I am not racist, never have been and never will be.
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But I just want to say that my racism is stupid people, I hate them and they should go back to whatever planet they came from. Women: Go back to Venus. Men: Go back to Mars.
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Also, today's date is 7/11, so before taking off, go down to your local coffee shop and get me a coffee, black with extra sugar.
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In addition, all stupid signatures will now be considered racist against other signatures and thus will result in a permanent ban.
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This has been a public service announcement from planet zykron.

Zyk, outside of the two men wearing black & white, what does color have to do with this video?
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@video, well atleast it souded like a clean break

Huh? No, it's just a play on the first video of the day tending to have the most prejudiced stuff in it.
P.S. NoTox's media servers are offline.

is it a requirement to drop the camera to a downward angle right when something interesting happens?

lol lol lol mmm i thought it toooo

You are no longer black or brown or yellow or red! You are now GREEN; you are light GREEN; you are dark GREEN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I am glad you did not use the F word

Frog?

Oh shit snap,crackle,POP!!!

Oh snap!

how come my shitty computer won't play any of the vids????

I hate to tell you, but the videos don't play for me either.
At my computer isn't shitty, because it's a Mac.

I believe Scott is a racist cause all I see is a Big Black screen...
wont play for me either

macs do it better

Wrong.

To test the hype, I'm on an '05 12" G4, professionally tuned with a new HD and retail version of Leopard, fully updated and I can't get the videos to play. Mac does it different, it doesn't do it better.

"One thing Mac users can't do that PC users can..."
http://www.thebestpageint heuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ma cs_cant

Same with PC users. They all brag about their stupid hardware or complain about how they can't get their "fuct up pc" to work, in all the chat rooms and the forums, rarely do I see a "simple" or "stupid" question in a non-computer forum or chat room being dropped in that is about something other than Windows or a PC.

You sound a little bitter. I don't know anybody that brags about their PC. But I'm also IT. The funny thing (from my perspective) is that people keep saying "Mac" and "PC". You can run Microsoft Windows on a Mac and you can run Mac OS on a PC. This is of course on Macs that were built after Apple switched to the x86 architecture. That being the case, it comes down to what operating system you want to run. And linux is free...

Both computer companies suck. They're both rip-offs, their operating software is regularly problematic or user-unfriendly much of the time, some of Apple's hardware is regularly failing update after update (since 2004), several PC manufacturers have no idea how to spell "compatibility," and so the operating system that people should run is the one that they're used to, no point in "switching" just to have different kinds of problems if they're still abundant.

Well i have PC and it does whatever i tell it to do............Its black

iv got a PC......pathetic,computer

Well mine loads in under a minute

K folks I've already sent an email to Scott.
The forums are also down, so just hang tight, he's probably got like 50 emails about it by now and doesn't need any more.

OWNED! GET SOME!!

If your gonna fight in your Pyjamas, stick to using pillows and this will never happen!!

one reason i never took up jiu jitsu

My arms just ran away and hid in the corner after seeing that.

weres the vid ????????????????????????? ????????

Like country singer, Kenny Rogers said, you got to know when to hold em and know when to say, fuck this shit...OH SNAP!
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Take a break, you guys.

- its funny im eating rice crispies as i watch this vid....

Black on white hate crime again

You are no longer black or brown or yellow or red! You are now GREEN; you are light GREEN; you are dark GREEN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

i've had enough of that shit...

I don't deal well with that racist shit.

understandable but posting the same shit over and over makes me wanna leave you dark and light purple. YOU UNDERSTAND??

I don't get it.

Sure you do. Green is the color of envy and as you know, envy causes racism, which leads us to believe that......erm.....
....I don't get it either.

Well he first said that I am no longer brown, but now am dark green.
Is he calling me a tree?

I think he is calling Yew a tree, because you are Poplar here.

It's a jarhead thing

Thank you

In bootcamp, everybody is considered "green" or new; everybody is the same and held to the same standard; no race, sexual orientation, preference in toothpaste color, etc.

that picture makes me sick
UTB

lol you looked at the pic and went 'owl that hurt'

i did

Hit play Corky.[/quote]
& im not corky.................i hate that show off

I wonder how many of these bone breaks are intentional?

All of them.... Otherwise what's the point of the fight?
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I love the sound of breaking bones in the morning!

The sound of the snap was better than the snap itself looked.
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But it looked like it bloody hurt.
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I hope he had the divirce papers signed and ready for his seperation.
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. . . all I can say is, "OW!" . . . which is probably and understatement.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no videos are working on my gay pc arghhhhhhhhhhh! ah well ill imagine the crunch!! hemp hemp hemp

fucken computer froze.................... ............maybe my computer is shit

Still doesn't do it, even with a different browser and restarting.
media3-2 is being called for requests but is down.
media4-2 is also being called for requests but is down.
That's all I know, swear!

Gah, here watch some demos of liquid metal Hg while waiting for the videos to be fixed:
http://youtube.com/watch? v=4p2enXb385g - cool shit

P.S. This is the real cool shit, and you know it... Microwaving a plasma globe
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=4s1ZVRtDkrE&NR=1

If I had the time and money for extra microwaves, I would microwave EVERYTHING.... and post my "scientific" findings on Youtube of course

damn that hurt me , damn

I have nothing of value to say so I'll just say HAPY FRIDAY!!!

Oh, & have a HAPPY Friday too

Scotty2Hotty will be back shortly. He just went out for a "P".

Hope he doesn't have to join a "q".
Bertie. Yours was a Capital joke. Mine is just lower case.

