If only he could get his daughter to be as excited about refilling empty beers and cooking bagel bites then he could be raising a future perfect wife.
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eskimojoe1 [ban] | Jul 27 08 : 5:52pm
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What the hell is that laugh about??
Here's my theory.
His wife hates him, so she rammed a cat/duck/ wierd rasping creature down his throat whilst he was asleep the previous night.
Strangely enough, the cat/duck/rasping creature creature got stuck in his throat, though fortunately for him, he did not choke, because he has Aids, and everyone knows that when you get Aids, your throat opens up to a large size.
The next day, the man and the cat/duck/rasping creature, genetically bonded in his windpipe region.
They shared eachothers emotions....
If the man cried, then the cat/duck/rasping creature ould cry.
If the man was happy, the cat/duck/rasping creature would be happy.
So hence, when the man laughs, the cat/duck/rasping creature.
Thus, explaining the curious rasping/choking noise when he laughs.
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DC-Flash [ban] | Jul 27 08 : 11:14am
Yes i know how many good people died on that day. It was horrible, and whats more horrible is that George Bush has lied about for years. I'm not ignorant for having an opinion it's your fucking stupidity, retard.