First rule of Bridge Club:........oh never mind

first rule of bridge club is - a minimum age of 65, must have stories of your grandkids, and we meet at ruby's house every tuesday and thursday night.

DUDE! You don't talk about Bridge Club!!!!!

nobody remembers that rule. they're mostly senile.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Attention-seeker.

Actually he was a mortician seeker. He fell a little short and turned into a wheelchair-seeker.

Was that a handstand he tried to do off the side of the bridge or a forward roll?

Crazy suicidal guy? as oppose to a sensible suicide guy?

Its not a suicide attempt if you wait until after they inflate the giant cushion to jump

Lucky he missed it, though.
Those things can chafe.

He probably saw 3 cushions down there, and aimed for the nearest one.

He's better off being aquaducted by aliens than living.
I heard the exit was this way....

That was so bad it was good.... for you....have you no shame

Only problem with this stunt, One Show Only!

Yeah...it's a dead end career.
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You know someone is drunk when they Fall Asleep half way through a suicide attempt.
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after cutbacks the bungee jump experience was not what it used to be....

-sings- Spiderman, Spiderman does whatever a spi- OOPS nevermind....

It was an "aqueduct" place to kill yourself.

This new aversion therapy from alcoholics anonymous, proves to be a great success. ....and proves it takes a lot of Spirit to take the plunge.

poor guy just needed a drink. he was dying of thirst up there...

I heard on the news this morning, a guy was executed (didn't catch where). His last words were "Tell the governor he just lost my vote" and "I'm dying to get out of this place".

He had a falling out with the bridge.
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They both lost...Gravity and the ground tag teamed him and he lost more than just the fight.
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That fire department have a wicked sense of humor.
"Three. Two. One. Now, PULL."

now THAT was a HANGOVER!
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actually, that looked like fun

screw that if your going to jump do it Superman style with one fist in the air. Either way you'll probably end up dead, but at least people will think you were cool if you jump like Superman

And in the end there was no one around him to drag him to safety,,,,they probably said fuck it, let him jump......

What was Spongebob doing there?

They placed it a few feet too short on purpose i guess.
Ahh...give him a bottle of rum...he'll be ok.

"Screw The Real World, crazy drunk old suicidal guys should have cameras following them 24/7. It would be the best tv show ever. "
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nobody. i repeat ...nobody is following me around with no damn camera! you hear?!

OK, OK, people listen up, he's on to us. Just shut her down, the shows over. Damned how the fuck did this happen?

"Steep?" Sure, I guess that applies to completely vertical.

Man, he just clipped a little of that pillow.
It was sooo close to Splatula Time!

haha, so he missed the pillow thing right?

i know people film incidents ect BUT surely erecting a bouncy castle for fellow viewers is slightly voyeristic?lol hemp hemp hemp

I'll have 2 of them What do you mean thats not a fucking big bed?

I dont understand those little blow-up things, if a guy really wants to kill himself wouldn't he just move 10 feet forwards and jump?

if your gonna commit suicide drink varnish, its a sad end but a nice finnish.

LMAO nice

LMFAO he missed the bag

Nice catch.

Nothing like a failed suicide to boost your self esteem.

i hope he realizes that it's worth living.

that's not a old bridge,it's a old aquaduct i believe.

i like how he ehit everything on the way down except the air thing-a-majiger

I'd like to see a landing where there are 4 or 5 fireman sitiing on the cushion and they get launched like all those yard rats on AFV.....

"missed it by that much"

a gun would be quicker

Thats ok he had his own man-blubber airbag.

I'm getting 1 of those blow up pads 4 my kid's 3rd birthday party.

I'm also considering the drunk suicidal gentleman 2 entertain the guests but I already booked a Crack Wheeling&Dealing Hooker and it Might just B 2 much..

Make sure you send a video of the proceedings to Scott

I won't have 2,
I already told U, Scott's Wheeling&Dealing ass is already invited and I'm sure he'll bring his own camcorder as he did the previous year.

nice bridge

I shall now hump this rock before attempting to land on a big pillowy thing directly under me!

fuck the air bag, stick a bed of nails down there.

Walk it of pussy

IMMA WARIO IMA GUNNA WIIIINNA

cool!!

Why can't crazy people live their own lives, don't tell me bcuz they're crazy