Comments - Insane Neck Breaking MMA Head Slam

category: Shocking | views: 150907 | posted on: 07/15/2008

The bad news is your neck is broken and your recovery is going to be very painful. The good news is you're a paraplegic and you can't feel anything below your ears!

andyward82 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:01am

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First! At last!
Sorry but this kind of thing excites me....
Nothingtoxic ROCKS!

slash [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:05am

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second! at last!
this kinda thing annoys me!
crack ROCKS!

Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:56am

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Didnt know there was a prize for first post?? icon_eek.gif
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Well fuck me i better get on here a little earlier like Hypnoticjoker icon_cheesygrin.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:20am

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First place just to say your first...what a waste.
At least you got one thing right,NothingToxic rules!

TRUONE [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 10:01am

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i don't see much wrong with claiming first with a thoughful attitude about it. I can't stand when people simply type: "first" and that's it. at least somebody is proud about it, verses simply pissing on the TOP of the comments.
That +1 is mine. icon_wink.gif

im spethal [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 12:38pm

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now go home u idiot..your depriving your village

andyward82 [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 1:12am

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Hey if you're going to try and 'diss' someone on here then it might be a good idea to learn the English language properly. You've used the wrong type of "you're" there.
Now who's the village idiot? Go home you twat.

piss off! [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 2:58pm

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congrats good friend and icon_beer.gif 's to you sir.

jcp517 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:03am

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The Christopher Reeve of MMA.

ryanop [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:39pm

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congrats! you won the retard comment of the day!!

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:03am

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They shouldnt have been necking.... icon_rolleyes.gif

bottomuvthamap [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:04am

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don't know about leaving a mark.....but definitely a broken vertebrae

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:04am

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well.........thats one way to crack an egg!

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:12am

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Welcome back Diz. icon_cool.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:39am

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slamdawg9 on Jul 15 08 : 6:12am wrote:
Welcome back Diz.
CHEERS PAL!
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slash on Jul 15 08 : 6:29am wrote:
u must be yolking diz
EGGSactly! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:52am

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Well they say, you are what you eat....and this guy was a crackhead.
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He won't be able to stick his neck out for anyone anymore.
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The beheading insurgents in Iraq would not know where to cut and there will be no "Allah SportsKah" for them this time.
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MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:40am

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I didn't realize the phrase "One mind; any weapon" could extend to using his brain as a weapon.
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Funny; I insisted before they started that the "other guy was gonna wipe the floor with his ass..." I should have said something like "four beautiful blondes are gonna ring my doorbell"
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Maybe tomorrow icon_cry.gif

slash [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:29am

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u must be yolking diz icon_beer.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:51am

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That poor fighter, he's just a shell of his former self.....

Calang [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:04pm

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Oh shit! It's the real Slash!
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Calang [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:10pm

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dizdabiz on Jul 15 08 : 6:04am wrote:
well.........thats one way to crack an egg!
Another way to crack an egg is to put one between your butt cheeks and clench real hard. Welcome back bud.
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dan_ryder1986 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 11:11pm

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WELL ARENT YOU JUST THE FUCKEN COMEDIAN, WOULD BE EVEN FUNNIER IF IT WERE YOU :) OR MABY EVEN FUNNIER IF I HAD YOUR SISTER IN THE SAME HOLD icon_cool.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 1:32am

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dan_ryder1986 on Jul 16 08 : 1:11am wrote:
WELL ARENT YOU JUST THE FUCKEN COMEDIAN, WOULD BE EVEN FUNNIER IF IT WERE YOU :) OR MABY EVEN FUNNIER IF I HAD YOUR SISTER IN THE SAME HOLD
YOUR JUST FUCKING UPSET BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOVE THAT ME AND YOUR DAD USED TO DO ON YOUR MUM,WELL IF WE'RE HONEST THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,THE ALL THE LADS AT THE FIRE STATION AND THE PIG FARMERS DOWN THE ROAD USED TO DO THIS TO YOUR MUM! GODKNOWS WHY SEEING SHE WAS A HAIRY,SWEATY WARTHOG FACED HIPPO! BUT THE RUMOUR WAS SHE HAD A PUSSY AS TIGHT AS A NEEDLES EYE! YEAH THE SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE,THE FLAPPY PUSSIED WHORE! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Calang [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 6:20am

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Damn, that's whoop ass!
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Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:06am

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This is what happens when you play in their Neck of the woods icon_razz.gif

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:39am

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Maybe neck time he'll be more prepared icon_stoned.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:12am

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Will there be aneck time? icon_eek.gif

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:51am

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Yeah, Im pretty sure in his neck life he'll be an MMA fighter as well icon_stoned.gif

Limbeau [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:55am

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He was a pain in the neck anyhow!

Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 9:12am

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wonder what his neck trick will be?

Limbeau [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 1:16pm

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Maybe he'll try it neckid! icon_stoned.gif

death & vanilla [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:07am

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he swept him off his feet.

Dynabolic [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:07am

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Now kick him in the nutsack, Then
pluck his eye out so its resting against his cheek bone and punch it so it explodes like a grape,
No just kidding that looked real bad.

piss off! [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:08am

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that reffure just stopt the fight in the neck of time.

Red6ixx [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:08am

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sucks to be him

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 16 08 : 2:15am

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and me icon_cry.gif

8039 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:09am

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Well he's not gona be the next world champ.

tobby [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:11am

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... ......................... .. iv got a new room mate

jcool [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:19am

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BOOOOM!!!! Neck-shot!

chriscrocker [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:24am

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At the last second of video you could hear a Lamb.

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:24am

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sad to see someones life take such a bad 'twist'

Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:28am

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Bet that wasnt the ring he really wanted to play with icon_wink.gif

liacon [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:30am

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What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
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Trying to put them back into their wheelchairs icon_neutral.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:54am

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That's Just Wrong......but funny.. icon_cheesygrin.gif

kerrbear [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:04am

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whats the worst thing about cooking vegetabels?
trying to get the wheelchair into the oven.
there thats better

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:22am

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Is a room full them called a ceasar salad.
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I got in trouble last month because I asked a guy in a wheelchair in his front garden if he wanted any help. He asked me if I could: "sow a vegetable patch" for him. So I 'Sewed a vegetable patch'. I gave it to him so he could repair his torn elbow on his jumper as it was getting ruined from getting it caught in the wheels to many times.
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He can roll fast for a crippled dude when he's angry. icon_cheesygrin.gif
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indyman911 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 11:52am

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I wonder where I've heard that one before icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Deviation From The Norm [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:18pm

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"Oh Snap"is appropriate for this one!

dusone [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:51pm

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oh snizzap

Foreskin [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:18pm

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lol icon_cheesygrin.gif

Botoman [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:32am

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Being a complete chicken shit, I'm not worried about this ever happening to me. Good thing these guys make so much money doing this stuff icon_rolleyes.gif

zykron [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:45am

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Now he'll have to choke his chicken at the shoulders! icon_beer.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 4:59am

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With that pile driver, his head was pushed so far down into his body, his head is now in his ass and he can see through his third eye. icon_eek.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

piss off! [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:02am

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when they started it looked like it was gonna be neck on neck. icon_rolleyes.gif

Komodo [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:05am

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Ouch icon_neutral.gif

Loenneberga [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:12am

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ouhwi

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:25am

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We're gonna call that move the Christopher Reeve!

paintedhorse [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:25am

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on the way down i bet he thought , ( this is gonna suck ) at least he didnt cry icon_beer.gif

N-T-Fan [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:51am

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That's gonna leave a mark!

ugggggggg [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 5:57am

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i have some bay parcels to post.hemp hemp hemp icon_sad.gif

floppycock [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:14am

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i think thats gonna leave a mark icon_eek.gif

Foreskin [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:23am

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ouch, thats gotta hurt

turrican [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:28am

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andyward82 on Jul 15 08 : 6:01am wrote:
First! At last! Sorry but this kind of thing excites me....Nothingtoxic ROCKS!
welcome to teh internetz retard

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:30am

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Well they do say, "small things amuse small minds".
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Tapeworm [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:38am

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.!!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Krazy [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:34am

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*looks round the room and wonders why the mrs looks amused icon_eek.gif *

dizdabiz [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 8:49am

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Kaos2008 on Jul 15 08 : 8:30am wrote:
Well they do say, "small things amuse small minds".
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well that explains why we us men spend so much time hunting some tight pussy!
Krazy on Jul 15 08 : 10:34am wrote:
*looks round the room and wonders why the mrs looks amused *
MAGNIFYING PANTS always works for me! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

slash [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 10:49am

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indeed welcome to THE internet aswell icon_beer.gif

newsense [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 6:44am

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That was a great move, hard to do...it's all in the execution

Icarus [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:15am

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OH SNAP!
He'll be stuck to prune juice and vodka piledrivers for now on

zykron [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:30am

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Eventually he'll need to snap out of it.

Nostradamus [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 7:31am

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I PREDICT, that the next set of wheels he buys, will be for his wheelchair.