Comments - SUV Ignores Red Light And Causes a Huge Crash
category: Accidents | views: 41990 | posted on: 07/03/2008
Not surprisingly, the driver of the SUV was a woman who was busy sending a really important text message about free cone day at Ben and Jerrys.
hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 6:10pm
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A woman and a man get into a wreck. Its a bad one,both vehicles are demolished,but amazingly both the man and woman are unharmed.As they stand there looking at what use to be their vehicles,the woman looks at the man and says "this must be a sign from god and we are supposed to be together", the man replies " yes, it must be a sign". The woman walks over to the wreck and sees that a bottle of wine she had in her suv somehow made it through the wreck,she turns to the man and says "i think this is another sign,we should drink the wine to celebrate this miracle", she opens the bottle and hands it to the man, he looks at it and says "you have the first drink" he hands it back to her,she immediately chugs half of it and with a smile on her face hands it back to the man, he smiles back and just holds the bottle, "are'nt you having any?" asks the woman, the man replies " no i think ill just wait for the police to get here". 
+6
There is no excuse for that kind of driving!!!!! Unless, you are being fellated by a complete stunner and the traffic lights happens to coincide with the vinegar stroke, in which case, it would just be one less SUV on the road, well worth celebrating in my book!! 
mastershit [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 4:32am
I think if a heart rate monitor was attached to the driver it would indicates the same thing as the speed meter of his car : 70,80,90,100...*crash* O -----------
Killerdude [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 4:36am
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Great not only did i miss seeing the accident but I missed FREE CONE DAY...SHIT 
en jaywest [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 4:55am
+4
you can only beat a red light when the light hasnt turned red yet.
Lil in Spain [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 4:59am
+1
That person in the white pick must have either been really fucked up or died. Unless it was a right hand drive, which i very much doubt. DAMN that was hard 
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 5:50am
Nah..... Genitle herpes are a serious problem man, this guy couldnt stop scratching the itch.
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You wont belive how many adds i have seen late at night about genitle problems, where as i have not seen a single one for women 
derpderpderp [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 7:54am
+1
I had a friend who died in a fiery crash because he thought he was such a "great driver" that he could fly down twisty roads at 140KM/h in a fucking Eagle Talon. Yeah he ended up smashing head-on into a brick wall and the car burned so thoroughly there were only bones left. I miss my friend dearly, but I thank my lucky stars every day that we were not hanging out that night. Slow down, people.
i hate white people [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 8:53am
+1
i was gonna say i bet 100 bucks that it was a woman driver but scottyalready made that clear....i suck
cucarachito [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 9:02am
+2
30 seconds later a guy confused about his race was seen comforting (feeling-up) the drunk, female driver of the suv
Is it just me or does the driver of the pickup get tossed out the truck? End of the video as the truck comes back around at the 7/8 second mark looks like he goes skidding across the pavement. I hope it was a spare tire or something and not the driver that would suck.
baildon bantam [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 10:43am
dude i think your right! that deffo looks like a body! good spot
TigerWapWap [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 10:09am
i drive drunk erry day, fo sho, little shorty. Holler at ja boy one time, what what. Naaa mean? 
CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 10:40am
like any car accident involving a drunk more than likely the drunk survived and everyone else died
) with you on my own free will, or you got me hypnotized, bit well said 
I try to be second or third in line at lights if I can. I had a car in front of me disappeared one day just like that. A car with 2 people and 2 kids was gone. So many folks are self medicated and are zoning when they drive. Wake up dumb fucks. Put the pills down if you have to drive.
iMasturbate [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 12:38pm
+1
that's insane. i literally said, "woah" as i watch the vid.
onetwentytwoPM [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 1:15pm
I read that the driver of the pick-up actually fled the scene and reported his vehicle stolen.
http://www.kcbd.com/Globa l/story.asp?S=8523379&nav =menu69_6
Seismicshooter [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 2:06pm
+2
thats not even the worst case scenario. he coulda just filled up for 200$
violentouston [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 4:10pm
the car who was in the turn lane got the best view. that made their night.
no offence intended
CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Jul 4 08 : 8:34am
A woman and a man get into a wreck. Its a bad one,both vehicles are demolished,but amazingly both the man and woman are unharmed.As they stand there looking at what use to be their vehicles,the woman looks at the man and says "this must be a sign from god and we are supposed to be together", the man replies " yes, it must be a sign". The woman walks over to the wreck and sees that a bottle of wine she had in her suv somehow made it through the wreck,she turns to the man and says "i think this is another sign,we should drink the wine to celebrate this miracle", she opens the bottle and hands it to the man, he looks at it and says "you have the first drink" he hands it back to her,she immediately chugs half of it and with a smile on her face hands it back to the man, he smiles back and just holds the bottle, "are'nt you having any?" asks the woman, the man replies " no i think ill just wait for the police to get here".
, good one 
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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 4:15am
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why slow down...it's only death..who cares hey.
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