Woman Struck By Lightning In Forest

Top of the morning! That did not strike her funny!

ya VOLT!! that's one of my CURRENT jokes...how SHOCKING!...and reVOLTING...she's all AMPED up..did she offer any RESISTANCE?...she's WIRED....how old was she? 110 or 220?......she should have reFUSED to go camping...........
my head hurts....

Well, that's ruined all my jokes in one message!

Who charged up your corn flakes this morning?
By chance did you see her flashing in the video?

After that joke, I feel like a live wire!

You must be a rep for RedBull

I am shocked that you could come up with that many puns. Lame, but that is all you left me.

you stole everyone's jokes, your GROUNDED!!!

That was PUNbelievable..

i did get a CHARGE out of reading them.

Yeah, he did use all the good ones, goddamned thanx thumpic, thanx!

Damn....someone raided the pun jar!

Bitch stole ma puns

No pun, no fun....

In the words of AC/DC she's been......thunderstruck!
That's all I've got.

but it is a good one, wish i thought of that. youve got my vote. and

I was going to do a Ride the Lightening or Riders on a Storm joke, but now I'm totally disheartened. Maybe the asian chick on the next page will make feel better
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i bet she will, she made me feel good!

she's all lit up again.
@thumpic: can somebody say electrician? am i right thumpic?

"Don't stand under or near Tree [especially large ones], in a lightning storm", is what the experts say.
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She was shit out of luck on that one though...... It's a Bit hard to not stand near a tree IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING FOREST.
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Thats the last time she'll go hiking in steeltoed boots

Ive been hit by lightning 3 times . did i tell yall about the spaceships i also have seen , never mind I got to go my nephew just got bit by a pit bull and,, hell never mind

That Nylon underwear is a bitch.

God to woman: No pictures please.
Woman: I'm just gonna film this then I'll......Oh GOD OH GOD!
God: I said no pictures biatch!

were i live camping is for the poor

That'll be Thor in the morning.

Lightning!?....that was SUPERJIZZ! thhats why she screamed.........YES and damn you thumpic (brightspark)

"lightning crashes, a new mother cries
this moment she's been waiting for
the angel opens her eyes
pale blue colored iris,
presents the circle
and puts the glory out to hide, hide"
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--Live

------------------------- -->>4 That Bro.
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That song Rocks....all of Live does.
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And another for not writing the whole song out
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Even though I just wrote a long post on the sniper vid so I'm contradicting myself now.
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I love that song.Reminds me of my mother. I absolutely love Live.

For you, sweet lady:
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=dsOculxtdX8&feature =related

Thank-You for the link Pumekuph

You're welcome!
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BTW, any time my song lyrics get double digit votes, (Which is not very often!) I smile like this ...I really do.
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For you,

That will get you a thumb up from Scott for sure

I'm not so sure about that, mate. I just clicked on his avatar for the first time in weeks and it brought me back to the homepage. So either his shoutbox has been inadvertently deleted or he has me on ignore for reasons unknown to me.

She should conductor self properly in public.

I don't think she has the capacitor

its official; God hates her.

she should have never missed church on sunday. God will get ya.

I'm getting my ass to church this sunday, you all should do the same!......na fuck it, take a walk on the wild side........ ZZZAAAAPPPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! !!!!

I didn't see anybody get hit. Assuming it's real, the lightning struck a tree and the scream you hear is next to the camera.

Woman - "OH MY GOD!"
God - "I thought you were and atheist".

Her underwire bra makes a good lightning rod.

"I love a rainy night." Dr.Frankenstein

Maybe she was trying to be the next Tesla Coil.

can't see the forest FIR the trees

She was playing with her vibrator which went into overdrive. That's the reason for the "Oh my God"

Was that Freddie Mercury's mom? "Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-"