Freud would have a field day with this shit!!

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ''I'll
giveyou $100 if you let me have sex with you!"...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation. Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for
his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks,'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, ''The bastard had all dimes!''

I have to say, mate; you are one of my comment heroes to u

hahahahaha, LMAO

good shit S2H

hahha lol bro

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

That chick was so ugly and ridiculous even the toddler was laughing at her. What has happened to society ? Gawd !

She's not her/his mom

Can you say Oedipus?

little uninteresting fact: I played Oedipus my senior of high school in my Drama class.

hey word: *uninteresting*
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thats the first time i seen titties on nothingtoxic in awhile well thats the first time a seen titties anywhere in awhile and i bet the sons first words are most likely gonna be "CLAP"

Ewwwww...cheap sucky fucky

I would have pissed myself if that kid had stuck a dollar bill in her ass crack, and gone off to the bar!!!

Thank God she didn't show him the trick with the ping pong balls.

Yeah, but she could have at least shown us the ping pong trick...and the kid? Safe to say he'll be in therapy for a long,long time

I bet the kid did go to the bar looking for dad

that kid should make the most of it , in 18 years he will have to pay for women with more clothes on to dance for him like that.
(and will probably be thinking of his mum the whole time)
eeewwwwww i need to go wash

Thanks for your life story.

Oh dear little sushi was offended !!
I would apologise but it's not my fault if this is your life & you are so affected by not being funny.
Cheer up though , you do make people laugh.. just more at you rather than with you..
seeing how you always over-react to things please don't go and take it personally I'm sure you are a nice young intelligent respectful lad who
hahahahaahahahahahahahaah aha sorry i couldn't keep that going ,
no seriously you are a bit of a dick , a limp one at that.
Don't even reply to this sush you make me laugh too much

Good ol' Copafeel. This "ignore this User" feature is great! It means your comments get about as much attention as you do from the opposite sex. Off you run little'n, surely you have some panties to sniff somewhere.

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at the time of this post sushi has 10 thumbs-up votes , copafeel has zero. c'mon, somebody vote for this guy. he takes on an nt legend and has no support. poor guy, thought he was funny too ........ V

Unfortunately she didn't learn from the snake in the previous vid about how to be camera shy.

Someday this clip is going to come back and haunt this kid.
"Mom?"

It'll cost him 20 animal crackers for a private show in the walk in closet.

seeing how much of an old slush pot this whore is i wouldnt be surprised if the baby was her grankid

Yesterday: Brotherly love
Today: Motherly Love
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Cute kid.
Dumb bitch.

nothing wrong here , unless your offended by nudity.

that kids gonna turn out just fiiiiine.

more than likely this incident will leave him with an obsession for female ass shaking and strippers. when he gets older, he will probably visit NT (between porn surfing) and adopt an avatar with a bouncy ass. then he'll pick some kind of gay-assed name like "en jaywest", and will critique every video containing the words "ass", "booty", and "booty clapping".

story of your life, eh?

she's gonna be very popular at school and pta functions

She can't afford diapers, so she is warming up for her job interview.
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Goddmamn crazy, sick psycho bitch! WHY?? Damn, if that was my woman and i would walk in on that crazy bitch, man i would beat the living shit out of her, you just don't do that in front of your kid, bitch!! (yes, i would take the bitch in the other room, and put some head-phones on my kid's ears, so he wouldn't her the cunt scream)

AAhh so this was what pushed ''NORMAN BATES'' over the edge!

That KILLS! haha! Thats why you're the "MASTER"
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I feel really cheap and dirty after seeing that

Just lavish in the fact that you could never be even half as "Cheap and Dirty" as this bitch is.
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You know what? thats sooooooo true
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Have a few on me

I do the same thing for my grandfather. If he likes the number, he drools. If he disapproves, he has horrible gas.

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off with her head, says the queen of alice in wonderland

And this is where Babies come from...

I was waiting for another one to fall out.
Or a turd.

samething

His friends are going to love her.

More light minus the baby would have made a perfect wank video. Those tits bounce very nicely.

