Comments - Mean Dad Messes With Daughter
category: Funny | views: 40552 | posted on: 07/25/2008
If only he could get his daughter to be as excited about refilling empty beers and cooking bagel bites then he could be raising a future perfect wife.
hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 3:02am
+12 
Then again, she'll probably be a call girl when she grows up 
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That time machine coming in handy again I see 
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I bet you work for NASA or some NSA type organization sent here to spy on us.
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Or....you Have a really great site here Mate 
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@VID: I can't laugh at this because I have done the same thing with my daughter.....but I am laughing my ass off, because I remember what she was like when I did it.....she got the shits with me when she worked it out and come at me fist flying......That's my girl
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00nicklock [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 8:28am
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it exualy spelled Qur'an, and know you would not find it in the Qur'an. just because your mama beats you everytime you dont get the phone does'nt mean the rest of the world does the same think. you mama smacked you a bit to hard son!!
EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 7:59am
Pretty funny, except for the Dad's continuous "phony" laugh.
David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 4:17am
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"mean dad messing with daughter"
For a second I thought NT's no sex video's rule was broken
EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 7:49am
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Take your sick pedophilic brain out of here and go rot in hell.
David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 11:27am
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MR Toxic Usa ,
You ever stop and think "why do people outside of america have such a bad opinion of us?"
It's because people like you are unfortunately the ones most people have the pleasure of meeting & talking to.
All you have done today is bitch and moan to me (very adult like by the way) If you don't get my humour (most people don't) or you just plain don't like a stranger you will never meet then go ahead use the ignore button thats what it is there for. But please.. tomorrow.. grow some balls , act like a man & lets all hope your time of the month will be over soon
EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 2:19pm
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Sorry, but in any society, there is no place for sexually perverted comments about girls that appear to be 4 years old. If that is your idea of humor, I feel sorry for your female offspring. There is nothing funny about it. You need a psychiatrist more than I need to grow some balls.
David Copafeel [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 4:01pm
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Sorry, but in any society, there is no place for sexually perverted comments about girls that appear to be 4 years old. If that is your idea of humor, I feel sorry for your female offspring. There is nothing funny about it. You need a psychiatrist more than I need to grow some balls.
but since your bitching and my replying to it is bound to piss everyone else off this is the last time im replying to you .
I told you this before so maybe this time you will get it , THE JOKE WAS ABOUT THE TITLE!!!!! you dumb adolescent fuck.
If you come to sites like this and can't distinguish between un-pc (but not meant to harm) jokes and fucked up shit like paedophilia then maybe you just shouldn't visit these places??
anyway i apologise to everyone else who has an extra bunch of comments to scroll through but this guy has been riding me all day (between us i think he fancies me) and me not knowing when to shut up is annoying so i keep replying to him but this is the last so again i apologise
peace
Give The Dog A Boner [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 6:34pm
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nice "catch"
.. because its a hand.. and it catches.. oh fuck off its late and im tired lol its the best i have right now
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Later that day this little girl asked her Mom if she could take their dog for a walk around the block. The mom said no because the dogs in Heat. What's that mean? asked the girl. Mom said go ask your father, he's in the garage. The little girl goes to the garage and says, Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you. Dad said, "Bring Susie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said to keep Susie on the leash and only go one time round the block.
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, the Dad asked, "Where's Susie?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 6:28am
+3
Funny how you can make up for your lack of witty comments with the promise of food...
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<<< for your genius
Umbrageous [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 4:39am
+13
While we are on the subject of phone pranks. The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.
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They sent me Diana Ross 
en jaywest [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 5:48am
+3
she was dumb for constantly thinking it would be anyone but her father on the phone. but she was smart enough to hang up on him every time she realized it was him.
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 4:52am
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Funny now, but when she grows up he'll be shouting at her to get off the f**king phone!! 
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Later that day this little girl asked her Mom if she could take their dog for a walk around the block. The mom said no because the dogs in Heat. What's that mean? asked the girl. Mom said go ask your father, he's in the garage. The little girl goes to the garage and says, Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you. Dad said, "Bring Susie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said to keep Susie on the leash and only go one time round the block.
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, the Dad asked, "Where's Susie?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.
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You know what? This is an entertainment site, we're all getting a bit of a laugh here, so just to piss you off, I'm gonna rip a real nasty one right here. Hold your nose! 
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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
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You know what? This is an entertainment site, we're all getting a bit of a laugh here, so just to piss you off, I'm gonna rip a real nasty one right here. Hold your nose!
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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
+10
Couple more
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
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Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!
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Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
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Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
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I won't keep going.....otherwise this post will magically morph into a DELETED symbol.
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+1
Couple more
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
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Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!
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Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
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Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
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I won't keep going.....otherwise this post will magically morph into a DELETED symbol.
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Umbrageous [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 5:32am
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Just comment dont try and get front page... real pros get front page from being real and funny how long did it take u to think of this one :P
Personally I'd rather read 200 irrelevant or even unfunny and long winded jokes than one boring whine from the likes of you, Have a virtual beer and STFU or make a decent comment yourself
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Nutmik on Jul 25 08 : 6:54am wrote:
Just comment dont try and get front page... real pros get front page from being real and funny how long did it take u to think of this one :P
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Personally I'd rather read 200 irrelevant or even unfunny and long winded jokes than one boring whine from the likes of you, Have a virtual beer and STFU or make a decent comment yourself
mightyaphrodite [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 5:34am
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Nutmik, before you give my husband advise on joke telling, maybe you should check User Reputation. Spend less time critizing others and more time working on some material.
