Mean Dad Messes With Daughter

category: Funny | views: 35826 | posted on: 07/25/2008

If only he could get his daughter to be as excited about refilling empty beers and cooking bagel bites then he could be raising a future perfect wife.

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DC-Flash [ban] | Jul 26 08 : 9:38am

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Oh thanks Da Bomb icon_cheesygrin.gif, hopefully i encounter strange happenings in Nevada.
Also how many of you lot think that the 9/11 attacks was because of controlled demolition?
I think it was controlled demolition and that sucker of a president George Bush has been lying about it for over 6 years just to emphasise his meglomaniac prospectivity.

gimpchrist [ban] | Jul 26 08 : 12:14pm

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in short, i agree.

SMAKAHO [ban] | Jul 26 08 : 11:19pm

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I think your a fucking idiot do you know how many good people died on 9/11 you ignorant bitch fuck what you think

DC-Flash [ban] | Jul 27 08 : 11:14am

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Yes i know how many good people died on that day. It was horrible, and whats more horrible is that George Bush has lied about for years. I'm not ignorant for having an opinion it's your fucking stupidity, retard.

eskimojoe1 [ban] | Jul 27 08 : 5:52pm

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What the hell is that laugh about??
Here's my theory.
His wife hates him, so she rammed a cat/duck/ wierd rasping creature down his throat whilst he was asleep the previous night.
Strangely enough, the cat/duck/rasping creature creature got stuck in his throat, though fortunately for him, he did not choke, because he has Aids, and everyone knows that when you get Aids, your throat opens up to a large size.
The next day, the man and the cat/duck/rasping creature, genetically bonded in his windpipe region.
They shared eachothers emotions....
If the man cried, then the cat/duck/rasping creature ould cry.
If the man was happy, the cat/duck/rasping creature would be happy.
So hence, when the man laughs, the cat/duck/rasping creature.
Thus, explaining the curious rasping/choking noise when he laughs.

Azuredrake [ban] | Jul 28 08 : 11:12pm

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Chubby bitch needed a workout anyway.

revenge [ban] | Aug 11 08 : 7:55am

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her dad sounds as thick as homer simpson, send her round here she can turn my tv over or off the olympics is doing my fucking head in, i would prefer to buy a bottle of milk & watch it go off icon_exclaim.gif

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