Worst Rollerblader Ever Busts his Nuts and his Face

I love skaters...and people who put small wheels on their feet and do stupid things....it brings me so much joy to them get hurt

cool trick. do it again.
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@ krazy - you probably love those heely's, right? i saw a little kid bust his ass wearing them.

How did you know?
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Love to trip the little fuckers up as they slide past me
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Does that make me a bad person?

HAHAHA! you gotta love that BALLS,SHOULDER,HEAD,LEG COMBO!
to skaters........and their rapidly declining genepool!

---->>2 the guys who put vegetable oil on the rail before this guy tried this.
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Don't like skaters, but damn i feel for that bastard, i felt it too OUCH!!!!!! but he deserved it for being a pussy-ass skater!

your shit and you know it
top marks for trying

y do none of these idiots use helmets? there not that good

thats the same noise i heard when daddy caught me in the chicken coup with rubber gloves................... .................shovels hurt

In a 'nut'shell: Idiot.

he will never breed , thats a good thing

i actually watched a skate video the other day and most of the time they dont die but this site made me believe otherwise

Now you have crushed your nuts for the umpteenth time. Go lie down in a dark room for a week and seriously consider, if this is really the way to attract girls.

These fucking morons drive to the longest park staircase in 30 miles just to fuck up on the first few steps.
I love when these idiots waste our gas!

his balls have now merged into one testicular unit

so your saying he's now the proud owner of a ''MEGANUT?''

is your avi the same as your passport

of corse not...................... ..........this is my better photo........LOL

A nut plant and a face plant all in one swift move. Awesome !
On another note off the subject -- I understand the need for advertising on sites, but the pop-ups are starting to drive me nuts and I am going to scream the next time I hear that idiot talking about hot Jesiica Simpson in her wet white t-shirt.
OK, I am being whiney this morning. Maybe I should become a skater.

What the hell are you doing on here??
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If your nuts CAN drive; you should be worth millions!!!
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I'd be out having a PARRRRRRTTTTTYYYYYYY!!!! with a huge slide on a hill Ohh...thats been done

Sounded like the handrail was playing the drum crash from In The Air Tonight on his whole body.

Us women don't know how much that hurts. It's not because we don't have balls, it's because we are not that stupid to try things like that
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i hope this video inspires all others who do this crap to stop.

NOOOOOOO
keep going
I love a good laugh
better than drugs or anything

He must have ordered a doulble ownage mc meni at mcdonalds before doing that grind lol

they dont call him ODDBALL for nothing.

DAMM, HIS NUT'S SAID ""SNAP,CRAKLE,AND POP""
HAHAHAH,,,,,, NOW HE CAN GET THOOSE BOWLING BALLS AS IMPLANT'S LIKE MY UNCLE JOE, AFTER THAT GOAT BIT THEM OFF, WE TRIED TO WARN HIM ABOUT RUBING PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS NUT'S AND THEN LETTING THE GOAT LICK IT OFF, IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER............

I am sorry guys, but I had to laugh......reallly sorry, but when I heard that cruching sound, wwoooowwww.....hope he will still be able to have kids

hope not, cause then we are stuck with another generation of fucking skaters.

, tru3 ón thÅt

these nut shots ALWAYS make me CRINGE!!!
don't know why i even watch - reminds me when weez kids-ridin a bike, tryin to "spin wheels" and the fuckin chain broke - yer nuts ALWAYS got cruntched on the fuckin crossbar I WUZ DONE FER THE REST'O DA FUCKIN DAY
thank god i'm old enough ta drink now

My mate's bro split his testicles on a rusty nail while spinning around a circular clothes line, like its a roundabout. It must of affected him somehow because a few months later he was found asleep in his mother's bed, wearing nothing but her finest underwear as the rest of family came home early.
Separate occasion his mother was in the bath with her boyfriend, splashing water over him. She caught her fingernails on his scrotum and put him in hospital to get it stitched back together. One fucked up family.

sounds like your mates bro's testosterone all spilt out and was replaced by estrogen! and tell the mum keep an eye on her boyfriend and keep her ''lingerie'' under lock and key! HAHAHA!

And so the fate of all rollerbladers... at least in a popular opinion kind of way. This guy was just the embodiment of what we all want to see.

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky would B proud

iovnewt - tanx a bunch mate!! now ya got me sittin here holdin my crotch - grittin my teeth - imaginin if i pull my zipper down i'm gonna sliice off my teabag -I NEED A FREAKIN BREWSKI
gotta protect yer family jewels

lol. sweet combo.

that was awsome

ouch

Pop!Pop!

LMAO that sound... !!!!

what the hell was he thinking. ima do this....whyy.
what on earth would he have gotten if he wouldve landed that. he should just sell that board for weed and come smoke me out.

Board..board...fuck man I watched the vid over and over all night, drank coffee and analysed the vid over and over again and I couldn't see a fucking board. Thanks for wrecking my night.

I revert back to previous comment about my theory on skateboarders and their failures...
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It seems to confirm my theory; they are still following the pattern of Sack-crush followed by Face-plant.
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Researchers are still deliberating as to the cause...
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