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It's always the UN-funny ones that criticise the funny ones.
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Thick skulls are hard to drill any understanding into though.....unless:
(Kaos briefly thinks about his Ryobi hammer drill)
.....no...what....what were you saying, oh yeah that's right......nitwit...I mean nutwik. Got nothing to say but much to bitch about....annoying.
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I'll go take my meds now. 
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--->>4UMA
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en jaywest [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 5:58am
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a "real pro"!??
professional at what? posting on sites on the internet?
if people choose to vote a comment "COTD", then that person deserves it, whether it was for an opinion, a joke, a quote, or just a comment on a video.
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comments like yours make me wish that they would bring back voting comments down. but you dont need thumbs to tell you that your comment sucked. all these other posters already did.
cucarachito [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 8:34am
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wow! everybody's coming to liacons defense. nice, ....very nice guys! cervesas for everyone salud locos!
jakeslatnesky [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 5:21am
Why would anyone get annoyed by someone telling a joke? Jeez. the clip was adorable, the little girl was adorable. Nice for a change...(ok, now more dead bodies, beatings and sucker-punches!)
elunico852 [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 6:03am
no one these people become suicide bombers they must live real boring lives if this is how they entertain themselves
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 6:22am
I guess being easily amused is hereditary
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I don't know which is dumber: the fact that the child doesn't learn or the dad is still laughing 
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Translation:
Little Girl (LG): Hello?
Dad: Hang up, hang up! (giggles)
LG: I'm thirsty, going to get water.
Dad: You're thirsty, ok go. (giggles some more)
LG: Hello?
Dad: Enough, enough... It's ok. Go now.
And that's pretty much it. In case anyone cared. And I for one thought it was reeeeeeeeeealy cute and funny too.
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 9:08am
+1
yeah i guess the video was kinda cute and if your avatar is a pic of you then you're kinda cute too
FearFactor [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 6:55pm
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Are you talking about Rascoil's comment. If so then this is for you:
Oh so that comment is wrong and real Muslim honor killings are right are they. Fuck you and all others like you. Don't worry about Allah's Hellfire because it is the least of your problems while you remain on earth and that Hellfire missile is coming straight for your mud hut.
thankgod most of the people on here are done with racist remarks on a vid with an Islamic family lol...2 years ago it was a nightmare fightin each n every one of you lol
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I'm asian and live in England - I love americans! Yet strangely i don't know why, i have never been there. I might go soon though. I'm planning a journey to Utah, where i could go to area 51
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DC-Flash on Jul 25 08 : 1:58pm wrote:
I'm asian and live in England - I love americans! Yet strangely i don't know why, i have never been there. I might go soon though. I'm planning a journey to Utah, where i could go to area 51
If you go to Utah you will be in Area 85...51 is in Nevada
Necramonium [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 4:29pm
she only had to walk back and forth,my step dad once turned of the water of the waterhose,i was in the same age as this kid,so i looked in the hose,and the water came out with such a force it went up my nose and some in my lung.chocked like a motherfucker.
hauntedbody [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 6:06pm
thankgod most of the people on here are done with racist remarks on a vid with an Islamic family lol...2 years ago it was a nightmare fightin each n every one of you lol
fresnodoggy [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 10:44pm
funny clip, in ten years she will be on the phone all day anyway so that wont work.
CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Jul 26 08 : 3:48am
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If I did that shit to my daughter, about the sec time the phone rang, she wouldve threw that phone at my ass..thats just not right..but it would sure help if some one translated what the fuck he is saying.....oh and by the way he got a fucked up laugh.............NT plp, no website is the same with out youll...
Translation:Little Girl (LG): Hello?Dad: Hang up, hang up! (giggles)LG: I'm thirsty, going to get water.Dad: You're thirsty, ok go. (giggles some more)LG: Hello?Dad: Enough, enough... It's ok. Go now.And that's pretty much it. In case anyone cared. And I for one thought it was reeeeeeeeeealy cute and funny too.
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Oh thanks Da Bomb , hopefully i encounter strange happenings in Nevada.
Also how many of you lot think that the 9/11 attacks was because of controlled demolition?
I think it was controlled demolition and that sucker of a president George Bush has been lying about it for over 6 years just to emphasise his meglomaniac prospectivity.
back_attack [ban] | Jul 26 08 : 7:35pm
LOL.....thats so funny!!!!fucking arabs...
toejam, how the fuck would u know it says it in quran?? I am muslim and I have'nt opened quran...so u read quran? i wonder why the fuck would u say that...
I guess u are a white trash and believe whatever your stupid goverment or your friends like u tell u, stupid dumb head...fucking racist, this world is not a place for stupid people like u
eskimojoe1 [ban] | Jul 27 08 : 5:52pm
What the hell is that laugh about??
Here's my theory.
His wife hates him, so she rammed a cat/duck/ wierd rasping creature down his throat whilst he was asleep the previous night.
Strangely enough, the cat/duck/rasping creature creature got stuck in his throat, though fortunately for him, he did not choke, because he has Aids, and everyone knows that when you get Aids, your throat opens up to a large size.
The next day, the man and the cat/duck/rasping creature, genetically bonded in his windpipe region.
They shared eachothers emotions....
If the man cried, then the cat/duck/rasping creature ould cry.
If the man was happy, the cat/duck/rasping creature would be happy.
So hence, when the man laughs, the cat/duck/rasping creature.
Thus, explaining the curious rasping/choking noise when he laughs.
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hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 2:57am
+3
Prank calling someone while in the same room with them.......Nice
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At least she's consistent