Why White Kids Shouldnt Jump

Basket ball - is that a REAL sport?

No. And somebody is going to need some Advil real soon...

Now he knew that he should have get diet early!

boooyaaaahhhh, that was fun!! ouch!! haha

Bet he soon Hooped off all embarassed

congrats kid. (i'm pretty sure most kids want to break the rim). no comments from fags please.

I think it is safe to say, the next Backboard he will see will be the one he is strapped to for the remainder of his life!!

Aparently, he now DRIBBLES very well though!!!

ok, ok- let the puns begin!
YEAH- that kid couldn't hang.

Not really, as I recall he didn't hang for very long at all

Somebody had better call Julius Irving!!!
The Dr.

Guess that'll leave him with a hang-over!

I don't think that's what they meant when they named it the BACKboard.

The doctor will be jumping through HOOPS to save him

Maybe he should do the BOARD WALK!

Looks like he NETted a broken back

He got plenty of traction. He'll probably live in traction the next 18 months.

The doc said he should BOUNCE right back.

his friend always thought of timmy as a basket case

at least do it with a basketball

SEE DAMNIT SON LEAVE IT TO KOBE SHAQ AND KANYE WEST TEETH

I feel weird, I watched the video and my first thought was "I would hate to have the replaced, it might get pricey". Is it possible to catch the jew, I was bitten by one the other day.

Now if Basketball had more of this in it I'd be a fan

Hoops a daisy!

The ring fall because he dont have a ball!!!

Great...the one time a white dude gets a good dunk and it fucks up for him.
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Just kidding.........Always look good when it happens.
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Better when it happens with glass, [or whatever the clear (See-through) backboard is made off]
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parkour skills do not equal basketball skills
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that was a pretty good PK wall-hop though

Arrgh,my scapula!

is that a three pointer????

no tobby, its a donut dunk.
(the ring is the donut)

Im so glad you made that bit clear......i could see a slagging match brewing over what the hell its made of

i wish i could touch the rim , good job white boy , homey , cracker ,white trash i,m white so i can say that stuff.

Being a little white guy who can jump, falling from heights is just something you have to get used to

Probably a good sign parkour basketball isn't going to gain wide-stream acceptance.

MICHAEL GORDON!!

fucking A! awesome avitar! I got that game when it came out (on the first day!). however i don't remember when... april 1994? something like that.

thx Truone that game is the best. Yo lets to Metroid!!
@ video That rim looked like it was super glued

HOOP "Not made in America" probably outsourced from Bumfukastan.

I guess he hoped those chinese have done a better rim job

Busted Kidney??? Pissing blood maybe?

I bet you his name is sue

haha, that sucks. that rim and backboard looked wicked old to begin with.

at least he'll get a chance to meet his favorites nba stars...through the make-a-wish foundation...

he was heard to say " I'm board"...


ok ok , dont push... i'm leaving

Hmm maybe next year they should avoid buying sports equipment from wal-mart

extreme entertainment

he made quite the impression