Gross.

i really believe its shit like this that turns kids into homosexuals. not even joking.

yeah and the only way to reverse the homosexuality is if the kids dad does the same

touche.

My mum made me a homosexual.....if she has enough wool left over she could make you one too.(just kidding.....really)

crack whore? you want a crackwhore HERES A FUCKING CRACKWHORE! (yeah its the ugly disease ridden toothless mother of all whores,but after a couple of drinks.....you know you'd stlll bang it!)HAHAHAHA!
http://www.liveleak.com/v iew?i=a3d_1216559668

lol.

that was quite possibly the most aweful thing ive ever seen
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whats worse is that the first thing I thought of was how much easier it must be for her to suck cock with no teeth...
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...seriously though, that must have been one badass deepthroat to scar her voice so bad

Diz those ppl are very scary Nice clothes too they look like drug addicted avatars from Second Life Yes I play it

It's not the fact that you play Second life that's It's the fact that you admitted, that you play Second life that's

^^LOL I know I'm pretty much an open book and honest to a fault

God that chick looked just like my niece's ex boyfriend

I was seriously half-expecting the kid to slap his mother's ass...
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No sorry Diz, doesn't matter how fucking drunk i get, i'm staying away from this bitch!! DAMN she is bad!!! you surely die after fucking this bitch, of every desease known to man!!

Word...I couldn't get that drunk...or horny...looked and sounded like a man anyway.

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got me there!, thanks for making me aware of my mistake. ( reading it again before posting, yeah it's ok)

if u look close at the beginning of the clip, i'm pretty sure she's pregnant with another kid. that one hasnt even been born yet and its learning all the moves.I hope she slips on afterbirth and falls of stage.

Stupid kid, you dont give her 5's right away. Make her work for it! Idiot.

With the size of those fun bags, I hope she's breast feeding!

They looked pretty empty, mate; I think we're good

Oh, is she breast feeding all of 1st. recon???

i hope she breast feeds me

good job there wasnt "night vision"on her camara
diz vid ,,,,, i want my fucking money back

he fell out of her last time she did that.

it seems this kid father is not active enough

My eyes.....my eyes.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

she probably shut the camera off and beat the crap out of the kid for her moment of fame. TYPICAL.

May I just say that I would have sex with another man before so much as even contemplating rooting that foul pig. All of Vancouver should be destroyed simply for inhabiting that thing. Fuck. I'm all upset now.

Damn she's fucking hot.
But seriously, to videotape this and put it on the internet? What kind of responsibility does this "mother" have anyways, especially to put (who I'm guessing is) her son in the same video on there? Man I'm telling you, some people are beyond stupid these days. She's gonna get so yelled at by her girlfriends this week.

hmmm, id still do her

lucky (as read by Napoleon Dynamite)

How was the vid leaked ? any news story out there ??

Go mom

He should enjoy it now b/c in 15 years his whole pay check will be devoted to this sort of thing.

Shite-it's going to take a good part of today to clean my breakfast burrito pff of my computer screen. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllll!!!!!!!

society's moral decay. Great job mom.

She's just warming up for his daycare talent show

Shes only dancing in the nude with the baby around, its not like shes shoving a dildo up her ass.

i cant see her face..but i totally forgot a bout the baby while shes moving to much..and that titties..ohh man i wna suck does..

well she's not that horrible....

its kinda swag that she is filming it but thay could have just got out the bath and haveing sum fun,on the outher hand she could be makeing web cam strip moveis staring her kid selling them,then buying crack have splitting it with her baby!

I´m sure the toddler got a boomer.

Is it just me, or a whole lot of people taking resposibility for being the child in the vid? Either you all come from the wrong side of the tracks or Freud is looking at the wrong people

You filthy fucker.....did the kid being in the vid help arouse you?
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There was a kid in that fucking video???

BG. This must be the most disturbing and plain wrong shit I ever saw. Should I be worried that I like it too much, considering that I never had a mom?

Sorry guys. That was my babysitter. She found my hidden camera.

