First! At last!
Sorry but this kind of thing excites me....
Nothingtoxic ROCKS!

second! at last!
this kinda thing annoys me!
crack ROCKS!

Didnt know there was a prize for first post??
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Well fuck me i better get on here a little earlier like Hypnoticjoker

First place just to say your first...what a waste.
At least you got one thing right,NothingToxic rules!

i don't see much wrong with claiming first with a thoughful attitude about it. I can't stand when people simply type: "first" and that's it. at least somebody is proud about it, verses simply pissing on the TOP of the comments.
That +1 is mine.

now go home u idiot..your depriving your village

Hey if you're going to try and 'diss' someone on here then it might be a good idea to learn the English language properly. You've used the wrong type of "you're" there.
Now who's the village idiot? Go home you twat.

congrats good friend and 's to you sir.

The Christopher Reeve of MMA.

congrats! you won the retard comment of the day!!

They shouldnt have been necking....

don't know about leaving a mark.....but definitely a broken vertebrae

well.........thats one way to crack an egg!

Welcome back Diz.

Well they say, you are what you eat....and this guy was a crackhead.
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He won't be able to stick his neck out for anyone anymore.
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The beheading insurgents in Iraq would not know where to cut and there will be no "Allah SportsKah" for them this time.
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I didn't realize the phrase "One mind; any weapon" could extend to using his brain as a weapon.
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Funny; I insisted before they started that the "other guy was gonna wipe the floor with his ass..." I should have said something like "four beautiful blondes are gonna ring my doorbell"
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Maybe tomorrow

u must be yolking diz

That poor fighter, he's just a shell of his former self.....

Oh shit! It's the real Slash!

WELL ARENT YOU JUST THE FUCKEN COMEDIAN, WOULD BE EVEN FUNNIER IF IT WERE YOU :) OR MABY EVEN FUNNIER IF I HAD YOUR SISTER IN THE SAME HOLD

Damn, that's whoop ass!

This is what happens when you play in their Neck of the woods

Maybe neck time he'll be more prepared

Will there be aneck time?

Yeah, Im pretty sure in his neck life he'll be an MMA fighter as well

He was a pain in the neck anyhow!

wonder what his neck trick will be?

Maybe he'll try it neckid!

he swept him off his feet.

Now kick him in the nutsack, Then
pluck his eye out so its resting against his cheek bone and punch it so it explodes like a grape,
No just kidding that looked real bad.

that reffure just stopt the fight in the neck of time.

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and me

Well he's not gona be the next world champ.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... ......................... .. iv got a new room mate

BOOOOM!!!! Neck-shot!

At the last second of video you could hear a Lamb.

sad to see someones life take such a bad 'twist'

Bet that wasnt the ring he really wanted to play with

What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
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Trying to put them back into their wheelchairs

That's Just Wrong......but funny..

whats the worst thing about cooking vegetabels?
trying to get the wheelchair into the oven.
there thats better

Is a room full them called a ceasar salad.
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I got in trouble last month because I asked a guy in a wheelchair in his front garden if he wanted any help. He asked me if I could: "sow a vegetable patch" for him. So I 'Sewed a vegetable patch'. I gave it to him so he could repair his torn elbow on his jumper as it was getting ruined from getting it caught in the wheels to many times.
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He can roll fast for a crippled dude when he's angry.
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I wonder where I've heard that one before

"Oh Snap"is appropriate for this one!

oh snizzap

lol

Being a complete chicken shit, I'm not worried about this ever happening to me. Good thing these guys make so much money doing this stuff

Now he'll have to choke his chicken at the shoulders!

With that pile driver, his head was pushed so far down into his body, his head is now in his ass and he can see through his third eye.

when they started it looked like it was gonna be neck on neck.

Ouch

ouhwi

We're gonna call that move the Christopher Reeve!

on the way down i bet he thought , ( this is gonna suck ) at least he didnt cry

That's gonna leave a mark!

i have some bay parcels to post.hemp hemp hemp

i think thats gonna leave a mark

ouch, thats gotta hurt

Well they do say, "small things amuse small minds".
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.!!!!

*looks round the room and wonders why the mrs looks amused *

indeed welcome to THE internet aswell

That was a great move, hard to do...it's all in the execution

OH SNAP!
He'll be stuck to prune juice and vodka piledrivers for now on

Eventually he'll need to snap out of it.

I PREDICT, that the next set of wheels he buys, will be for his wheelchair.

Now he needs to find a nice girl................who's a neck-rophiliac!

Fifty Fifth! At last!
Sorry but this kind of thing excites me....
raymcd2007 ROCKS!

