Some people dont like showing off their 'length'

That snake was so long that for a minute I thought it was my "snake." But then it reached up and tried to bite. My "snake" doesn't do that.

My enormous snake isn't camera shy, but it has been banned from making public appearences at the local swimming pool.

That snake must be a right diva to have a hissy fit while on camera.
ok thats the one and only lame joke im doing today

2 elephants and a snake fall off a cliff
dum dum sssssssss

i hate snakes , i would have shot that damn thing , and for all you snake lovers out there , Piss on You and Peta.

I didn't care for this vid, anaconda, i'm afraid of snakes.

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WOW, i actually jumped up from my chair for a second, damn snakes keep them away from me!!

hellz yeah I am with you on that, I FREAKING HATE SNAKES, I don't even know why the hell I watched this vid, now I am gonna have night mares

maybe to make you feel better, mija:
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http://my2008blog.files.w ordpress.com/2008/02/this -rose.jpg

aaahhhh that was sweet

*bows*

SUCK UP

lame

If mine wasn't so camera shy, I coulda been a sssstar.

Feed it Viagra then

HAHAHA! that made me jump.......so much so,ive managed to lay my own ''SNAKE'' in my pants!

Lol........same.
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Looks like Everyone & Everything hates the Paparazzi.
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DODGE VIPER.....he did not.
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I try to give 100 SERPENT all the time.
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It's just a pain in the ASP sometimes.
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Glad to see ur feeling better

Best Cameraman of '08!
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Best idiot ownage of the week

Nice reach.

...around

My snake has a tendency to snap out at anything that gets it excited too.

note to self: When pointing a Cannon at a snake that size, make sure it is the type of Cannon that has shells in it not film!!!

"I told you NO PHOTOS!"

Whoa! How did that camera crew get into my pants??

I think you're avi is trying to tell you something, mate

"don't like black snake!"
classic line.

reticulated python ???
snakes can only strike foward except the ret python
slash i knew id come in handy lol

I love all animals but respect them enough to know to give wild ones their space. I don't pet bears either.

Was I asleep when they taped my penis?

That must have been a plumber's snake.

This python is most probably from Sub-Saharan Africa. You guys should see the snakes we have here, they regulary eat sheep and other like sized animals.

^^ i got one under my tv bigger than that (i really have) i also had a wife ,not seen her for months ,couldnt have gone far not to her purse

I've got one under my pants!

^^shes not taken her purse

that made my flinch...fuck

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My snake isn't that big but if I stick it up your ass it will feel like a baseball bat

neither is your brain!

Ahh, that really hurt me. I see you want to play today and you've chosen me as your target. It's good you have a place to act out your character defects without the threat of actually facing someone. You know, the thought of actually getting physically hurt. There are plethora of morons like you on the internet who get a hard on from being a keyboard warrior.
I do have one question for you though. Are your little snippets of witticism an aphrodisiac for you? Do they help you climax when your are rubbing one out in your parent's basement? Does it give you enough courage to at least think about doing something with your life instead of mooching off your family?

No.

someone ban this fag

Why? Did that give you a hard on? You want it up your pooper? Because that was directed to the ladies but you seem to gravitate to it.

i want 1!!!!!!!!

why eat a perfectly fuckable sheep?

my dad's dick is longer

fuck! that made me spill rum and macaroni salad all over the damn rug...

Om nom nom nom.

hahaha, what a bitch

thats not camera shy thats i am going to kill you

it was probably insecure.

the snake is prob a purse now, and a handbag and a pair of shoes.

the "snake" reminds me of people i work with

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! that scared the sheet out of me

what the hell are you gonna sleep under now?

That was cool.

MY SNAKE IS CAMERA SHY TO, AND IT KNOWS TRICKS, LIKE SHRNKING......

My boyfriend bought me a 4 ft ball python for our 1 year anniversary. He's a big boy and we love him. But I can't imagine anyone stupid enough to film a snake this size from that close - not even a snake enthusiast.

I once knew a snake enthusiast. She was this really hot young woman who enjoyed filming them in their natural habitat. Once during filming, she got a little too close and one spit venom all over her face, hair and tittees. Yeah, it was hot. She still calls me "Cobra" to this day.

LMFAO... You so deserve more than one thumbs up for that one...

So, you taught your son to pee sitting down? He'll be gay. By the way, if that's you in your avatar....I'd pump one in you. It would look like your teeth were melting I'd shoot such a load in your mouth. Then I'd pee on the seat and leave.

I drank so much last night I'm nursing a real bad hangover today. Therefore, I'm not nearly drunk enough to bother with the likes of you today...

Is that snake from my garage?

STUPID CUNT

haha its too small for paris hilton

holy shit did that really just happen

ARG WTF is that shit he aint shy the mother fucker was trying to molest the camera Dont scare us like that !!! he is like one of those dudes with a coat and no cloths on under .... just walks past u and *flash* ....

dam i was so freaked out that i hit my head on the walli agree that snakes give me gas

wow where the hell is this place anyway?? anyone?

Joker #1 = as l0nq as the camera pers0n wasn't me im qud!!!

sorry people, forgot to zip up

what the f%^&! i spilled my f^%&*(& drink!

yo it looks like theres a face in the snake 8 seconds in

this is the new maze game or what?! ahah

Huge sonbitch

thats what you said about the last cock you sucked

No, motherfucker, YOU'RE the one who sucks cock and you're the one who slurps cum all day every day!