I'd send this lil' guy away and do his mom all night long. I think she's pretty hot...nice ass (a little flat, but...) and nicer tits.
Get me her adress.

hellz no, that nasty ass biatch need to go back and do her day time job, she aint gonna cut it with the stripper shit, bring her over here, I ll have her ass jumping om a BBB while i stick it up her nasty ass, dang it she prob like that , this shit pissed me of, NASTY ASS BITCH

At least we know the kid eats well. Look at the utters on that cow mooooooooooooooo

Nice job lady. Your son is going to have a wonderful life as a pimp. Might as well buy him a furry purple hat and convertible now.

If she does that kind of shit around her kid, imagine what she would do if you were alone with her!

horrible? you sholud see some of the birds i've slept with!

now if that was a man doing that in front of his daughter everyone would cry child abuse im so tired of these double standards that bitch should be charged with child abuse

I hope this video lands her sorry ass in jail.

you're all over reacting that was the little guy from the film "bad santa " check the clip out
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=A4zPJAFbRpU

i bleive junior junior had his first stiffy
momma's already had PLENTY of them
NICE TITTS

single mother household GUARANTEED!

I'd do both of 'em

hahaha, What
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I honestly hope you're not serious.

your still here? Thought you got banned.

Someone should report this video to the authorities, that is clearly child neglect or could even be classified as kiddie porn, if one person jacked off to this it is for sure kiddie porn. I hope that person is proud, that is one of the sickest videos ever.

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That's an insult to us nerds!
I cast thee out of the ∏ room!

You are all fucking sick and disturbed. Its just a naked woman. That doesn't classify as porn? man, you are so traumatized.
I think this is one of those cases where perversion, at they say with beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

what a suprize...she is black..i didn't see that one cumminnn....

look again, she aint black, she mex, and no i am not beign racist, im one to, but dang thats just so low life.....guess stupidity doesn't discriminate

finally we get a totally nude woman on this site.
and this is how it's delivered. Thanks scott?
you suck?
put a link to login beside the (please sign in to post a comment) will ya? FUCk

And thus "A Pimp Named Slickback" is born

brings back terrible memorys. if only i could hav grabbed the dildo 5 seconds faster

please don't fart on the kid

LAFAO S2H YOU ARE CRAZY SON!!

Hmmmm, this ghetto monster shaking her 'bootai' may perhaps be showing her kid what she does for a living.

that's right creepy - considering what she said

I'm kinda confused here...should I not be jerking off to this?

They say you will go blind if you jerk off too much..........so stop when you need glasses, OK?

I already wear glasses! Thank you LASEK!

OMG are you for real?.... I'm serious about this... i been jerking off like 3 or 4 times a day for the past 2 years and not counting the Puzzy from my ex's but.... i still like to jerk it off from time to time.... and i have notice that every time i wake up my eye site is blurry.
So my question is..........
Can i become blind if i wank it 2 times a day none stop for 1 year.... and if so, how long before i become blind as fvck?..........
I'm very serious about this sh!t....

Nah bro, it's not true. But it does kill a brain cell each time you masturbate. Haven't you noticed?
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yes! sexy fat bitch

"Leave the camera alone, mommy is trying hard to find you a daddy."

What the hell is this bitch thinking? Thats Just straight up NASTY. Someone who knows her please slap the shit out of her.

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memories.... sweet sweet memories.

the kid is happy, leave him alone.

dude that shit was Fucken TIGHT. I love that shit. i have a new favorite video.

Only in the ghetto!!!!!!

...eh, I didn't just see that.
She pissed someone off really really bad

at leash the kid tried to stop her from taping.

i'd hit it...well, not in front of the kid of course

Someone call Child Protective Services. That's abuse.

the only abuse in this clip is the obvious abuse to the saggy ass afghan nipples that the baby OBVIOUSLY ravaged the shit out of

what i dont get y she had the kid in the room with her

It's not relly that bad.

Is that tomorrow video would be grandpa strip infront of his granddaughter

Nice ass

Thats some dirty diggy

where's part two!!

