u know that in russia votca comes out of every cock, they even use it to extinguish fires

Why doesn't the paramedic rush in and put a dressing on the guys wounds?

Russian dressing?

hee hee!

I think he was asking for a sandwich while he is waiting.

You would think the one that they were already in would be enough.

lol. I was thinking he needs a sandwich to go with his "pickle."

Is it wrong to hand someone in this situation a organ donor form to fill out. .
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Saves time later
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I dont know shit head....How would you feel if that was your mom or sister? Would it be so funny? What the fuck is wrong with you fucking adolescent punks? Anyone who jokes about this kind of shit has never lived it...

Lighten up mate. This is NT, where shit happens and we laugh our asses off.

Well to be honest it was taking ages to load in so I gave a comment from the thumbnail alone.
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But you can kiss my ass anyway...you bleeding heart does not interest me.
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If you are here to winge about pain, then maybe the Disney website may be more your liking.
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Have a , chill out and enjoy the world in all it's fucked up glory.
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And just so ya know, I had to watch my cousin die is a similar way, so please spare me your lack of understanding of my standpoints. If we never let things go...we will end up insane, taking a rifle and a shit load of ammo and heading out to the local shopping mall.
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You know what?......I absolutely consede. You really are right. I apologize for calling you a shithead. You are clearly not one. For some reason, I instantly think of adolescent boys running their trap on the internet. But truthfully, we must learn to stare down bad things and laugh. Kaos, I don't know if you will read this, but if you do..... ....BTW I went to Disney website and Tigger tried to assrape me...NT is safer.

Watch out for gators

...that's cool man.
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I am really a shithead though.....
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We are all shitheads, that's why we come here to laugh and joke about faceplants, nutsmashes, and other wonderful things that happen to people other than us. And we like it.

Beer for you swordfish, we need more members like you who don't fly off the handle and go straight to "your mom sucks dick", or "I fucked your sister"............even if you do fuck her I tip my cap to you...and a Duff beer as well

that's interesting huh? a NT first. ..."you're right man, i'm sorry"

You're sitting next to the refrigerator aren't you?

at the drive in 2

i thinjk he was saying, "get that fucking camera out of my bloody face. Ima beat your ass when i get outa here!"

I thought he was expressing his dissatisfaction that the cupholders failed miserably.

only two words to use here.....FUCKING LUCKY!

Air bag - Ball bag- gas bag- shit bag- scum bag- bean bag- just a plain ole air bag thanks..

Me thinks he's asking for vodka. He's russian and in pain and giving that alcohol is the best pain-medicine(getting up to get a beer for my hangover, ahhh nice).

Judging by the state of that car that's one lucky ruski , he lives to get beaten up and killed by skinheads another day

In America, people are consumed with cars. In Soviet Russia, people also are consumed by cars. ----Yakov Smirnoff

Walk it off faggot

Water my ass ! Get this guy some Pepto-Bismol !

How come you don't know what he's saying? He's obviously sayng: zbrstrgrjrjRUSKA rjtrprcrvrzrsrOVSKY grtrcrzrwrdrkrtrprSMIRNOF F.

He's saying sometime about dropping his William Hung CD just before the accident.

They were just telling him that after a bit of paint & panel his prized Skoda will be good as new.The same cant be said for his fingers.

check out "mr calm " under that thing in the shade

^^He looks less injured too.

hes severed his femoral when they release him from the cd player hes gonna feel his legs get hot lol

I think he's one of the rescuers man. That climbed under the truck. BTW, must be a verrrrrry slooooow day if people are voting for a William Hung ♪ joke.

that would suck , poor guy

He got framed!

some twisted shit right there

Even in the end he wanted a cigerette. May as well, this crash will kill him before cancer does.
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if i was him i'd be cheering......
i've always wanted a convertible.!.!.

well well if you survive the extraordinary things, it will often be the little things that will kill you

He was actually saying,will this be on NT?

http://www.liveleak.com/v iew?i=5b6040f836
^^this one shredder
carnt get kb vid

shut the fuck up ! you are in no shape to dictate

He said I need a cigarette and I cant feel my balls.

he was pleading for some vodka cos his bottle was smashed in the accident

"Hey! Someone tell the prick under the truck to get his hand out of my ass!"

thats what he gets for uhhhh....uhhhh...uhhhh im pretty sure the russians did something in history that they are hated for.

i hope their legs are fine.

he looked pretty calm for being in that situation.i'll take a shot at translating that.i think he was saying wait till they get me out of here and then you can interview me

since almost every Russian clip I have ever seen involves a man beating a woman, I imagine he is saying "get me out of here so I can go home and beat the fuck out of my wife"

fuckin 'el thats one twist car and he seems fine exept for a couple of scratches maybe when that cut him out he could just walk it off!

bet he is a drag racer!

They'll need a UKRAINE to get the Truk-OFF-Sky
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He wrecked because he was Russian around.

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He's first said it's a good thing I was wearing a seatbelt, then he asked if his car is ok..

they were staning in traffic, and got hit by semi. both alive. guy asked paramedic if thy can brake the door open, and, also said, that if he was using seat belt he would be killed. "Don't use seatbelt" he said. Yes, he asked if his car could be rebuild. "Are you fucked up in the head?" asked paramedic. something like that.

"let me out! im going to kill the truck driver , he fuck my car!!!"

danm that would suck so hard.

Maybe he wants a snack...or a kleenex...or something.

If there was no man there this would be considered modern art