GET SOME!
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Awesome takedown!
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Like all the the teenyboppper skanks in my home town, he should have protected himself better in the beginning
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He's gone and strained his neck giving too much head. If he was going to end his carreer that way he should have just been a whore; would have paid better anyway
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GET SOME

the teeny bopper skanks in your home town are dudes??? Id like to "get some" baseball bat upside your fucking simple head. semper ph........uck off!

yessuh, masta. rite away, suh...
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naw, yall wouldnt like my home town none.. sorely not a place fo a fancy man such urself...
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ya gone and forgot ur baseball bat, suh
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*cough* you wish they were dudes *cough*

ha ha, looks like you've got 2 fans!

This fan club sucks, mate. We should start our own.

Hey MemphisSaint & Sapper420...
It is really interesting to see how many people feel inferior to a person in unifrom or any individual who represents any type of authority. These imbasiles are not only easy reads for the common person, these "TWATS" are a real hoot to play with!
http://youtube.com/watch? v=TxuWdEbxAn4

way to errr ummm...use yer head!!!! bahahahahhaah!!! so whens the next circle jerk guys?

Oh! Shit...!!!!

Now, what did I do to you, Skippy?

WTF is his problem? I think he's jelouse of you mate. Awww, how cute, you've got a fan.

With fans like that, who needs back-stabbing, ass-fucking Jihadis? right?
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skip over a page to the kid hit with a water balloon and check out what that sack of douche replied to me about my comment.
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to PEACE

i hope both of you get cut like a sheep to the sacrifice and its posted forall of our viewing enjoyment! pussies

Lol, how cute. The local homosexuall is wishing harm upon us. I'm glad that our existance upsets you. Lol, it must suck to be you; you know, with the whole being a cock sucker and whatnot. Eat a dick fag and be grateful that men like I us stand ready to defend your right to be an idiot.

keep pretending youre defending any right whatsoever over there, ya toolshed

Lol, how cute. The lil pink fairy replied to me. Do you find it difficult to type with a dick in your mouth and balls flying at your face? I know your mom does. Lol, that's right bitch, a mom joke. Ha ha, the fact is I could care less about what ignorant people like you who talk shit from the safety of your home (which we provide for you) think. So say whatever you want, I really could care less. I think it's rather funny how trully ignorant you are. Here's to you gay boy, try sticking one of these in your mouth instead of all them dicks and perhaps you might broden your horizons

Thx for keeping some iraqi peasant from flying over here on his magic donkey and taking away my freedom/safety. I appreciate it.

Your welcome You can thank me by getting off your lazy ass, taking that dick out of your mouth and learning a little bit more about things before you open your cock holster.

why dont u defeat a worthy opponent before you go swaggering about you piece of shit. youre probably mexican anyways

Lol, ok so you're agreeing that you're not a worthy opponent? I must say it has been rather easy to verbaly thrash you, I believe it's due to your inferior intellect. And I'm American with a Mexican heritage, I hope your limited IQ can understand the differance. I do thank you however, you've amused me all day long. I must say even though it's not fair it is kinda fun to run circles around your slow mind. May I recommend reading a news paper or perhaps going back to school. Have a nice day.

I'm also have a Mexican heritage, and I hope Scott sees fit to cut you from our fold. I can ignore the ignorant ramblings of somebody who knows nothing about what America is doing over sees, because you stupidity can be blamed on lying politicians or corrupt,liberal media.
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However, hearing you take a strong side in an issue in such an extremely incorrect manner can only be explained by a strong, willful ignorance to the world around him. It sickens me to read such self-denial filth on a site raised for the enjoyment of people who enjoy socializing over media.
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Maybe you can stick your hands in a meat grinder to liberate me from you blatant stupidity.
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thank you for your consideration

I heard this song and I'm sorry, I thought of you...M.KEMAL ATATURK
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle fucka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...
[N-T-Fan:] Suck my salty balls ATATURK !
OK just kidding have a day cheers

ROFL! Kick fucking ass! the life lessons we learn from South Park

And what the fuck do you have against mexicans , up to what I see, they have enough balls to go out and deffend the country you are in, so grow some of those and do the same thing, you ignorant peice of shit

^^^^i got nuthin against mexicans, besides the fact that id kill myself if i was one. Cheers. ...................struck a a nerve did i memphis "saint" lmao dont blame me, blame god heheheheheh

FUCK YOU you mother fucking dick head, ooppss i mean you pussy head, grow some balls and act like a man, maybe that will keep your mother fucking mom from looking for some mex dick and she'll actually pay you some attention, I aint the type to start shit, but once you get me started, you best run mother fucker, keep em coming you dickless peice of shit

ROFLMAO "Cock Holster"????/ you're killing me over here!!!!

http://video.google.com/v ideosearch?hl=en&...-8&sa =N&tab=wv#
Hats off to our troops

funny you should say "cut like sheep to the sacrifice," given our chosen professions; it's also interesting you call us "pussies" considering our chosen professions.
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If you weren't such a cum-guzzling, cock-muncher, I might think you had a somewhat ironic sense of humor.
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to PEACE

Too bad I already ranted about you in the other video. Also, too bad slam told me that you've been banned (at last!), so eat shit.

