Comments - Parachutist Awesomely Takes Out a Military Band

he got the horn

dont they have sam sites at military bases?

The camo must be pretty good.

HAHAHA! if they was that bad maybe some constructive critisism would have been better then the ol '' im gonna jump out of a plane straight onto the trumpet players head'' way......

parachutists should be BANNED from these places

They hit the skydiver with a TUBA-Four.

"Medic"....Classic Military Style...
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That's one way to get them marching bands to STFU...

This was all staged.....the muffdiver and the dude that got hit both wanted to get out of conscription!

... "Good wind takes out woodwind" ...More at eleven.

You'd have thought that at least ONE person on the ground would have said, LOOK OUT! HEADS UP! MOVE MOTHERFUCKERS! It's a bird! It's a plane!...somethin'...

That was kind of my thought as well

the Army doesn't like band dorks either. those guys near the camera saw it coming and said nothing. thumbs up to the sky diver
notice, the diver didnt shout any kind of "in coming" either.
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therefore, I say good shot! and GET SOME!
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(the only bigger dorks than the army are in the army band)

he should be court marshalled or whatever it is they do to naughty parachutists, or whatever they call people that go parachuting, or whatever its called when you jump from a height and let a bag and strings slow your descent or whatever its called when your falling from the sky to the ground or whatever it is you happen to fall onto on the earth. done

play it again uncle sam !!!!!

7/10 split.

lol....
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They needed to have another skydiver to get the spare.
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Good thing he didn't land of the flute player. would've had a (OK here we go) Para-flute-poop-cute!

Instead of sending planes at buildings, they are now sending parachutes at the military. Now all they need is to incorporate suicide bombings with this!

"A" for effort...
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...and a for the guts!

There must be a prize in America that goes to the first person to shout "MEDIC" when someone takes a knock in a public place. Everywhere else in the world, people just run over and help the person but in America, shouting MEDIC a few times and then walking away is sufficient.

Duh! That's because most people are generally untrained, and so when people make their personal efforts to help the person or pull them out of wherever or try to get someone to lay down, they typically end up worsening the injury. That's why medics regularly tell people to let professionals do the work. They generally have years of training, they have actual experience with dealing with severe injuries and know what to do or not to do, and so they do the diagnosis better than untrained people. So, yes, it is sufficient to call for a medic or 911 and let them take it from there.

You can be frightingly serious sometimes.

No kidd'in.

Probably one of their dropout dropping in to say hi.

i,m glad he hit the tuba player , i hate tuba players.

pfff, that was a freaking hard impact damn!!! That's got to leave a mark!!

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up a skydivers ass....

that looked like it hurt

It was clearly a terrorist attack.

those bastard keep finding new ways to kill us. Scum!!!!

That could easily kill someone. I'm surprised those soldiers didn't give a beatdown to that parachute guy.

I think that the parachute guy would just be happy that he's chute opened. The collision was just a prank, band geeks get picked on everywhere.

i smell a lawsuit.

Band hazing is getting pretty extreme these days.

At least he didnt get a tuba up his ass

they joined the band so they could avoid getting hurt, little do they know that people with parachutes have something against trumbones....

wow, now youre posting old stuff from syndicated news sites.....

all original ,you had nothing to say,other than

He was spotted with WMD in his horn... the jumper was tasked to take him out...
ARMY STRONG HOOAH!!!

looks like he was trying for a strike but ended up with a split

I have an Idea!!! MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was just gettin' down!!

Holy shit!!!! Is this a new hajjii terror tactic!?!? Dear god! This will paralize the nation! No one will want to go outside! They could strike anywhere!!! Ohh the humanity!!!

we get it, u served in Iraq, get over it................(ps. i doubt u served in anything but the local Mcdonalds, so dont think youre hard)

Lol, good morning silly tiger.

12:15 is morning to you?? lazy mexican, hehehee

It was actually 11:15 here. And since that was first I heard from you and it was before noon I said good morning. You see tiger, people appreciate politeness and good manners. When I walked into work today at 08:00 I said good morning to my co-workers and they replied in kind. Try that next time someone says good morning to you instead of making an ignorant comment about something you know a very limited amount about.

I don't think he can get through the day without throwing some insults around and beating off while doing it.
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That's why they are lame and short, dimwitted and typed with one hand.
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It's 5:10 am here...so it's very early...and fucking cold.
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---->>4U Sapper420
(early morning buzz )
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Lol, thanks mate. Hair of the dog that whooped my ass last night aye?

you are obviously too dumb to recognize my attempt at reconciliation with you by using sarcastic jocularity, so fuck you buddy.

wtf ???

I'm convinced that TigerWanker was the retarded boxer in the other vid today. Somehow, it just seemed fitting...
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It even sounded like a falling kamikaze airplane

Good! I always hate the fat Tuba player.
Nice take-out!

did anyone notice the rest of the band stood formation...only the soldiers that were hanging around went and helped the injured band member and the parachutist.. wtf?

Nobody gave the order to - DUCK!!
AT-EASE GENTLEMEN - I'LL BE HERE ALL DAY

He should de bowling instead of jumping...

Was the parachutist a mute or something? You would think formation or not you would pay attention to someone yelling lookout motherfuckers from overhead. They didn't appear to be playing and you could hear the chute in the wind and definitely hear the smack when he hit them. Almost looked intentional. You watch, we'll hear about an Al Qaeda member parachuting their young daughter with bomb strapped to her while dads jerking off sucking cock. Stupid rabbits.

i guess the funding for suicide bombers has taken a dive

I would like 2 take this time 2 thank our great military and express my condolences 2 a friend of mine. Her husband was a brave Marine who was killed instantly when Al Q rammed a flute up his ass. (God rest his soul).

Your avi has me wanting to ram my bonaphone up her ass....does that make me a bad person?

It makes U a naughty person and U need 2 B spanked. Next time U talk 2 me try something respectful 2 say or I'll piss in your mouth when Ur eating my Pussy. Comprende

Pardon my foul mouth (even I can’t believe I wrote that), but I’m tiered of being proper all fucken day long. It’s nice to click on a F-ed up vid and talk 2 some intelligent yet slightly F-ed up people who can appreciate sick humor.

So don't worry, I won't piss in ur mouth unless I drink 2 many of these

Correction: replace slightly with considerably
Warning: I might have had 2 many of these

Lick @ ur own Risk.

One more jump and he can pick up the spare.

nice

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thwak!!!!!!!!!!!!!MEDIC!