Comments - Rat Attempts to Play Dead to Evade a Cat
category: Cool | views: 53176 | posted on: 07/02/2008
Note to all rats: play dead just a little bit longer. Cats are savvy.
+5 
His friends ratted him out from corner of that house.
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Cats only like it when they squirm.
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"should I move....shit it's gonna kill me...play dead...he'll leave....he's not going to leave...shit what do I do...fuck it...I'm makin a run for it.....I'm fr......"
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His little eRATic heart then stops.
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+8
That reminds me of a joke:
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?" The Barkeep says "Depends on how good of a trick it is."
The Drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cat and places him behind the piano. The cat starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard. He pours the drunk his drink.
The drunk, after killing his drink says, "If I show you another trick can I have another free one?" The barkeep says "If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night." The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the cat."
Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink 'em. After several hours, a big time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act and frantically asks the barkeeper who it belongs to. The barkeeper points to the drunk who is passed out on the floor.
The agent wakes him up and says, "I will give you 1 Million dollars for that act." The drunks says "not for sale". The agent says, "Ok, 100 grand for just the scatting rat." The drunk say, "deal" The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat.
The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, "Are you nuts? You had a Million dollar act that you just broke up for a whimpy 100 g's?"
The Drunk says, "Relax, the cat is a ventriloquist!"
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 4:53am
You see that cats tail wagging in that puddle, that was me........IN YA MUM
kramnadroj [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 5:07am
+7
That doesn't make sense? To pull off a mother joke you can't just say anything and make a reference to one's mother and automatically win, there has to be some sort of originality.
Revise and redo.
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 5:22am
+1
It makes perfect sense. The tail is my dick... the puddle is her insides (preferably wet) and the tail wagging is me going in and out!
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 6:02pm
English? you are talking english and this is an english website
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 4:24am
+10
that was a hood cat, you can tell by the way it walked. how the chinese eat them, i dont know 
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 5:31am
"Out on the streets, that's where we meet."
"...round and round..."
GOP_Hates_America [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 7:25am
That's what right-wingers do to get out of Military service...play dead.
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Thanks Mr. Kaos, what that Rob8729 doesn't seem to understand is that I'm not a fan of Bush and I damn sure don't like McCain much. I'm an independent and usually vote Libertarian. That being typed, it's people like Durbin, Pelosi, Reed,
Kennedy, ect. ect. that are the ones that always are willing to take the side of the enemy. Their motto is "Blame America First" 
+3
It does seem like a endless cycle that has been followed through the course of its history.
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The past needs to be a learning tool for a better future, not a regulatory guide-line.
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And people sidestepping the facts to paint a better PR view are not solving any problems. Shame on them.
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i hate white people [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 7:49am
+1
cat.
im a kitty cat.
and i meow meow meow.
and i meow meow meow.
derpderpderp [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 8:41am
There must be something wrong with me, I hate kids so much. I watch this video and all I can think is "Stop fucking repeating yourself kid!"
cucarachito [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 10:17am
+5
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yes, there is something wrong with you. sorry to break the news to you.
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@ vid
"show me a cat that eats mice, i'll show you a cat with bad breath"
-garfield the cat
llamastalker [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 10:36am
whoever video taped this, needs too see a doctor in entertainment.
+1
my cat is a fucking beast. devours piegions and crows leaves just feathers.. other crows try attacking him,, but he just fucks them up aswell.. and one time my cat was washing on the window ledge then a big fuck of black and white cat wondered into my back garden.. so i opened my window lol.. my cats tale buffed out.. then he just sprinted after it. swiped at it in mid air as the black cat jumped onto the shed. then leapt about 15feet other a fence lol. he will get killed one day lol cos he just stands there when dogs come up to him.. usally cats shit there selfs but not mine.. 
+1
That reminds me of a joke:
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?" The Barkeep says "Depends on how good of a trick it is."
The Drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cat and places him behind the piano. The cat starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard. He pours the drunk his drink.
The drunk, after killing his drink says, "If I show you another trick can I have another free one?" The barkeep says "If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night." The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the cat."
Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink 'em. After several hours, a big time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act and frantically asks the barkeeper who it belongs to. The barkeeper points to the drunk who is passed out on the floor.
The agent wakes him up and says, "I will give you 1 Million dollars for that act." The drunks says "not for sale". The agent says, "Ok, 100 grand for just the scatting rat." The drunk say, "deal" The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat.
The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, "Are you nuts? You had a Million dollar act that you just broke up for a whimpy 100 g's?"
The Drunk says, "Relax, the cat is a ventriloquist!"
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norm [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 4:06am
+24
note to self. when cat finishes dead rat, then time to eat fatter cat.