Comments - Celebration Ends When a Soldier Gets Shot in the Gut
category: Shocking | views: 272905 | posted on: 06/30/2008
I hope they weren't celebrating the death of the sniper that obviously isn't dead.
FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:43am
+3 
I believe their form of hip-hop is called "towel rap" 
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I got nothing! However...
I guy walks into his bedroom where his girlfriend is on the bed. He has a sheep under his arm and he says.
"Darling, this is the pig that I have been fucking every time you tell me you have a headache"
Girlfriend says, "Errrm, I think you'll find that is a sheep"
He says" Erm, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"! 
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I got nothing! However...
I guy walks into his bedroom where his girlfriend is on the bed. He has a sheep under his arm and he says.
"Darling, this is the pig that I have been fucking every time you tell me you have a headache"
Girlfriend says, "Errrm, I think you'll find that is a sheep"
He says" Erm, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"!
"I vish to buy sex viz you."
"OK," says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour."
"..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."
"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky."
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees."
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees."
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she
is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has
enough breath to say:
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"
"Ach," says the German .. . . "zat is ze"............." Four-sprung Duck Technique."
spunktubber [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:14am
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Im confused. are they good towel heads or bad towel heads? I need a news anchor to break it down for me and to tell me how i should feel.
defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:25am
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Towel Head is a derogatory and racist remark like any other. Not that I wear one or anything.
rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:45am
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Only to you when you get caught and we laugh and call you Camel Fucker...lol.
jackrussel01 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:15am
+1
he was told the bullets was lead free but they lied he later died of lead poisoning (good)
WIDESCREEN [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:30am
What was up with the dance routine prior to the gun battle. i guess it's just thier way of reliving stress. I thought they did that by just blowing stuff up.
small balls [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:40am
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Towel Head is a derogatory and racist remark like any other.
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:44am
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Yeah, you shouldn't just walk up over a hill without proper technique in a war zone. This video is an example of that.
mightyaphrodite [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:55am
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My guess is that the sniper was trying to shoot the CD player to stop that crappy music and hit the soldier in the gut by mistake.
Buster Hymen [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:14am
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Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you
Come on now
Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Everyone around the world
Come on!
Yahoo! It's a celebration
Yahoo!
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
Let's celebrate
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
Baby...
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Come on and celebrate, good times, tonight (Celebrate good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on)
(Let's celebrate)...
Celebrate that bullet in your gut towelhead MF.
Yahoo!
billiebionic [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:16am
poor lil arab got shot. all he wanted to do is make plane go boom .maybe shoot an american soldier or two. but nooooo,,, just walking up th hill to shoot off your m60 can get you owned,whats this world become when you cant fire guns randomly,or blow up planes, its sad so,so,sad .....praise allah
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Pro....anti.....they all look the same through cross-hairs 
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As far as I'm concerned....Islam is Islam, no matter what face is put on it.
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There is a few of mederates roaming the lands...but they are quickly and harshly silenced. And do not have a voice at all.
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---->>4U & Me (Because We Can)
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h.e.pennypacker [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 7:08pm
It takes exceptional talent to come across as as bigoted and ignorant as you, Kaos. You have no clue what religion they are or what side they are fighting for. And I'm no great fan of the Islamic faith but when some 14 year old high school drop out from Cooper Pedy starts telling me how it is to be a moderate muslim, then enough is enough.
Every video on NT has your verbal diarrhoea splattered all over the comments so now that you have your coveted COTD, why dont you give the shite talk a rest? Bonzer.
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Do not for a second try to analyse me. You do not know what I do and do not know. And if you knew even a quarter of what I do then you would change your mind...trust me.
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The 14 yr old comment made me laugh though....I hate the fact that half the time I have to dumb it down for self righteous and un-educated morons who want to come to the defense of people that would slit their throat's in half a second.
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There are millions of "Make love not War' naive souls on this earth that continue to contribute to the debacle that is genocidal ideology. You would prefer to let your own people die in order to protect the enemy.
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I may come off over-enthusiastic regarding this topic....but rest assure that I am not talking out my ass. The more I learn the more hate is spawned. And I am not a isolated case either. If I was, then the topic would have been laid to rest many centuries ago.
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If your wisdom is of such greatness and holds much intellectual integrity...then you tell me what we are to do to solve this "Them verse us" war that has been continuing since the dawn of time. Maybe you could enlighten us with a way to solve this problem that millions like you have already tried and failed using diplomatic reasonings and/or UN implemented sanctions.
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Yes Hate Begets Hate......but extreme ideology that leaves no room for peace and unity is never a peace making process winner. We are not the problem. Disillusionment is not a good mask to wear mate.
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-->>4U for using the word Bonzer.....I have not heard that word since the last idiot that spurted it out.
