Super Model Bikini Beach Catfight

They're arguing over who's tits are perkier.

I volunteer to settle that dispute!

Im slightly aroused here
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I Didnt bother reading the vid caption

Meh.

When do they start kissing?

NEVER.......according to them its TOO MANY CALORIES!

You guys want HOT?!?!!? Here's a home snap of Mrs Sushi, licking my helmet!!!!!
http://i3.photobucket.com /albums/y91/Metip...02849 6_5629.jpg

lmao

hope you had ''ENOUGH BATTERIES in the old LIGHT SABER'' mate!

its only a lettuce leaf for gods sake - you wont get fat for eating it - no need for fighting but carry on while we all watch

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
I just thought that was appropriate here!

Damn! I'm gay!

ur not gay, ur boyfriend is tho
soz bro lol

these fucking girls!!!! If they weren't a life support machine for a perfectly good chuff, you'd have to fucking shoot them wouldn't ya????

If this was a sport....I might actually think about watching more of the olympics other than the boxing, Taekwondo and Women's Beach Vollyball.
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All I got out of that was a hard-on.
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Why couldn't it be like Jerry Springer and within seconds, they are topless and jiggling around everywhere.
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Asian people

Those were some hot chicks, and that'll teach who ever eat the last carrot not to do that again!!goddamned.

No need to act like a couple of beaches. (Damn, I suck today..... No, not that, you pervs... )

made me laugh, that part about the beaches not the part that you suck, get your mind out the gutter.

i was going to have a beach about what you said. And ask how you could just Sand there and say something like that.
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But then the beach I'm about to marry came in and started beaching at me about not putting out the garbage.
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''i look like a skeleton'' ''NO im skinnier then you'' (claws come out) MEOW!

HAHAHA!
MORNING! ya damn right its too early, even when i wake up at midnight i consider it too early! HAHAHA!

looked like members of NAAC (NO AS ATALL CLUB)
MORNING DIZ GOOD TO SEE YA , LATER

^^^^^^^(NO ASS ATALL CLUB ) dammit it iz early

stupid little slags what the fuck is wrong with you, they arent asians and besides, what makes u better cunt!

...............BOOOOOOOOO OOOBS!!! WOW

I dated a really hot white girl like the one from the video only she had a black ass
It's not as good as it sounds tho, her ass was still flat, just black in color

hahaha, yeah i know a white guy who painted his cock black for obvious reasons

i paint every other inch omine black [ok so thats only 2 stripes] when im doing the bad thing in the dark it looks like my dick is floating

try painting a swirl on it next time to it looks like ur actually screwing ur camel, sorry i mean girl (freudian slip)

They're all black when the lights are turned off.
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except mine,i painted it with glow in the dark paint! imagine the nonstop fun i have with my missus while i make scary noises and attempt to scare her with my 1 inch ghost!

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HAHAHA! you found my source dude! WOW! that took me back to the ol RAVING DAYS!

i think i just lost my appetite.

Well if you had a string in your ass all day you would be a little bitchy too.
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So I've heard.....

and we all know how much bitchier they get with a string in the "other" hole heres a to all male nters who have suffer pmt on a monthly basis

Mrs Krazy is even worse when she see's me with a while the painters & decoraters are in
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Maybe she just dont like me to have fun
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And how the fuck do they bleed for 5 days without dying?

All ladies are pure, concentrated evil. Some are just better at hiding it. Now what were you guys saying about PMS??

Do you know how to tell when an Ethiopian is pregnant?
Her tampon is half eaten

I feel sick now

so does the unborn ethiopian

actually it's PMS (pass my shotgun!!!!!)
and yes I'm a girl and I am guilty!!!!!

You know whay they REALLY call it P.M.S.? Cuz Mad Cow disease was already taken.