Comments - Awesome Soccer Accidents That Cant be Faked

Best soccer vid i've ever seen, soccer would be so much better without the ball

I made this!

that's pretty cool. how'd you do that? i mean to submit it here? I have a video of me whooping 2, no- 3- asian chicks' asses on scooters.

Nice vid bro

Did you actually? I know you probably won't answer but, I thought I recognized that name. Whatever.
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You really shouldn't have put the word 'football' in it though because it's soccer.

Yes i did make this video.
And the reason I used the world football is because that's what it's called in the rest of the world. Only USA, Canada and Samoa call it Soccer. Everyone else calls it football, and the sport you call football is known as American Football.

Soccer is still gay!

prison hasnt calmed joey barton down one bit

True.....But it looks like he learnt some cool martial arts in there
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Or hopefully he was the one getting snapped.
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dirty europeans!!!!......
that will start some shiat

only thing missing was a finger up the A-hole...

0:41 was a brazilian jiu jitsu takedown

Can't be faked my ass. I saw the wrestling move at :40 and we all know that shit is fake (unless you're John Stossel).

At 0:40 that was the most badass wrestling move EVER

pansies

Doesn't matter how you dress it up. Soccer/Football is still played by overpaid, pansies.
That should stir the shit up a bit.

I was full of sympathy til I remembered they get paid £150,000 a week for this, so, enjoy the pain FAGS!!!!

This should be the advertisement campaign on TV.
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It would attract more people....but oh wait, it might incite violence...and we would not want soccer fans to fight in the stands...that would be bad if that ever happened.
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I made this video! U like?

Believe it or not, when I saw the name flash on the screen at the beginning, I thought, is that NT's Nicklo?! ..then I read your comment...good job, man.

Yeah dude you did well. I will hopefully have an Explosions compilation on here soon.
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Get ready for that.
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Nice to see some work from one of our own NTers. Good job.
Anybody else got a contribution?

Another shitty 'sport'

i agree , who cares.

i love watching UFC vids

maybe we need a vid of one of those 'real' sports like wrestling or basketball.

More over paid pansies.

I dont see alot of these clips "lets say violence in soccer" but then again I dont watch soccer "Football" to our English friends.
Honestly Football fans !! does this sort of play happen a lot.

Every weekend and sometimes, it happens on the pitch.

According to that fountain of knowledge that is wikipedia, non english speaking countries call it football and of the 45 countries where english is the primary language, only USA, Canada and Samoa's federations call it soccer. AND FIFA and The International Olympic Committee call it football. Just sayin.....

Soccer Sucks!!!

If the US calls it soccer, then that must be right

Damn straight.

Nice musical introduction, now the Emergency Broadcast System will be monitoring us.

that compilation was OK. some of the injuries weren't very exciting plus it was short.

from 00.41 it wasn't soccer...we can clearly see in sequence a wrestling move, a skateboard trick without the board and some chuck norris action

So in like 200 years of soccer there have been 16 actual instances where players have made contact with each other..... this doesn't make the game any less gay.

my point still stands soccer is still gay.

thats how soccer should be played, or "football" as you boys over the pond would say.

No matter what you do to make (soccer) football look 'tough' in the light of games like Rugby League, Rugby Union, Australian Rules, and the padded games, Ice Hockey and American (gridiron) Football Soccer looks like a lite beer. I'm not knocking soccer, I like the game, but its not a rough sport.

Nicklo2k Im not knocking your vid it was a good job.

I like it.
Nice video!

At 0:40 he took that move from Eddy in Tekken 3
http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/Eddy_Gordo

wow, nice headscissors takedown at 00:40

I use to play soccer and we got into some accidents. I was the goalie and this wanke tried to slide for the ball and get it into the net. So i kicked the ball very hard and it got him in the nose, i wasnt trying to get him but it was an accident. And i was proud of it

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DELETED is your fate you worthless piece of spamming scum.
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And who the hell gives a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about Charlie Sheen anyway.
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i wish you would get banned for the fucking emoticon abuse.

What the hell is "emoticon abuse"?
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Oh, You mean my signature.
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Get over it and worry about yourself.
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I'm not the one waving my dick around in the air. (Re: Your Avatar)
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the banana with the penis sign is actually funny. your annoying avatar is just annoying.
F A G G O T

Funny if you are twelve and still giggle like a little bitch at crap like that.
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It's not funny, it's lame.
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And I find it hilarious that it is always morons like yourself that instantly and constantly resort back to the gay jokes. I understand it is all that you know in your life...but you don't have to try to push you queerness on me. I don't play for that team.
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--->>4U you annoying asshole
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I can't believe that someone is so immature that they are moaning about your "emoticon abuse". How childish!

I know hey...
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Dude fuck you simonp, Dick banana and your faggot self Billy,Kaos has witty comments and can do whatever he pleases to the extend of the rules on the site so just go shove that penis or banana up your buttbuddys ass and shut the fuck up. Have a great day

are you his boyfriend gearsofwar? sheesh you came to his recsue like a bitch man. lol godamn.

Just like you are always there to stick up for retarded trolls.
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Stick your double standards up your ass because you just show your contradictions as youthful ignorance and stupidity. Kudoes to you moron.
Just like you are now.
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Billy Zane was as lame a actor as you are.
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Get a life dude, and your dimwitted friends. I'll keep this shit up just to piss you idiots off. Of all the things to bitch about and this is all ya's have. Your childish antics are only acknowledged and cheered on by the other people that will be standing behind you in line to pick up your welfare checks.
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"I'll keep this shit up just to piss you idiots off" like i said, you will do it for spite. thankyou for proving that

You did not actually prove anything...I have said it before a few times now......this is all childish crap so I will stop replying to ya's now, because it is just boring.
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You've got some funny stuff to say dude...keep it up and don't fall into this moronic catagory that these guys follow.
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But regarding my signature....people who don't like it can kiss my white ass. Worry abouit NT and yourselves instead of wasting my time with retarded and childish fights.
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alright my bad, just being a bitch. here peace offering peace

My dear kind sir, I was referring to Raziel and his Avatar not Kaos2008. Kaos is a friend!

Simon_au was talking about Raziel and his dick sign.
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Thanks for the defence though dude...muchly apprecated.
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--->>4U Bro.
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lmao i know. that shit is just annoying. he will keep doing it though just for spite, or its his "signature" lol so stupid

At least some people agree with me.
and you're still the one with the big, annoying ass signature.

Soccer is for fags.