Comments - Mountain Biker Smashes Into Tree

category: Accidents | views: 22540 | posted on: 07/28/2008

Sitting on the couch and doing nothing doesn't seem like such a bad idea anymore does it?

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BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:07am

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Looks like his "BIkE was worse than his BARK"
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drink it off!

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jcp517 [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:15am

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It would have been funnier if it was Arbor Day.

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TRUONE [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:18am

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he was a tree hugger. heh heh.

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bigsillyfatguy [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:19am

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Got dumb?

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Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:22am

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All the gear and no idea!

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:23am

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his injuries were only made worse by the entire FIREANT NEST he scooped into his helmet................... .

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slash [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:25am

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cudnt see the wood for the trees

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 5:32am

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slash on Jul 28 08 : 6:25am wrote:
cudnt see the wood for the trees

HAHAHA! kinda like RON JEREMY who cant see the trees for his wood!

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slash [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 8:23am

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dizdabiz on Jul 28 08 : 7:32am wrote:
slash on Jul 28 08 : 6:25am wrote:
cudnt see the wood for the trees
HAHAHA! kinda like RON JEREMY who cant see the trees for his wood!

i used to be ron jeremys stunt double, not cos im hung like a mule but because im a short fat hairy jew too

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 8:37am

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slash on Jul 28 08 : 10:23am wrote:
dizdabiz on Jul 28 08 : 7:32am wrote:
slash on Jul 28 08 : 6:25am wrote:
cudnt see the wood for the trees
HAHAHA! kinda like RON JEREMY who cant see the trees for his wood!
i used to be ron jeremys stunt double, not cos im hung like a mule but because im a short fat hairy jew too

HAHAHA!

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David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 8:57am

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HAHAHAHAHAHA many drinks for you good sir that is very very funny
Though on a side note I WAS mr jeremys cock double for a bit , though there was a mis-understanding when the ad said "big cock needed" I thought they meant character wise & not penile length :( <---- quickly fired lol

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slash [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 9:09am

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David Copafeel on Jul 28 08 : 10:57am wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHA many drinks for you good sir that is very very funny
Though on a side note I WAS mr jeremys cock double for a bit , though there was a mis-understanding when the ad said "big cock needed" I thought they meant character wise & not penile length :( <---- quickly fired lol

if it had been character they meant u wud of had an illustrious and lengthy carrear with many promotions i suspect

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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:26am

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"Let me BARK at ya lata, dawg; I'm gonna HIT the slopes for a bit then CRASH. Peace; out!"
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PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:27am

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that's one way to give head to wood

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Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:29am

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Hey everyone have a good day. stay safe, live life, and laugh hard.

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Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:32am

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Fell on his head and cracked it wide open and nothing came out. Funny that.

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piss off! [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:35am

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Haha, loved when he crashed......silence and then they all went, Rider down, rider down people people we HAVE a rider down. HAHA Stupid humans. O shit we must not blow our cover, they do not know yet. ssssjjjtttt. We have got them fooled hihihi.

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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:44am

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When ridding through trees you got to choose your root carefully.

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trebdare [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 8:05am

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Most roots dont want to know me

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paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:48am

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i,m glad this happened , now the tree huggers will kill him .

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zykron [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 4:58am

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And you wonder why there's no campaign to support the bike huggers.

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en jaywest [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 5:00am

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well, thats what he gets for flying through the woods on a bicycle at 35 mph.

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 29 08 : 2:12am

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en jaywest on Jul 28 08 : 7:00am wrote:
well, thats what he gets for flying through the woods on a bicycle at 35 mph.

HAHAHA! your all heart j!

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nico99 [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 5:06am

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It looked like it was in slo-mo the first time round.

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spunktubber [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 5:21am

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Unbelievable. This must be a first. Someone in America takes a knock in public and no ex military wannabe starts screaming MEDIC at 140dB.

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12xu [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 5:37am

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Knock on wood--- the tree should be fine

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iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 6:17am

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looks like he popped his shoulder on the tree.

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trebdare [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 6:32am

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Sounds like he upset the mountain monster.......Hear at the end?.........or it just me?

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KilledByJeff [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 7:02am

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RIDER DOWN!!! RIDER DOWN!!!

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NUIYZ [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 7:34am

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good, i was rooting for the tree.

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inthebuttbob [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 8:11am

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Well, gee, that was exciting

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Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 8:29am

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How could a video titled "Mountain Biker Smashes Into Tree" be so boring? This makes "Old Lady Watching Grass Grow" look fucking metal in comparison.

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chartrule [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 8:58am

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how could have not seen that tree ?

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Azuredrake [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 9:13am

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After they all yelled "Rider down!", if I was there....I would have been that asshole in the back yelling, "WE HAVE SHOTS FIRED!!!"....

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Icarus [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 9:27am

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George of the Jungle?

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Komodo [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 11:03pm

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George ain't got shit on that guy!

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luv2row [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 9:34am

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Much love and respect to Ron Jeremy (AKA Hedgehog). He's usually a real ham in his movies but he carries a big stick in case a bitch gets out of line.