Mean Dad Messes With Daughter

category: Funny | views: 40722 | posted on: 07/25/2008

If only he could get his daughter to be as excited about refilling empty beers and cooking bagel bites then he could be raising a future perfect wife.

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eskimojoe1 [ban] | Jul 27 08 : 5:52pm

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What the hell is that laugh about??
Here's my theory.
His wife hates him, so she rammed a cat/duck/ wierd rasping creature down his throat whilst he was asleep the previous night.
Strangely enough, the cat/duck/rasping creature creature got stuck in his throat, though fortunately for him, he did not choke, because he has Aids, and everyone knows that when you get Aids, your throat opens up to a large size.
The next day, the man and the cat/duck/rasping creature, genetically bonded in his windpipe region.
They shared eachothers emotions....
If the man cried, then the cat/duck/rasping creature ould cry.
If the man was happy, the cat/duck/rasping creature would be happy.
So hence, when the man laughs, the cat/duck/rasping creature.
Thus, explaining the curious rasping/choking noise when he laughs.

Azuredrake [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 11:12pm

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Chubby bitch needed a workout anyway.

revenge [ban] | Aug 11 08 : 7:55am

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her dad sounds as thick as homer simpson, send her round here she can turn my tv over or off the olympics is doing my fucking head in, i would prefer to buy a bottle of milk & watch it go off icon_exclaim.gif

shahidawan [ban] | Oct 24 08 : 5:37pm

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this is amazing

IsawIT [ban] | May 21 09 : 4:49am

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I want my TV and clock to be the same size too. icon_eek.gif

MachuPichu [ban] | May 22 09 : 3:16pm

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icon_lol.gif I gotta try it!

drccoco [ban] | Sep 20 09 : 6:05pm

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figures icon_rolleyes.gif

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