Comments - Russian Guy Pays the Price for Crossing a Busy Street

Success - you permantly damaged some poor soul minding there own business on there way to work

VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

its more like he plan dat

This should have the Wacky Races theme in the background.

This is actually a commercial for Frogger 3000: Lose the Frog: Human Simulation.

It was his highway to hell
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He was a selfish asshole for making someone else have to do what his cowardly ass could not.
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Okay now we know how to make a Russian fly;
Do you know how to make a dead Russian float?
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Two scoops of icecream, some whipcream and a dead Russian.

That's pretty funny.

But watch out what they what put on the ice cream. Make sure it is not any of that secret Litvinenko topping.
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Killer taste though
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...killer taste...

Vorsprung Drunk Deathwish.

Funny stuff, sir.
That could be tasty too...
http://tbn0.google.com/im ages?q=tbn:YwPx1L...sian_ brides.jpg

Even a blind person could see that he was trying to commit suicide.

My thoughts exactly! And I'm not blind....maybe dumb but not blind. He walked into the car, it looks as if he was looking at the car.

He jumped into it

True

red cars show less blood spatter

He was either committing suicide, or trying to kill himself, either way he probably deserved it.

ooOk... you've got me.. so he was trying to commit suicide OR trying to kill himself? mmh.. I'll have to say you are either dumb or dumb.

Listen you stupid dog. I have enough mind to throw a biscuit in front of a speeding bus and watch you fetch it to your demise. My comment was a spin off the "fat chick who ate the last slice of pizza" comment created by by good pal Pumekuhp. But apparently YOU'RE too DUMB to have realized this. So chase a cat, dig a hole, chew an old boot, or whatever it is that a stupid dog does for fun.
This drinks for me. Your water bowl is in the bathroom, hint-hint.

...what?

Hey people! Stop Stalin, and Lenin him a hand!

Only in russia.

It's their new version of Russian roulette.

He totally dove in front of that car. gutless bloke, now he has totally fucked up someones life and made others late for work.

Great, now the unlucky person in the car that hit him gets to live with that shit. Suiciders are self-absorbed, thoughtless cunts.

hahahahahah.............. .........he wasn't even chasing a ball

I think he thought he was a goat in a head butting contest the way he lunged at that car that smashed him.
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Either way......He lost.
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TOBY WHAT'S UP WITH THE WWW.MYSPACE.COM /MEXB... DUDE DOWN BELOW? IS HE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

lol..................

FROGGER on the Xbox

Looks to me like the bastard throws himself down in front of the car?

Nothing was stopping that guy in the red car from getting his 50 point bonus. "Have it!"

ideally, one should wait at an intersection to ask if they can clean your windshield.

i think in the rule book a drunk russian is 5 points

One more reason to stay away from that 3rd world hellhole.

two things wrong with that sentence:
1. Russia is a 2nd world country, not bad since more than half of it is inhabitated with villages and asiatic people.
2. A man suiciding has nothing to do with the quality of someones visit to a country
sooo, fuck you.

i already saw these video.. it was an suicide

I suddenly have the urge to play frogger

That was the girl from the other video's Uncle. Apparently nobody in that family can cross the street right.

Any Russian who runs into traffic to commit suicide has his brains in a jam.

^or he left them in the last botlle of vodka

Simple mistake to make....i mean who would have thought their lada's go fast enough to hurt

hehehe, good one

when that yellow car came flying around the corner, it had that guy's name all over it.

lemming

No more "russian" to the other side.

This happened after it was announce Russia had run out of Vodka and was now importing American beer.

i think he was aiming for it. there's no way he actually meant to cross, he hit the car dead on.

failed suicide attempt number 400 -more vodka!!!

Lmao the logo at the top says "only we have this"

Now, now, be nice. I'm sure he was just russian to the liquor store and didn't see what about three hundred cars.

Oh yeah, Happy 4th of July

In Russia, street crosses you!

Frogger: The Movie

ha allah truckbar that was a good one

In many 2nd and 3rd world countries, when someone gets hit by a car while crossing the street, the driver has to pay blood money to the 'victim's' family. I'm not sure if this is the case in Russia, but it very well could be. Here: http://tainted-in-uae.blo gspot.com/2006/03...rent- lying.html

no, nothing like that here.
PS hope you'll like my new ava more

training for the dodge ball tournament.
thats the only logical excuse for being that retarded

the guy in the film was a grease(suicidal) for real.
but on a lighter note its funny how the car that hit him was the ORANGE one when the other two thousand where grey

he'll have a sore head in the morning , but at least he'll have summert to tell his work mates on monday !

LOOKS LIKE SUICIDE TO ME...

high def or what?

i hope it was a suicide cuz hes too stupid to live

What? You doubt it was a suicide? You think it was just some stupid fuck with exceptionally bad timing?

no im sure it was a sucide attempt, just watch it again.

Looked more like a suicide attempt to me. The dude waits until the absolute last second to jump out in front of the car??? Either he had his eyes closed, or he wanted to end it all. Or there is always option number 3. Which would be the fucking retard option. Which is also very likely.

Thats what you get for Russian accross a busy street.

working on an avitor but as far as the russian r.i.p. you drunk crap

he must be blind and dumb , oh yeal and dead

well that looks like a country that gives a thought for road safety all the cars were mot failures and there was no central reservation , sure we will try to make accidents waiting to happen here , fuck them !

suicide

If thats the price they pay to cross the street there then Id hate to see what the tolls are like at the toll booths!

WHAT A DICKHEAD....