I'll take a number 45 and a number 61.

ive seen these vids. this is where they just steal the girl they want to marry. but this one must be the gay version of it.

dumb kidnappers might want to take note of the guy filming the whole thing

Police??
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And just for the fun factor
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He was an escapee prison bitch and Bubba demanded his bitch back

He was speaking his mind when...

Chinese Takeaway!!

Oddly enough they were back half an hour later for another one, always the way with chinese!

They don't do deliveries though.....only pick up
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LOL!!!!

Chloroform isn't only handy on dates, it's usually also very effective in kidnapping situations. But if struggling with the victim and maximizing the witnesses is your thing...by all means, sirs, go ahead.

So much for the quickness or stealth-- Grasshopper..

Not quite as efficient as the movies

not nearly. i was hoping they were throwing him in the trunk, also.

They would have Triad too, but it was full of Junk.

Like anyone is gonna miss him. Jesus Christ there's two billion of them

hahahhah true true

Payback for the beatdown as a kid in the school yard

Nikes new employment recruiting initiative

Weren't they unusually nice though?

Nah, they were just shoe-ins.

He was trying to save his gas, but I think that he just ended up getting so scared that he shit his pants when he got inside.

thats messed up

Kidnapping looks like too much work.

First they come for our cats and dogs now these Chinese restaurant owners are stealing people straight off the street.

Pay your gambling debts and you won't get your fingers chopped off.

Somebody should write one of those Bud light real men of genius commercial for these guys.
"Here's to you Mr. Kidnap in broad daylight"

we had no choice................... .........daddy didnt want to come home

You would think the guy with the camera would call for help.

No that might ruin his camera footage.

should have just yelled "FREE TIBET".

I knew the chinese steal your identity, but I didnt know they do it this way. I guess you learn something new everyday.

kidnapee seemed like a waterhead (sorry tobby), they probably could have thrown some candy all over the back seat and lured him into the car by jingling the keys

Wonder if he was Falun Gong?

What do you call a prostitut with no legs???
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Cash and carry

if you look at the longer version of this clip,.charlie chan appears! he swings around a lamp post kung fuuuuuuuu's the main man,.,.takes his hostage.,.,.,.,slaps him in his giblets and calls him "may main marnnnnnn"and they embrace . hemp hemp hemp

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Two words.....FUCK OFF you spamming piece of shit!!!!
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Would be great if a member on here knew how to take sites down and decided to fuck yours up

homeland security's new "rendition" music video

don't you people know what an intervention looks like......they were just taking him to rehab. lol ya right

The guy being kidnapped was a 2nd child. They warned the mother that if she more than 1 kid they would kill the 2nd son. She did not believe them.

That explains last night's fortune cookie
"Help, I've been kidnapped and am being held in a fortune cookie factory"
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Okay, I'm leaving. Jeez

Wouldn't that make it a mis-fortune cookie?

Today was a shitty day for the vids.

You'd think they would see the person filming kidnap a guy

It was a hidden camera, he was using it to make another asian upskirt video

not the smoothest kidnapping you'll ever see

So thats where my new kidney came from!.

This is why we should have finished the job back in WWII. Those fuckers will lock you in a bamboo cage at the drop of a hat..
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll play with my wrinkly dick at a press conference.

Porice! Porice! Someone carr the porice!

Fucking owned

Dave was clearly misunderstood when he phoned and ordered a Chinese at his local take-away

I bet they sold his organs on the black market. Sad, but it actually happens in China.
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There's no way those doors could be locked from the inside, tuck and roll man.

Actually they can and without anything special. Childlocks can be used on both the doors and windows.

Hmmm, didn't know that. You raise a good point.

I don't know whether he got that from TV or maybe he has an extra career he does not want the authorities to know about
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Either way...it is a good point though.
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I had my spleen stolen once. Was kinda worried about it until I found out the damn thing didn't do shit to begin with.

What a world we live in.

Thats not true...You cant sell a liver or a kidney to random people. The organs have to match in blood type and tissue to the person they are going to. He was probably kidnaped to be ransomed back to his family..it happens in parts of south america all the time.

your avatar is awesome!~

I guess he was at the Wong place at the Wong time.

this was the second time grandpa escaped the nursing home

was thinking it would take more than 1 to get me in the car and aloing came yellow shirt

they are probably just going for a drive.....

i guess stepping in and doing something about a kidnapping is too much of a hassle when you're strolling along?

lol @ kaos2008

lame and dull.................

Took them forever, gettin him in there. What happend to the cargo van with the sliding door?

they kidnapped him for his organs. they killed him and gutted him. im soooo sure. unless they were gay.

well..... they might have been some kind of police.
......just a hought

That is terrible, all those people just watching! I would have put my thumb in the dudes eye socket and ripped his wind pipe out, then i would have bit the fuck out of him!!!!

dizzle, no one helps because there are more than just 2 people in the car. and serisuosly there are usually 15 people in each organized crime in china. there are usually people walking across the street with guns to make sure no one gets in the way. and probably 2 escape cars at the back waiting just incase the plan fails

* thought even

Thats how the got Jackie Chan into the box for the Visa Card Olympic commercial...

Thanks to Dizzle i'm horny now

The guy being bundled into the car owes someone money. They are not kidnapping him for his organs, they are taking him because he has not paid the back the money he owes.

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If they would have done that to me. I would have shit my pants..and vomited rapidly and suddenly go into convulsions....maybe then they would let me out

It's safe to say. Tap Sum Bong, is having a very bad day. He should'ev used his AK.

Fake

It's a good thing there are always other capable human beings around to film shit like this.
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*COUGH

hes not being kidnapped.. they want to show him a puppy they have in their car.. unfortunately he is allergic to dogs

If that was real...then why did'nt any of the people watching this do something or at least try to help the guy!?...
I think it's FAKE!

in my country kidnapping goes a lot smoother!

Kidney 99 cents, Liver $1.49

probably the guy has some decent money on that bag tho.. maybe he won in the casino or sumthin.. hehe

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They probably are Chinese police and the man is a human rights activist. This is how they deal with critisism in China. They grab you and put you in a hospital for the criminally insane, and force your family to sign that you are crazy, or just fake the family signature.

That's crazy, bro!

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Lol He is the main food today in the buffet =D
who want chinese rice?

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