Little Kid Eats a Bowl of Concrete on a Bad Jump

good thing he face-planted because if he had landed that trick i wouldn't have been interested in this video.

Good to see he was wearing a helmet. Otherwise he could have really hurt himself!

LOL!

i think he hit his face considerably bad.

Congratulations on understanding the concept of sarcasm.

It's nice to see that our machiavelic plan to destroy America is going fine.

Someone should invent a face helmet or something like a Hannibal-jason mask for these idiots to wear. These dicks wouldn't wear it anyway, but it should exist, so we would enjoy even more watching these cunts to splatter themselves.

they have them already. they are just adaptations of motorcycle helmets.

Need a nose job or face reconstruction....fuck surgery...just buy a skateboard.
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well at least his adult teeth should grow in later

Epic faceplant. Looks like he has no choice but to go back and eat the baby food he once loved so much

same mistake we all make as a kid. why do we forget to teach our kids, throw your hands out when ya think ya gonna fall..

he obviously likes Captain CRUNCH for breakfast

Later that day, the boys' friend, surprised him with some super glue and tic-tacs.

This is invaluable information for parents. At some point your kids will give up on ever getting laid and want skates or a board instead. These will cost money! You probably, however, have a hammer lurking somewhere in the shed or garage. So, when that fateful day comes where little Jonny says he wants one of these items, simply reach for the hammer and smesh him repeatedly around tyhe face for a few minutes. He will later thank you for sparing him the embarassment of doing this ^ in front of others and you will save cash!
And so ends the lesson for today.

I tried that but it did not hold up in court
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I said a Thrusting trooper on NT told me to do it and they gave me a jacket that ties up in the back and my very own padded room.
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At least he wore a helmet

He should have been wearing the helmet on his face

Yeah but he wasn't wearing it properly..what good is it if it isn't covering the part that hits the ground.

i dont care

^^ Jimmy Crack Corn and ^^

Jimmy should pull up his pants.

Sounds like celery breaking.

oh well.

he needed a full face motorcycle helmet

if this kid keeps going like that he will need false teeth by the time he is 15

Gravity works in mysterious ways

WTF! There's not a single bowl in this video! I feel so ripped off and violated.

Come on give tha little fella 10 points for trying.

I will not. Thats more than twice the amount of teeth he has.

Note to self: dont jump off things bigger than you at speed with wheels on the feet.

he deserved it.

excellent form

Yeah, got his face into the ground with excellent precision.

HARR

When you do a faceplant, does that mean you will grow a new face to replace the one you just f'd up ?

looked like he thought he was jumping into a pool or sumthin

He's going to look like a pug now

Ha Ha Ha stupid kid thinks since he can roll around on skates that he could actualy do a trick well now hes ugly good job now go to your mom and tell her its never to late for an abortion lol.

lets see ive got my elbow pads ive got my knee pads ive got my helmet,whats the worst that could happen no rail grinding so i wont need my cup.1...2...3..and four teeth laying on the floor.EVER NOTICEth worst shit always happens right after you say (hey everybody watch this)

and just imagine not to long from now kids like this will be running the world...lets just nuke it were doomed lol

loose the helmet dickhead

well fucking fair play to him, for not screaming like a liitl kid... he took it like a man...

Well paragliding isnt safe so ill just skate off a set of stairs instead

idiot! why don't these oxygen thiefs wear full face masks?!! ohh yea..............doesn't matter how good looking you are you are still on rollar blades

Right a Facemet

nice try ...

yep.. front piece of helmet was just five bucks more. those steps showed you.
my bad, i got him that cheap one so i could buy some weed for me and his mom.

gotta say....i watched this over and over again and im still laughing