Hot Bullet Shell Falls Down Soldiers Pants

LMFAO! Best 12 seconds of the morning.
I'M EATING HOT POCKETS!!

Yepp

for a moment i thought he was inventing a new dance.
and in advance for the people who are going to make "monkey sound" jokes kiss my ass.

I was waiting for that other back to front hat wearing guy to put his hand down to help him out - i wouldnt - he can get them himself.

hahaha the american are funny... "mohammed kill just one whe take the others to entertain us"

I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning.

The modern day version of 'hot pants'

He took a bullet directly in the buttocks.......... Back to the shrimpin boat for Bubba

Back to the srimp boat, LoL! He's going to need a new pair of pants too, perhaps some Dockers?

haha, its memphis saint!! all the commentary like "ooooar, gotta get back in the shit, just another day in the corps, get some, semper fi, lean mean killin machine" etc and he is just like sean bean in Ronin.

I bet this is ol' Skippy-t back for more.
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What did I ever do to you, mate?
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I would bet everything that you wouldn't say a damn word to my face. Very well, sir; you can play Robert DeNiro's character.
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COME GET SOME

They are sailors, not soldiers. Besides the uniforms, I think the water clearly gave it away.

Maraines ARE a Departmaent of the Navy!

^^^^^^
MARINES! (fingers not awake yet)

Oh, & Yes, I know it's DEPARTMENT (dipping fingers into coffee!)

Yeah, the Men's department.

I had to laugh at that one and I am ex-navy (USS Arthur W. Radford DD-968)

You're still my brother! Just like a redheaded retarded step-brother! I kid!
I AM BACK JESUS!

....and black too!

And I thought Tobby was your retarded stepbrother

you look like a black jesus

Actually, as of a few years ago, they are officially their own department

im getting hot flushes all down my body

He won't be cracking off any more rounds today.

I think his whole body got burned...

stop pretending like its the first time a cylindrical object has been lodged in ur anus

doesnt sound like hes hurt sounds like he lovin it 'oooohhh my arse'

LOL!! Dude was packing some heat.

At least he didn't have to get the lead out of his ass.

Goes to proove, guns are dangerous

Wow...

X-Games are dangerous... certain surgeries too...

People don't kill people; people kill people.
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get some!

ahahaha lol

a fishing rod is safer

I don't have anything funny to say. I never do. I will get votes because I am so popular on here, so it doesn't matter.

Is your life really that pathetic that you have to make ANOTHER account just to make fun of members on here.
That are a hell of alot funnier than your sorry Ass.
get off mommys computer and GO FUCK YOURSELF..
KILLYOURSELFLOSER....

@Liacon & KD:
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@vid: He took a bullet and has the scars to prove it.

All i got to say to this vid is again that "cracked" me up. Ok i'll not use that one anymore, youre right But i would like to say....he will be the "butt" of everyone's jokes now.

he will get the purple heart for sure now.

Far left of the line may be a good place to stand next time huh

Lesson of the day, Don't waste ammo murdering fish you yank/limey cowards.

One already. I was right.

I had one fall between my safety glasses once and proceed to burn the fuck out of my face right below my eye before I could get it off me.

Funniest thing ever. Wonder how he does on the battlefield.

The guy on the left said, "take that stupid ocean, and you to black friend."

I was waiting for him to jump into the wate to cool his butt off. Disappointing. Still funny.

[hide] FearLess035 [ban], Jul 16 08 : 6:39am
Goes to proove, guns are dangerous
I really hope you are joking with that comment