Comments - Maniac Belly Flops into a Kiddie Pool From Really High

category: Cool | views: 49605 | posted on: 06/30/2008

Yes, gather around children...let's watch the fat old man splatter himself, so we can all grow up to be emo.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:04am

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No-one said he had the guts to do it but he showed them.
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This guy was arrested 2 years prior to this when he tried this at the beach when he jumped out of a helicopter and created a tsunami that hit the west coast of Australia killing 5 people.
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slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:14am

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Let's pool our money together to buy that idiot a clue.

liacon [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:14am

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I seen a Russian guy do a belly flop from a Pool table yesterday and he wasn't able to walk away. And that was from only 3 feet. icon_neutral.gif
BTW there was additional padding under the pool.
Not to take away from what this idiot accomplished.

Krazy [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:15am

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Hey fatty....stop wasting water icon_evil.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:15am

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hes got old balls , but they are BIG old ball , good job pops

zykron [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:19am

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And they wonder why the book was named after a beer. icon_beer.gif

kill-9 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:17am

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I never thought about that until you mentioned it. But then again, I think guiness tastes like the stuff you use to seal the cracks in a driveway, so I don't drink it enough to make that connection...

bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:17am

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im suprised it made it to NT. we all no this is where the to hot for bill engval stuff goes.

POOMAKER [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:31am

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What happens if he doesn't land in the pool?
He was begging for the wind to blow icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

DASF [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:21am

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haha i love those kids they don't fucking care if he dies.
Scott that is your fault those kids are watching to much Nothingtoxic

Kakihara [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:23am

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the trouble is, someone wil just attempt to break that record soon and maybe succeed easily enough.
though his record for most children molested in a day is going nowhere anytime soon; that, he can be proud of.

jackrussel01 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:24am

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"STINGER"

spunktubber [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:24am

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it looks like he turns sideways just before he hits the water, thus rendering it an illegal bellyflop.

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Buster Hymen [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:56am

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Get a day job already sshhh.

defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:00am

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What are you talking about? That is his day job.

8039 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:00am

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The old guy is only doing this to get closer to kiddy pools without getting caught icon_wink.gif

Lil in Spain [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:05am

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Gary Busey's love child icon_lol.gif

Calang [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:11am

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He should have broken his arm or his leg. How dare he disappoint those children that way!

gil69 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:22am

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notice how he gets the girl(s) at the end...
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Damn him!

SHREK58 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:28am

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No kidding! I been doing belly flops for years and never got two hotties like that!!! icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:40am

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I have but she called it "CPR" and the cops later called it "sexual assault" on my behalf. icon_sad.gif
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I think I must of misread the situation just a tad. I thought she loved me.
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EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:53am

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I think he is a pansy. Look at that woman's bathing suit he wore that covers up most of his belly. It looked like a rubbery material even, like a wetsuit for padding.
Real men belly flop with a bare belly.

Babyphat [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:59am

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Now try it without the pool.

JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:08am

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"What if he doesent land in the pool" says the little depressed kid.
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"We shall have porridge" says I

aussieman [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:32am

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And the winner of next years Dawin award goes too...

rascoil [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:32am

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Fuck that, kiddi pool, old man and little kids. Keep a close eye on that fucker. icon_stoned.gif

newsense [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:35am

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genius

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 7:04am

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genoooooo

trubld1 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:47am

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I can't imagine what he was thinking the first time he tried that....gee, I hope I don't break my f'ing neck! icon_rolleyes.gif

Validated [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:53am

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Wander if he will notice his spleen is missing after that. icon_rolleyes.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 7:12am

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"hopefully the record is the only thing he'll be breaking" that's hilarious, does he go to NothingToxic? i was going to rate this video good at first but at the very end those smoking girls made me up it to awesome.

en jaywest [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 7:34am

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how did he not hit his face?

