even better

Awesome bail!!

well i cant get the vids to load today so ill just guess wot happened: wow thats a way to get aHEAD in life, if that had been a black dude getting injured hed have sued the water for rascism (yes thats a piss take of the comments on black on white vid comments)

DAMN. That could have ended up so much worse for him. ...his boyrfriend had a fabulous time later that evening removing the splinters from his sphinchter.

damnit, I was gonna go for the splinter joke

Well im sure his freinds planned it all from the start. He couldnt use the handles coz they glued them at the joint so he couldnt turn the bike . Im sure they had fun raping him that night

That's what happens when you use too much of that anal lubricant, the night before a big stunt.

hahahahahahahahaha....... .NT has crashed.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This was the closest he could get to bobsledding in the summer.

Dude
i got hipnotized by your avatar!
i think you should change it!
ok no!

The ramp was too small, the jetty was too wet, the speed was too slow, the guy was too retarded, his fate was already predicted.
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All in all I think that equates to a perfect NT moment in the making while his dumb ass slips and slides across that jetty missing death by just inches in one of the funniests bails I've seen in a while.
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Fate? Bails? What are you guys talkin about, he meant to do that, they just didnt show the part where he landed back on his bike on the other side of the dock and was peddling so fast he was riding on water, the ramp was just there to make the vid look more interesting.

exactly! thats what happens when you try to shortcut in triathlon

So isn't a bail before the stunt even worse than an epic fail?

He meant to do that

I bet that hurt a lot more than it looks.

With aim like that, I bet his lady has some SERIOUSLY bruised thighs!!!

He did not even get that far...he slipped on her wet patch and ended up in hospital again.
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I hope she's ok

thats looks like fun

Guess he didn't get the memo that those things over the front tire are not just for breaking teeth and tearing sphincters!

Could have been a hell of a lot worse, lucky guy!

ok that was just wired!?the guy is a total noob....who needs a life jacket?and couldent hit the slide even tho it was the only way to go....but yh could have rily fuked up...

This stunt was WAY cooler than going off a ramp!

i got nothing....seriously, the video won't start

next time, put some hair round the ramp!!!

he was soo lucky he made it over the thing

That was fucking awesome.

WHAT HAPPENED. DID ANYONE SEE ANY CLIPS TODAY

Nah, we were just too "board" to watch.

shoulda put a surf board under the bike first

he left a skidmark on the deck.

dude, i cant see the vids!

"That ramp scares me! I'm going to jump into the edge of the dock instead! Damn it! I can't even do that properly!"

give him credit for keeping from slamming into the dock rather than sliding over it

This guy is like the Lance Armstrong of uncoordinated biking.

Hahaha that was great

man Jesus wud have trible backflipped off that shit and rode the bike on the water to the other side of the lake.

Jesus would have gotten crucified again and used the wound in his hand to masturbate.

Is he blind?

HE PROBABLY LIKED THAT SOUVENIR BASEBALL BAT SIZED SPLINTER IN HIS ASS...SOUVENIR BASEBALL BAT SIZED SPLINTER IN HIS ASS...TRY SAYING THAT 3 TIMES REAL FAST

Tonight on Julia Childs we show you how to remove the skin from a ham

Lmao.

lol,he probably still is picking splinters out of his ass...

HOW IN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN.WHAT WAS HE THINKING

that was odd

Wow, dude had to jump just right to avoid slamming into that other deck. Could have been way worse if he hadn't jumped. Even though he fucked up big time, he did save his own ass.

He got hard wood

still dont get it..but yeah..i guess...

im high and i wouldve done a hell of a better job than this tard

the guy at the beginning was proved to be far too optimistic

luckiest and funniest failed stunt ever

maybe he's a stuntguy and did this on purpose

That dude should by himself a lotteryticket cause by now he should know how fucking lucky he were

and the ramp will come in handy for a trick later

Someones gonna have to clean the shit 'skid marks' off the dock. I give it a 9.4 on the abrasion scale.

i didn't see anything at all happen to that dude.

Fuckin Douche....thats all i have to say

that could had been so much worse!

I was hopin the dock would of owned him

Well it still consider a nice landing!!!

WHoa lol he just barely saved himself. lol. WHy the hell was he doing that in the first place??