Cop Extremely Lucky to be Alive

Yeah well, too bad?

This little piggy went to market ,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little pig..OHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKK

Oh, boy, a "Pig" basher. I got news for you. These pigs, as you call them, risk their asses every day to protect sorry asses like you. When someone is breaking into your house, who you gonna call, your Mommy ? I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but I am sure you already do, 'cause no one else is going to.

You really are quite stupid aren't you?
Just because your level of intelligence equates to that of a squashed slug does that mean that every comment has to be tailored so you can not only understand it but enjoy it?
If that's the case here you go , just for you little buddy!!
Oh boy , them cars sure go fast! (hope you kept up with this one)

Enough for me. Off to ignore pergatory with ya ! Go and rot.

Ohhh NOOO how am i going to continue coming here knowing I never have to listen to you moan at jokes you don't get?
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wait.. never? ... thank fuck!! you just made me a happy man thanks dude

But thanks to the Lord... the fucking piggy its save

theres always tomorrow lol

No. 46014 of the police-officer-stopping-s omeone-on-the-side-of-the -road vids with all the same ending

The video quality sucked lesbian ass.
Oops, nevermind I was busy checking out one of Scott's sponsors.

Pigs on the wing. ... and lucky for him it was the right one and not the left.

ironically earlier on at the fair this dude couldnt hit anybody on the ''DODGEMS''

A policeman pulled me over me yesterday and said, "So, where were you between four and six?"
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I said, "fucking Primary School."

HAHAHA! im texting that joke right now to all the lads!

Took me a while to get that but v v v v funny!

Among other reasons no way would I be a cop.

The "moth effect" is what we call that. Idiot mother fuckers in 2000lb missles see red and blue lights so they stop paying attention to the road and the responsibility they have so they can see who got pulled over and rubberneck...

awwwwwwwww...pretty.....B ANG....
(sad that officers have to pay for it)
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Solutiopn:
Start driving on the left hand side of the road....then the driver will always be nearest to the shoulder and the car would be a shield for the officer at all times.....think about it
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We call it "rubber-necking," explained by the stretched out necks attempting to see whats "going down."

I can't understand that myself. It's not like there is anything to see. You've seen one car pulled over, you've seen them all. I think more people need to heed the "Move Over" laws even if it doesn't consist of an emergency vehicle. You see a car in the breakdown lane, move the fuck over a lane.
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On a side-note, I had a run in with a lady cop the over day. I was in a hurry and parked in a handicap spot without a tag. On the way out, she was sitting there getting ready to write me a ticket. So I asked her what she was doing. She said "You don't have a handicap sticker and you are parked in a handicap spot. What's your handicap?" I said "FUCKING TOURETTES YOU STUPID CUNT!!!"

^^^^^ now thats fucking funny^^^^^

Pigs DO fly
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j/k. to all officers reading

Yup, in helicopters
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Sorry police officer members

"Cop Extremely Lucky to be Alive"
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that is a fitting title. since no brain activity usually means death, almost all cops should be lucky to be alive.

Props to the cop for dodging the 2000Lb bullet...that would have left a mark...

if that car had hit him would that have been a ''BACON SANDWICH?''

" Ole! "
Mexicans

ouch - i bet that officer had to change their shorts

5 EASY STEPS TO AVOID A TICKET
1) Pull off way to the right in the grass (this one can prevent you from being smashed into oblivion)
2) Roll window completely down
3) Put keys on dash
4) Have license & reg ready & in hand
5) Be friendly and don't look pissed

5 EASY STEPS TO AVOID A TICKET
1)pull off male officers on the grass(this one can result you being spunked on to oblivion)
2)roll officers on their side before going down on them
3)put your front key in his back lock
4)have license to thrill and lube on hand
5)be up for anything because golden showers are coming your way!

Hmmmmm tasty car 'droolicious'

He missed

thinking same thing

"Oh, boy, a "Pig" basher. I got news for you. These pigs, as you call them, risk their asses every day to protect sorry asses like you. When someone is breaking into your house, who you gonna call, your Mommy ? I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but I am sure you already do, 'cause no one else is going to."
Oh shut up. Pigs aren't really heroes you know, a large portion of them are idiots on powertrips. That's why they're called "filth" "pigs" "scum" and whatever else, because that's what they are.

Yes, Diz's steps and mine are one in the same....only executed a little differently & with a little more panache.

that was quite the close call.

the cop was lucky but i guess we werent lol

with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Accident my ass the driver was using his hood ornament as a sight. Todays roadkill: domesticated pig.

I've not seen such a violent slam from behind since I rammed my wife in the ass b/f I told her that I found out she was cheating on me.

You're still gettin' that ticket!

Wonder if the cop still thinks its worth the $50?

WOW!

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