Ferdizzle [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 7:48am

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Good job sir. Now try with a glass of water from a 100 feet icon_stoned.gif

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 8:09am

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Oh brother. Anyone can dive from any height onto what amounts to a pad of marshmallows. What a bloomin' dork-wad.

hldn [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:53am

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OnlyOneOar on Jun 30 08 : 10:09am wrote:
Oh brother. Anyone can dive from any height onto what amounts to a pad of marshmallows. What a bloomin' dork-wad.
please beat his record and dive at least 40 feet into 6 inches of water and be sure to post the video here.

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 3:21am

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Sorry but "diving" into "6 inches of water" irregardless of the height isn't what this bloomin' dork-wad is doing.

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 8:15am

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I'm not impressed, Bugs Bunny did the same trick but would land in a glass of water.

Icarus [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 8:47am

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If that's what it takes to get chicks....... I'll stick with hookers.

Skitzoap [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:50am

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This looks like the beginning of a porno I watched last night icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:56am

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No way I would let my kids stand there watching the "Professor"Attemting to break his neck.Nice thing for liitle kids to see up close icon_rolleyes.gif

CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:56am

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Mamma say's his balls are gonna come through his eyes! yucky. icon_stoned.gif

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 10:11am

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Question is ..WHY? oh yeah world record icon_rolleyes.gif

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simonp_au [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:04am

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Well.....I think its all been said. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.....nar....lame comments deserve a thumbs up for trying! icon_beer.gif

Harry Steinberg [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:13am

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he did this to impress the kiddies icon_rolleyes.gif

westies07 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:24am

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i belly flopped into a pool once.. it fucking hurt like fuck... felt like some one spilt my chest open with a fucking samauri.. winded for aout 15 mins.. but was ok in then end,, then took a ride on a donkey.. that kept shitting.. good day out.. icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

Toxicity [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 12:07pm

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Why didn't they give him a deeper pool?

teokiatuan [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 12:34pm

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cheater! there was cushion under the 'pool'!

derekdh [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 12:38pm

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somebody please tell him if he had a pretty uhh big splash

Jayrod [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 2:13pm

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Thank god for that matteress without it he would have been nothing but a splattered turd floating in that kiddie pool.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 2:25pm

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Things that make you go, hmmmmm:
Do you have to have a belly to do a belly flop?
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A belly and a stomach are not the same thing. You will never hear someone claim to have a washboard belly. That's just silly.

death on a cracker [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 2:55pm

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now all the kids will want to sit on his lap.

munch [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 3:29pm

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looks like he's having a threesome after the show.

violentouston [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:00pm

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yep he's bangin them both. those kids were just haters.

yourhydrobud [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:13pm

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Wow. Extremely high risk. Little to no reward(except still having your life). Dude must be more stoned then me right now.
On second thought....nahhh....I got him beat.... icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:39pm

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6 inches of water plus 12+inches of cushion.

salseritoerick [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:45pm

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see I knew that a beer belly after 20 years of drinking will be good for something

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:27pm

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Hilarious. icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif

personperson [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:30pm

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he fails at life. icon_rolleyes.gif

Hanso [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:09pm

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disgusting. Its wrong. Old farts jumping in a pool in front of children is wrong

kodyn [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:43pm

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IS that Rick Flair????

Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:37pm

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How much do you suppose he made off that crowd, $15 bucks? icon_lol.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:21pm

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When you're half dead, you might as well be known for something... Evil Knievil stopped doing anything 20 years before he kicked the bucket. icon_beer.gif

Boobs R Good [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 12:03am

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What happens if he misses the pool kid?
I dont know, but it wont be pretty.

bandmans [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 2:18am

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GOOD JOKES EVERYONE hahahaha good jokes he needs to take a slash i mean splash teeheehee good joke! icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif cus i put that it means im above 30 and cool icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Scab Carrot [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 7:17am

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A nice 12" slab of concrete under the pool would've ruled.

Vendetta111 [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 8:00am

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i wonder why the water turned yellow after he landed in the pool icon_neutral.gif

CafeDk [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 1:19am

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is like the looney toons but the diferense is that hes that fat that he dont fit in a glass of water xD

JustJerkOff [ban] | Sep 7 08 : 1:39pm

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Too much cupcakes makes you invincible to fall damage..

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