Drunk Loser Gets his Jaw Broken Somewhat Willingly

Drink the pain away, buddy. You're gonna feel it tomorrow, though.

i send u sex wee which i have made with my hands and penis over ur pic , i hope she is someone really dear to u , as i have wanked my crank to point of bleeding in ur honour patwan , peace be with u brother

Can somebody translate this for me?

yea the words he typed were blah blah blah blah blah blah sex blank blank blank

He said he jerked off over your avatar and he wanked so hard that he bled and blew his load on the monitor screen and he hopes that it was you in the avatar and not one of your friends.
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There is a team Of pyschologists on their way to his house now with nets and tranquilizer rifles. He will get the help he needs I hope
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In Australia, we had to listen to John Howard's speeches for almost 12 years...so I speak retard fluently.
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I'll also give a quick "Kiss My Ass" in advance, to anyone who uses that last bit as a entry point to attack me
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If you stop posting childish remarks that will help you oneday to achieve your goal of being tough , but for now your remarks just highlight your wankish Australian inbred heritage

one day im gonna be as insulting as you

yea one day ill be as famouse, not like the guy ontop of me but the guy on top of the guy thatss ontop of me.......

Sir, I wrote the the following to another person of your fine caliber. I think it also applies to yourself.
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I have just this moment deciphered the meanings behind your neolithic communications skills and realized you are upset. Yet you are most likely so repressed, to the degree, that your cognitive abilities to discern that which you are feeling and subsequently communicate such affects in an effective and respectful manner is beyond your punitive abilities.
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This is an OPEN Forum, which means, everyone can express their opinion & comments. Have you heard of this concept? Judging from your failed attempt to insult me with your feeble, aggressive, juvenile expressions of discontent toward my comment, you have no such intellectual awareness.
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People of your common stock, son, lack the capacity to express such discontent, as you have, without the automatic conditioned response of aggression

yeah what this guy said