It depends on your culture, cause there is nothing wrong with being naked in front of your kids that's my opinion. And she was just messing around, I think someone stole this video from her and posted on the net.

Does it really fucking matter if the kid was there?We got to see some nice tits and ass.Thank you Scott...

she is HOT, I am sure that kid has walked in on her doing a lot more than dancing before, and not with dady either. That was probably her weekend to have the kid and rather than go out with her friends to to club and get laid, she had to settle for that.

i guarantee that kid has a hard on... looks like some1 is sleeping with mommy 2night

Freud still may be right!

Seriously though, I don't think it was right but that kid is too young to have a clue what was going on and probably had no memory of it 10 seconds later.

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how the hell does that get found, and better yet, for what purpose did that need recording?
that video just brings up questions.

that little kid was micheal jackson when he was 3yrs old..

STUPID

WOW. FinallY! Scotty's Mom with no hold bars!

oh shit, youtube's attention whores growing older and having kids. time flies apparently.

I was waiting for another one to pop out her backside, was that the end of the video??

its one thing to be naked around your kid when there little , but booty dancing wtf

what other reason would she say "I want to show you something" when she was completely nude and shaking her ass, if she was not planning on molesting him? I can understand being nude in frot of your little kid, but dancing and shaking your ass? I think she was trying to see if she could arouse him and get him to touch her, if he did, then you know that entire kids body smelled like pussy the next day. pretty sad

absolutly normal...
she knows the right education for kids!
i wish more women would know..

high school tuition

hey lady, isnt that how you ended up with that little brat to begin with?......... lol

exactly...

Fuck that shes hot! A little nudity never hurt anyone...

This should probably be a scene from 'Balls of Steel"s
'Scummy Mummy"

dude shes not stripping for her son thats a prostitute and im sure that little kid payed a lot of money and wanted to show off the shit he was banging

eww her ass sounded like a water bed... but id fuk it anyways

indeed

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Call me Barrack-O-Blamya......Tha t trick owes me money...And my socks

ewwwwThat poor kid will need hours of therapy,Those tits had to be the worst I've seen in days.

nigger whore

waaaajajaja
la mierda
pa grande por la chucha
debe ser deficiente

Yeah what ever he said.

DAMN DEM TITIES LOL

I need her to babysit me for awhile

hahahahah wat a great mom hahaha fucking nigggga/.

ohh seed wow.....

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ME THINKS Her Son Grew Up To Be That Guy Dancing On The Stripper Pole (pole humper)
STUPID JUNT!!!
See its sad actions like that that got her a kid in the first place .... *discusted shiver*

With the way this country is going, that kid will probably president one day

God Bless Strippers! (Hey, I'm practicing! Lemme alone!)

i love this video.

Dancing naked in front of your small child is harmless. The kid was laughing and enjoying it. He has no comprehension of sex and probably was glad to see his mom having fun.

I'll be glad to see your mom having fun

Am I the only one who felt " I´d do her, by god I´d do her!"
And for the kid...he seemed to have a good time, laughing and all... li´l bugger, closer to a naked woman than I´ve been in six months

Yea he seems like he's still at that age where it's wierd to NOT be naked!

damn, she's hot...

damn that was hott !!! (except for the baby part of course)

ha u can here the kid say "hell ya" at 0:39

wish my mom was that hot

She is...

she fat

at least it was his mother and not his father!

the kids probably to young to even rembember this happening when he gets older so would this still unconsciously affect him?

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YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR KNICKERS ON BITCH/FEED YOUR KIDS & DECORATE YOU DIRTY SLUT, & WHILE YOUR AT IT WIPE YOUR ARSE BITCH IM SURE I SEEN A SKIDDY

dat bitch is fat!!!!!

I would fuck the hell out of her.. But we would have to put the kid to bed first..!!!

Classy

That woman was absolutely horrid! She probly made that kid gay by doin that shit in front of him! And the worst part is he wont even remember, so hes going to think he was born that way....

Is that kid a niglet? Oh well, i'd bend the mom over the bed and fuck her while the kid watched.

