Man in China Gets Kidnapped in Broad Daylight

I'll take a number 45 and a number 61.

ive seen these vids. this is where they just steal the girl they want to marry. but this one must be the gay version of it.

dumb kidnappers might want to take note of the guy filming the whole thing

Meh, it doesn't matter. Police in china don't even bother issuing photofits...they end up having to arrest everyone

Police??
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And just for the fun factor
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He was an escapee prison bitch and Bubba demanded his bitch back

He was speaking his mind when...

Chinese Takeaway!!

Oddly enough they were back half an hour later for another one, always the way with chinese!

They don't do deliveries though.....only pick up
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LOL!!!!

Chloroform isn't only handy on dates, it's usually also very effective in kidnapping situations. But if struggling with the victim and maximizing the witnesses is your thing...by all means, sirs, go ahead.

So much for the quickness or stealth-- Grasshopper..

Not quite as efficient as the movies

not nearly. i was hoping they were throwing him in the trunk, also.

They would have Triad too, but it was full of Junk.

Like anyone is gonna miss him. Jesus Christ there's two billion of them

hahahhah true true

Payback for the beatdown as a kid in the school yard

Nikes new employment recruiting initiative

Weren't they unusually nice though?

Nah, they were just shoe-ins.

He was trying to save his gas, but I think that he just ended up getting so scared that he shit his pants when he got inside.

thats messed up

Kidnapping looks like too much work.

First they come for our cats and dogs now these Chinese restaurant owners are stealing people straight off the street.

Pay your gambling debts and you won't get your fingers chopped off.

Somebody should write one of those Bud light real men of genius commercial for these guys.
"Here's to you Mr. Kidnap in broad daylight"

we had no choice................... .........daddy didnt want to come home

You would think the guy with the camera would call for help.

No that might ruin his camera footage.

should have just yelled "FREE TIBET".

I knew the chinese steal your identity, but I didnt know they do it this way. I guess you learn something new everyday.

kidnapee seemed like a waterhead (sorry tobby), they probably could have thrown some candy all over the back seat and lured him into the car by jingling the keys

Wonder if he was Falun Gong?

What do you call a prostitut with no legs???
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Cash and carry

if you look at the longer version of this clip,.charlie chan appears! he swings around a lamp post kung fuuuuuuuu's the main man,.,.takes his hostage.,.,.,.,slaps him in his giblets and calls him "may main marnnnnnn"and they embrace . hemp hemp hemp

Two words.....FUCK OFF you spamming piece of shit!!!!
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Would be great if a member on here knew how to take sites down and decided to fuck yours up

homeland security's new "rendition" music video

don't you people know what an intervention looks like......they were just taking him to rehab. lol ya right

The guy being kidnapped was a 2nd child. They warned the mother that if she more than 1 kid they would kill the 2nd son. She did not believe them.

That explains last night's fortune cookie
"Help, I've been kidnapped and am being held in a fortune cookie factory"
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Okay, I'm leaving. Jeez

Wouldn't that make it a mis-fortune cookie?

Today was a shitty day for the vids.

You'd think they would see the person filming kidnap a guy

It was a hidden camera, he was using it to make another asian upskirt video

not the smoothest kidnapping you'll ever see

So thats where my new kidney came from!.

This is why we should have finished the job back in WWII. Those fuckers will lock you in a bamboo cage at the drop of a hat..
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll play with my wrinkly dick at a press conference.

Porice! Porice! Someone carr the porice!

Fucking owned