Comments - Drunken Slap Fight Ends In Knockout

category: Funny | views: 53356 | posted on: 07/18/2008

Next time these guys are deciding who should go on the beer run I think they will use rock paper scissors.

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:03am

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Wow, that guy slaps like a real man! none of this fake stuff.

piss off! [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:04am

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Slapt the fuck out!! icon_lol.gif

Red6ixx [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:05am

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small person attitude - they tend to have one - not just a chip on his shoulder - i think he had the whole bag.

Krazy [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:06am

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"Dawg" wtf do people call each other that for? icon_rolleyes.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:26am

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it's tha cool, keepin'it real thang to do. ya heard!! icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:41am

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Its like me saying "yo baboon".....just dont seem right icon_sad.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:48am

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it aint right, but it's the "in"thing to do these days. I don't get it either. icon_confused.gif

munch [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:14pm

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i explained this to an australian in las vegas once. he heard me call my friend dawg and asked why would i call my friend that, so i explained to him that my friend is much like a dog in the sense that he's a loyal companion to me much like a dog. and vise versa. icon_confused.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 1:22am

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Paradox:
Can the two dogs be each other's master? icon_sad.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:06am

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Shouldn't that be:
Small man syndrome,
one can of light Beer,
Having a jaw made of swiss cheese,
and being a PUSSY! Ends in a knockout! icon_eek.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

cardii [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:06am

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the good old u.s.a ....now all you get is a gun slap

thumpic [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:06am

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Ithough they didn't allow slap fights at Mensa any more?

moekid20 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:10am

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0:02-0:33: slap fight.
0:41-1:00: the gayest hug fest/slow dance begins.
1:22 and beyond: The make up sex starts.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:43am

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It's cheeper than roofies & he still get to take advantage of him! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Excalibur [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:10am

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There are real GAY playing slap around!!!

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:10am

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This is Slappy, the eighth member of the seven dwarfs, who was thrown out because of his attitude problem. icon_biggrin.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 1:36am

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...and aparent drinking problem icon_beer.gif

billyzane [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 8:23am

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your talking about slappy from goosebumps. http://youtube.com/watch? v=kyYIscifwMY

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:11am

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The Two Stooges. icon_rolleyes.gif

Icarus [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 8:02am

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Laurel & Hardy?
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zykron [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 8:18am

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Heckel & Jeckel icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 1:51am

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Little Rascals: the Later Years

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:14am

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Pat-a-Cake ain't what it used to be!

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:17am

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he thought to him self
Maybe if I kiss him he will turn into my Prince... icon_eek.gif

Tired Of Your Shit [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:22am

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Sushi69 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:38am

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Almost instantly, I am "Tired Of Your Shit". icon_rolleyes.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:48am

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Tired Of Your Shit on Jul 18 08 : 6:22am wrote:
This is what happens when you are disadvantaged and just dont know when to stop and walk away.
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It looks like you also are not attempting to walk away.
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Your attack is contradictive.
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Like the guy in the vid...you should just let it go and not pursue it any further....knocked out once is enough......just let it go
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Peaceful Humour is better than Constant Bickering....Don't you think. We all like comfrontation...but they do get boring at some point.
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Krazy [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:51am

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Left a reply for you on the first vid icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Its so sad that people have so much time to waste icon_sad.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:03am

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If people come in here for the sole purpose of starting shit, why would it be objectionable for Zyk (or anyone else, for that matter) to respond to them? Sure, in a perfect world, we'd all ignore them but that is not always easy to do. Maybe you think people should be able to come in here and say what they want with no negative consequences? Isn't it only natural to respond occasionally to a member who has said something we don't agree with?
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I have to tell you, friend, that the "shit" I am most tired of is people who create alt accounts to talk shit cos they're too afraid to voice their opinions under their "regular" username...This is not just a big game to many of us here. We actually enjoy coming here and getting to know other members and having a little fun. Drop the shit and join us.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:08am

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"...little cyber tough guys..."
That's a good one, coming from you. icon_rolleyes.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 11:53am

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Three complete assholes walk into a bar and start a "worst impressions" contest. One no-balled creep with an xBox remote control in one hand stood up and said, "I impersonated Tapeworm." "O rly?" the second vagina-equipped pussy said as he stood up and said, "Well I impersonated Liacon." The third complete asshole looks at the other two, shocked in disappointment. He jumps up and says, "Well you two are just morons. I'm gonna do the worst impression ever and impersonate a nerd on the internet!" He succeeded. icon_beer.gif

lyric [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:30am

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Slappers! icon_beer.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:36am

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is this the same midget the got swung around last time while dressed like lepracaun?
more@vid: if you notice from the getgo, the short dude didn't have any body in his slap- oo bad form. It was all arm. That's something you can't afford when you're short. (there's a joke somewhere in there, but nevermind). Anyway, even if he only weighs 100 pounds (or kilos or whatever) that's still 100 pounds of slapping power if he uses more body. Now- imagine that he drives off the ground using his legs and the earth? Next, imagine that he whips his hips right after the slap. Anyway, i know it's irrelevant for drunken-folks, but for the NTers, that's food for thought when you decide to bitch slap someone much bigger than you.

tobby [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:36am

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mommy and daddy talk to each other like that

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:42am

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He didn't have to fall far.