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Ya'll some pussy talkin bout lil niglet and shit... YOu got big balls to write that shit on here but you know you want run up on a black person and yell that shit because you will have fuckin jaw wired shut from getting that bitch stumped in. You can feel like a big man on here wring that shit go try it on the street motherfucker!!!
yeah you can do.... I know you all talk pussy!!!

Oh silly nigger

Hye nycp2f or what ever the fuck that means. Do me a favor go do that shit on the street since you can write it you punk motherfucker. You know what... I know u ain't going to do that shit because you a bitch like that... I bet i can call you a cracker to you face and you won't do shit. That make you feel like a man writing that shit on here... hahaha I know it do, but the truth is your just a lil bitch deep down inside. I have white friends that would kick your ass about that.... hahhaa u pussy motherfucker... but go try and do that for me and let me know how it worked out if you got the balls too... hahaha

I'd fuck her, she has a nice body, Her ass is fine!!!

Is this familly of Wacko Jacko ?

Its hard to wack off to this vid cause of that kid but she is so hot shes a bad mom

I wacked off to this but looked away when the kid went on camera she is fucking stupid for exposing her kid to this
but i would so fuck her

That MILF has a nice ass and boobs she knows how to shake it but that horny bitch should have not had her kid watching her exposing him to this that just makes me sick now i feel guilty for busting a nut someone should put that kid in a family that wont expose him to this kind of garbage
hes gonna be fucked up when he gets older cause you dont forget stuff like this maybe she was the babysitter and not the mom

She has a great pair of tits and a fine ass. We don't get a clear view of her cunt, but I bet it is fine too. It appears she is damn good at her stripper moves. If she expects to do well and earn good money to raise that kid then Hurray for her practicing her craft! I applaud any woman who is willing to work hard at her craft. Practice, Practice, Practice....grin

Video's Too Dark.. Very Nice Ass... Too Bad i wasn't the child!!

Kid could be Helen Keller

WTF?

Wtf indeed.

I see a future rapist

It looks to me like she needed to get a baby sitter and go out and get laid. It also looks like she is good at those stripper moves and should make a lot of money doing it. She definitely has the body for it. Bad judgment on her part but nothing criminal. He was not old enough to get a woody yet. I think.

WTF?!?!!?!?!?!!?

Nice going mom

WTF-EST!!! Then they wonder why they hate their girlfriends and end up all fucked up!...shit, that kid is going to be scared for life

thats a whore thru and thru

WOW just WOW

anyone who isnt brainwashed by media and society would know that kids at that age and kids in general dont see nudity the way adults do and its the adults that think the sick disgusting things themselves that wanna project those things onto a situation they would think of cos theres a child around. as a dad i know theres a difference and this woman obviously knows what being a parent is all about...good job and nice bum lady lol

nah where im from being naked is normal and natural i used to walk around with my brothers and sister naked on hot days when we were young

I know what this lady is thinking, I often go to the local schools and strip of naked too, nothing wrong with being naked in front of kids

just your typical mexican welfare mom, have your first kid by age 14, get on welfare, have another kid every year after that by a different guy (of course the guy has to be a total loser)at age 18 start going to clubs on the weekend because your mom has the kids anyway, stay on welfare, start getting fat by age 20 because you do nothing but eat, sleep, party and get laid. Teach your kids nothing but how to collect money for doing nothing, then by age30 you are a grandmother yourself and the cycle begins again.

this is disgusting man.... omg.... ah man....sheesh....sooo, anyone have her number cause i wanna take her out on a date.. ..i mean...scold her on how bad of a momma she is....over a dinner and a movie....
anyway whoever posted this...lemme know wsup...cuz uh...yeah u know...bad...tsk tsk....kids like 1 yrs old won't even remember this...shew, y'all act like y'all don't have sex in front of the baby thinking he's sleep - look up and he's googley eyed...and u just go right back @ it....

Yes! Mother of the year award fo sho! Ho of the year too!

THANK YOU MOMMY - NICE TUB HUBBLE ♥¿♥

my kind of mom