Yeah ditto we got the best videos today

JUDOn't wanna do that really do you????

Outch ! tabarnak !

now he'll finally be able to reach that spot on ones back that always itches and is rarely reachable

is this some sorta american thing i'm not getting?

I've just watched it. You have to put night-vision goggles on. Worked a treat!

Darn it........ It happens once in awhile unfortunately. I'm sure they will be up shortly.

squirrel, do the forums also still being down also happen once in a while at the same time?

Yeah that was weird. They most be using the same servers.

I CAN'T WATCH SHIT... IS IT ME OR THE SITE HAVING PROBLEMS...??????

Where are all the graphic videos nt used to update with?

People complained... "Oh it's disgusting, why would someone post this it's fuckin gross" and so people didn't want them.

Well thats just stupid, it does say WARNING GRAPHIC, its theyre own fault if they click on the video, they dont have to. I'ts just stupid to click on it when you have been warned and then complain

Ditto. We don't exactly have the most brilliant crowd here if some of its members here complain about graphic videos on a site that advertises naked lesbian kissing as well as the bloody nurse in the bathroom.

Yikes, CRINGE.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE VIDS!?

dont know..... I just clicked "PLAY" like 5 times and it started

Snap crackle pop motherfucker

i havent been able to view a vid for 3 days now...

Ready>Locating media>Connecting to media>Ready>Locating media>Connecting to media>Ready>Locating media>Connecting to media>Ready>Alt+F4

BTW, ads load fine.
Plus, I'm a lucky bastard - I'm the 4,307,512,046th visitor to see the banner and I won the prize! I'll go and click now.

LOL well hey you could always try for one of those free white (or black) iPhones.

videos dont' playing in my home at 3 days too

no prob w/vids here !! thank God we have good ones at work
i dint want to watch this one, knew what wuz gonna happen - watched it anyway - SHIT - I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
(hope it wuznt his drinkin arm)

You know you're addicted to NothingToxic when you drive to work to access the videos while they're not working from home.

BTW: Milk is $3.35 at my local Hannaford, it was $4.50 this past March. LOL.

goddamn

I want my NT VIDS. I wish eh forum was up. Ho hum. Speaking of Ho's 166 Days 12 Hours 11 Minutes till Xmas.

Nothing plays what's the deal????

I know there are all these comments referring to the videos not working but I think it's a ruse to fuck with me. I bet all of you are watching them and giggling to your self, "That Icarus, he doesn't have a clue we are messing with him. These are the best videos EVER!!!".

Right.. because you're the center of the universe. No one has anything better to do but think about what you're doing/thinking of them and what they think of you.
And to think I occasionally wonder bad of myself when a bunch of you twats try to dig into me....

All vids are gone with this DNS security hole thing.
Actually we think we are on NT site, but we are victims of phishing !
So here's a warning to all NTers :
Let us all keep our brillant comments for a while so they don't get stolen !

Still down eh?
"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"
Johnny rotten. Sex pistols last gig.

Well, I upgraded my codec, hit play 10 or so times, and I still can't watch the videos.
Anyone have any idea what the deal is?

Videos dont work

They are down. NT is working on it. Hopefully it will be fixed soon. Have patience. I'm sure Scott has his people all over it.

Thanks buddy.

Maybe Scott forgot to pay his last hosting bill ?

Nah it is weird to be down this long though. It must be something weird. Hopefully they will be back up soon.

i cant watch any vids,,,,,,,,,,,what am i supposed to do at work man,,COME ON!!!!!just imagine you can hear JOB form arrested development

Wack off to one of our sponsor vids.

What's everyone complaining about? Videos work fine for me.

Well for those of you who still aren't getting the vids, I'll bite:
He got 'blacked out.'

what a tough little bastard I didn't hear a peep out of him.

got jizz?

WOW !
Vids are back online !
And the only thing I did while waiting is to have a look at one or two porn vids from efukt and extremefuse... rrmmhh...
Strange isn't it?

I went out for a hamburger with extra BBQ, and now the vids work.

New NT policy ?

Can you give me a hand lol

Make a wish...

Damn. Fuck that shit, sometimes you've just gotta know when enough is enough. Ouch! There's training, there's hard training, and then there's this dumb shit. For shame.

Tonight on Julia Childs we are going to show you how to debone a wrestler.

Get that man a splint and some calcium supplements.

Snap heard round the world son!

nice one my fellow asian.

MY FACE CRINGED WHEN I HEAR/SAW THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN ARM SNAP!!!!

ouch

Ow I could feel that sitting here in front of my PC!

THATS WHY U DONT RUN WITH SCISSORS !

Thats what happens when you're a whitebelt who doesnt know any better. Shoulda tapped.

ow my life :/

some one better start drinking more milk

CRUNCH!

Hilarious caption.

snap out of it!

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two men getting a bit close,,,,,
or just an excuse to touch willies i dont know

*open letter to god* Dear god why oh why did you allow me to watch this video?i tried yesterday,and it wouldnt play,,,,,so tonight i logged in and hey presto the video played!so i waited eagerly and as my anticipipation grew and i squinted at the screen the poor swines arm snapped!!!"Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo ;O( hemp hemp hemp

ouch. lesson learned i hope.

I knew this was going to be a kimura. Tap or snap bitch!

sounded like when you snap your KFC chicken wings

Like that would hurt! What a pussy

where is that dude with the "OHH SNAP" avatar?

At least he didnt tap out!

maybe next time