Mean Dad Messes With Daughter

Prank calling someone while in the same room with them.......Nice
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At least she's consistent

Then again, she'll probably be a call girl when she grows up

That time machine coming in handy again I see
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I bet you work for NASA or some NSA type organization sent here to spy on us.
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Or....you Have a really great site here Mate
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@VID: I can't laugh at this because I have done the same thing with my daughter.....but I am laughing my ass off, because I remember what she was like when I did it.....she got the shits with me when she worked it out and come at me fist flying......That's my girl
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She probably would've got beaten if she didn't answer the phone so she kinda had to. You can find that in Koran.

it exualy spelled Qur'an, and know you would not find it in the Qur'an. just because your mama beats you everytime you dont get the phone does'nt mean the rest of the world does the same think. you mama smacked you a bit to hard son!!

Yeah, I know. I think it only applies to females over 6 years old and when they are forcefully married to 30+ year old men, and you know what they say about wife beating in Qur'an, don't you?

They should do this for kids in America, might do something about their child obesity rate. In this case, they were just training her for dodging Iraqi police when she eventually goes BOOM!

That was funny as hell

Pretty funny, except for the Dad's continuous "phony" laugh.

"mean dad messing with daughter"
For a second I thought NT's no sex video's rule was broken

Take your sick pedophilic brain out of here and go rot in hell.

MR Toxic Usa ,
You ever stop and think "why do people outside of america have such a bad opinion of us?"
It's because people like you are unfortunately the ones most people have the pleasure of meeting & talking to.
All you have done today is bitch and moan to me (very adult like by the way) If you don't get my humour (most people don't) or you just plain don't like a stranger you will never meet then go ahead use the ignore button thats what it is there for. But please.. tomorrow.. grow some balls , act like a man & lets all hope your time of the month will be over soon

Sorry, but in any society, there is no place for sexually perverted comments about girls that appear to be 4 years old. If that is your idea of humor, I feel sorry for your female offspring. There is nothing funny about it. You need a psychiatrist more than I need to grow some balls.

Well thanks for apologising , it means alot!
but since your bitching and my replying to it is bound to piss everyone else off this is the last time im replying to you .
I told you this before so maybe this time you will get it , THE JOKE WAS ABOUT THE TITLE!!!!! you dumb adolescent fuck.
If you come to sites like this and can't distinguish between un-pc (but not meant to harm) jokes and fucked up shit like paedophilia then maybe you just shouldn't visit these places??
anyway i apologise to everyone else who has an extra bunch of comments to scroll through but this guy has been riding me all day (between us i think he fancies me) and me not knowing when to shut up is annoying so i keep replying to him but this is the last so again i apologise
peace

I'm starting to think Copa and USA are the same person. The hand looks VERY similar. it's uncanny!

nice "catch"
.. because its a hand.. and it catches.. oh fuck off its late and im tired lol its the best i have right now

lolz dont worry man, it's 10x better than w/e copa can come up wtih

You wish.

Now THAT was a funny vid, laughed my ass off. Really funny stuff!!

Later that day this little girl asked her Mom if she could take their dog for a walk around the block. The mom said no because the dogs in Heat. What's that mean? asked the girl. Mom said go ask your father, he's in the garage. The little girl goes to the garage and says, Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you. Dad said, "Bring Susie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said to keep Susie on the leash and only go one time round the block.
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, the Dad asked, "Where's Susie?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.

Canine congo line
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and that's when the Indian dad says to the mom while holding the baby in his arms, " He--- will be called- Two Dogs Fucking."
(or the alternative ending, " He--- will be called- Two Dogs Going To Get Gas.")...
seriously though, good joke.

K that was a bit lame, oh and that reminds me:
One Large Pepperoni and GARLIC TOAST for everyone!!

Funny how you can make up for your lack of witty comments with the promise of food...
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<<< for your genius

I promise I will eat your breakfast.

Silly Zykron; I never sleep, so every meal is dinner.

I'll invite you over.
Wait for my call.

Already trained to be the perfect islamic wife

While we are on the subject of phone pranks. The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.
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They sent me Diana Ross

i bet she grew up to be a DAMN GOOD RECPTIONIST! -

One ringy dingy,two ringy dingies...

She will get her revenge when she is a little older and has a mobile phone of her own...and he has to pay the call charges.

she was dumb for constantly thinking it would be anyone but her father on the phone. but she was smart enough to hang up on him every time she realized it was him.

it was pretty funny, however I'm almost sure I heard him say "alla snackbar" while he was laughing at one point... So fuck em they're terrorists.

Funny now, but when she grows up he'll be shouting at her to get off the f**king phone!!

Just comment dont try and get front page... real pros get front page from being real and funny how long did it take u to think of this one :P

You know what? This is an entertainment site, we're all getting a bit of a laugh here, so just to piss you off, I'm gonna rip a real nasty one right here. Hold your nose!
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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"

Well it made me laugh!! to you good sir.

HAHAHA! gonna use that!

Couple more
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
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Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!
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Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
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Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
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I won't keep going.....otherwise this post will magically morph into a DELETED symbol.
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HAHAHA! 4 and 5 were the best ones!

If i was funny I would tell a joke too, just to piss you off. But I'm not, so I can't.

LOL hey I used it as an excuse to "rip one" if you know what I mean, so JOIN IN AND RIP ONE OFF!

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Personally I'd rather read 200 irrelevant or even unfunny and long winded jokes than one boring whine from the likes of you, Have a virtual beer and STFU or make a decent comment yourself