TurboGuy [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:45am

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Too bad all those tattoos didn't make him any tougher.

DeathByDomino [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:47am

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ehehhehe
That tatoo guy thinks hes tough but he got owned by a bitch slap icon_beer.gif

8039 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:54am

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I hope no black people see this.

double stroke [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 7:21am

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lol...too late!! ... and they aint white trash either...lol!!!

piss off! [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:55am

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well this sure wasen't happy slapping icon_redface.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:55am

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they musta been drunk , dope smokers would have been to busy eatin to do this shit. icon_stoned.gif

12xu [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:01am

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This aint over till all 4 cheeks are red-- so slap it up bitch

Majestic12 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:18am

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Now wheres that big samoan who slaps like a tree trunk, he needs to meet this tall laughing boy. icon_evil.gif

Kakihara [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:25am

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Majestic12 on Jul 18 08 : 7:18am wrote:
Now wheres that big samoan who slaps like a tree trunk, he needs to meet this tall laughing boy.
indeed - this boy wouldnt be in the same league as the walking typhoon.

jitwad [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:29am

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yeah dog
you know it dog
are you done dog
Don't call me dog!

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:39am

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balls of steel but a jaw of glass! never a good combination

newsense [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:05am

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i am a little short on jokes so i am going to go throw down a pint...then i am going to drink a beer icon_beer.gif

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:11am

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I love to see people who think they are tough get proved wrong.

jagenigma [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:12am

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Aww poor baby LOL icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Irish [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:25am

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what a fool icon_cheesygrin.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:35am

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i like when wicked short people talk trash and get owned. also it's funny how he's shorter than the girls there.

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 7:19am

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theres nothing with strengthening your PIMP HAND,but theres something a bit queer for opting out of the ''SPANKING MY WOMANS ASS WHILE IM WAXING IT FROM BEHIND OPTION'' and instead opting for the '' I JUST LOVE THE FEEL OF ANOTHER DUDES CHEEKS ON MY PALM'' option! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 7:40am

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I hate watching men hit their bitches, its just wrong..

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 7:59am

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I didnt see any men, men dont slap icon_stoned.gif

Icarus [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 8:08am

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I like to slap my midget icon_cheesygrin.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 8:18am

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little guy almost got his face slapped off.

cucarachito [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 8:23am

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id get some bug spray to get rid of all them mosquitos

neebuz [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 8:44am

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now i realise why they still execute in the U.S icon_stoned.gif

chartrule [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 9:07am

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i don't know what's worse that they got into a "slap fight" or that they got into a "slap fight"

sapper420 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 9:45am

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Lol, napolean complex strikes again. icon_rolleyes.gif

alfred [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 10:16am

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Skitzoap [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 10:31am

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He killed Weeman icon_sad.gif

jobstream [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 11:05am

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now that's some bitch slappin...

globetick [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 12:16pm

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All this German dancing has got me a bona the size of a salami. Must take time out to relieve tension in
underpants. icon_redface.gif

BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 12:26pm

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I hate seeing "Wack on Wack" crime.
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S600 [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 12:37pm

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Yea! Skin it back! icon_lol.gif

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 2:30pm

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frat boys are good for 1) mild entertainment 2) funding abortion clinics nationwide.

munch [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 4:09pm

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for being as dumb as these guys are, they're pretty civil... i wish i could settle more disagreements like this. first to get knocked out by a slap to the face wins the arguement, no matter if you're right or wrong. icon_biggrin.gif

JimmyPumper [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:21pm

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Coulda been worse...they coulda been slapping eachother with their dicks...

EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:46pm

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I have a theory. If it looks like a bitch, talks like a bitch, fights like a bitch, and slaps like a bitch, then it is probably a bitch.

RReaper [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 5:48pm

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Krazy on Jul 18 08 : 6:41am wrote:
Its like me saying "yo baboon".....just dont seem right
correct it does not sound right , you knew this but you still said it WTF !!! , drink another cup of tea you scone gobbler and think next time before you say stupid baboon comments , think of the baboons and how they must now feel thanks to you jesus

Krazy [ban] | Jul 19 08 : 12:29am

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Why dont you go and fuck your mother or sister again?
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Your boring me now icon_rolleyes.gif

Brodie0Brodie [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:02pm

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hahaha awesome

muzaqman [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:09pm

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THAT WAS GREAT! icon_beer.gif

lorak [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 6:18pm