Nasty

did he every feel anything below his ears,
apart from his dick that is

that looked like one of those pride fights

Darn. So this is why I havent heard from that Eminem guy anymore..
And man, his head turned red instantly!

now kimbo will fight the guy injured

If you watch the slow-mo you can see the EXACT moment in his life where he's going to have to start wearing adult diapers.

Owneck'd..!

The fact he was paid $50 to fight kinda makes it worth it though.

id fight for 50 bucks anyday

Bummer for the unconsious dude

Mr Miyagi say: good bet he shit in shorts.

Geez, Geez I;m a american, Geez, Geez i'm thick. About sums up this clip. Geez Geez.

Hey, im English but wtf is with you cock jockys?
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American this and america that...ffs get a life and pick on the towel heads killing our troops

typical english limey sheep-shagger, no one cares about the views of you insignificant english limies.

omfg sighs typical english thats the funniest thing iv ever heard ( cough how many more of our guys are you gonna shoot its the ones running round with rags on there heads) TWAT hmmm insignificant hmm you bunch of sister shaggin redneck fucks your coments just go to show how fuckin ignorant you are you say no1 cares wot we say i think you should sit down and just think on that 1 again i think you should maybe look back at your history ooops silly me YOU HAVENT FUCKING GOT A HISTORY oh well im goin to have a cup of tea and a slice of cake keep eatin ya twinkies fucker lolol

LOL XD EPIC! Well said man!

Hey - I'm no redneck!!!
and leave my sister out of this or else our kid might start crying.... Geez - just because your family tree forks, you think you're special or something!
and it's HoHo's not Twinkies.....

hey- nope we dont think we are special well i dont but dont u really think dude that americans that slag the uk off dont u think its abit lame ffs its the fooocking ragheads we need to fight not each other i was replying to bugmenot who said we was lame sheep shaggers lol i think youll find sheep shaggers are ozzies not brits oh well ill give ya that one becuz we call the welsh sheep shaggers lol anyway and to say no1 cares about us erm i kinda think we are one of the best nations in the world but i aint gonna go round shoutin it we are wot we are peace

did somebody say towel?

Anyone know if the guy is ok? Did he really break his neck? i read the comments to find out the background on some of these videos but all I see are LAME attempts at humor. You guys suck

Fuck off to a live t.v site then, save the hassle of reading our 'LAME attempts at humor' <<< im sure there is a U in there somewhere???
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FAKE FAKE FAKE, lol dam that was ruff, i wouldnt like to be that guy.

mma is wank ! end of

http://theync.com/media.p hp?name=4222-brtu...e-gun -execution

looked like it hurt. i'll drink to that

are you going to be sharing straws with the cripple?ok i'll go now

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I would do alot of things for 50 bucks, rimjobs, sex with family, but i wouldn't bend my neck in that direction.

"doc...I cant feel my feet!'......"I'm not surprised..your arms arent nearly long enough!"

maybe a good thing he got him in a neck choke hold after may have been the difference of him wipeing his ass or his mother wipeing it for the rest of his life

broken neck...hehe, dumb fuck

those things happens when u r a fuckin pussy

Only if he had a jack-in-the-box neck

the bad news: you got a broken neck
the good news: i saved $1,000 on my car insurance by switchin to geiko.
haha

His brothers used to make fun of his baton twirling. Who's laughing now?

What happened to the guy who got dropped?

Bent him up like yoga.

LUL FRUITS

that makes my nutss hurt

ooooo thats gunna leave a mark.. roflmao!!!!!!

that guy is fine, he just needs a break

the commentator should get comment of the day with that phrase.

que chingadaso le pusieron

dammm thats owen hart n stone cold shit

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh tthhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa ttttts gonnnnnaa leeeeeeaaaaaavvvvvvvvveee ee aaaaaa maaaarrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk
Nice

Well... they do say, even in fight use ur head first.

"Thats gonna leave a mark"? What kind of idiot are you!

So much for his UFC debut!

did anyone see the guy get his neck broken? why dont we leave comments on the videos here instead of whining about whose pussy hurts more!!!!!

for the last fucking time nobody gives a shit about your views on different countries you cock chugging fucktards

ok

poor buggar