end with a loud and persistant yelping. The yelping continues, and the bartender is about to rush in to see whats happening when out walks the midget.
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The midget is covered in blood and scratches and is limping out of the room. The dog is passed out on the floor. The bartender is histerical. "Holy shit! Are you okay? We need to get you to a hospital!" "Nonsense," replies the midget, now where is that OLD WOMAN with the ABSCESSED TOOTH?"
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Damn. Its a long way to scroll back up to give you a thumb, but its worth it.

I agree. Very funny!

she was ok.

this sucks

Ehh.

A baby seal walks into a club

ditto on my comments from the last vid
i think i'm in love

she needs a meal

Hi, I'm Ron, and I can make you famous

A priest, a rabbi, black guy, mexican, white guy and a pollock all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of a fucking joke?"

this video didnt make my thing go pointy.hemp hemp hemp

You can't vote for your own comment
huh
hemp hemp hemp

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I'd hit it

a whore