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h.e.pennypacker [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 3:48am
So many words and yet so little substance, it looks like the request to tone down the verbal diarrhoea fell on deaf ears. The problem is this: your posts dont make any sense. You may have gone to the trouble of running them through a spell checker but maybe you should hold off until someone invents a Joining Big Words Together So That They Make Sense converter. If I may make a suggestion: Why dont you rewrite this post and leave out all the words and phrases that you clearly dont understand and maybe we can figure out what your point is. Sweet as.
Respect!
dcrepublican [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 8:31pm
+2
Kaos2008, I like this dude! An educated and informed realist!
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:43am
Seems to me that he knew there was someone out there..... maybe if her crouched on that snaddune then start to shoot and done what every other smart mother fucker would have done. COD4 style
sniperbullet [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:36am
Nice shot, just hurt them bad, don't kill them, cost them a lot more resourses.
iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 7:00am
nice job forces on the US side. way to never let up and earn your paycheck the hard way.
i hate white people [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 8:23am
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thats what you get for being the weakest country in the world and thinking you can take on the greatest and most powerful....
rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 1:43pm
+1
Don't tell me...let me guess...you're a 30 year old geek living in your Mothers basement, wearing a pair of her dirty panties while using your Apple pc. Muslim are just a bunch of chicken shit fags that hide in caves, fuck goats, and wear Pampers on their heads. Allah Suckbar..allah is a fag too.
sheik_bin_laden [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:48pm
I guess you're the type of infidel that still thinks a dirty ass hole can give you kids....sorry to break it to you but, it can't.
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sheik bin laden?? go back to bed son, no fucker needs to convert as not all people BELIEVE your inhuman religion.
it seems your all very childish, i mean if you dont get your own way, you blow up buildings, whats that all about?? why cant you just count to 10 then discuss the problem??
kids these days.....
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 1:18pm
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You want us to show compassion? He very well could of been shooting at our troops. If he wasn't, than they are all amateurs anyway dancing around during a battle. They needed to learn a lesson.
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Reread my comment - and comprehend, as I never used the word nor implied you should offer this particular person "compassion". Then decide whether or not you're one of the haters I was referring to. Then try again to comment - this time with something worth reading. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. Kay? Thanks.
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 2:48pm
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Just forget it man, I really doubt that she will try to make sense because after that she will lose her whole "mysterious girl on the internet" appeal that everyone seems to just absolutely love about her. If you try to disturb that, she violently lashes out in an angry estrogen fueled pissy fit. Usually its from being pampered. Just like a tire fire you better just sit back and watch it burn, crack open a beer and watch it burn.
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LMFAO. Armchair/Internet psychologist? What I said was simple. You choose to read way too far into it and turn an observation into a debate. But you have the last word with your last side insult/psycho-evaluation there. You are better than me. I admit it - except when I insult, I do it to the people I'm talking too, not about them to others. And I don't judge a person or assume to know them from a few sentences said online. Otherwise, you win. I lose. Now go get a cookie. You earned it.
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:44pm
Thanks, love. I always try to be overly defensive to non-insulting or non-confrontational remarks, so I guess we have something in common, eh? Thanks for the cookie.. they should really add that emoticon (sp?). Attention from what possibly is a girl always makes me blush, even if its sarcastic, so I suppose this will do 
One love, muh ladeh.
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 12:44am
Man, your just full of compliments aren't ya? .. That and cookies apparently. Except for the boobies and cuteness, we are again alike. Its long but I definitely plan to cut it, too many females say its extremely feminine. After all my talk, turns out I also do what girls tell me. They seem to like that.
GOP_Hates_America [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 10:15pm
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The only thing you would know about a "battle" is what you learned during your Call of Duty all-nighters.
Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 12:50am
So whats your point? Are you being an annoying, Bush bashing, activist, yuppie, scumbag or are you trying to impress the online lady I was speaking to? Either way your a douchebag.
CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:30am
Yeah right, I rather shot heroin, crack, weed and hairspray in the same same arm before I covert to any fucking childmelesting Allah-clan Freedom Aqbahr!
Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 10:03am
Sadly he wasnt shot by a sniper, He was shot by Abdullah whom he just mocked for not having any dancing skills.
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We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
MaroonGooner86 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:27am
It amazing how hypocritical this backward heathen religion is, without the west they's still be waiting on the invention of Fire
englishjim24 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 12:10pm
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hey bin-laden!! im guessing by your comment that your mum and dad are brother and sister or something???? or is it just that you have never had a girlfreind?
Miss_Ghoulina [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 1:29pm
+1
He’s just waiting to blow himself and get 72 virgins...
And then people mock with me because I believe in the Easter bunny...
Dizzle4shizel [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 1:57pm
Barret sniper rifle... $1300. .50 caliber round... $3.75. Shooting a worthless cocky insurgent in the heart... PRICELESS!!!!! I GUESS THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT MONEY CANT BUY.
violentouston [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 3:42pm
I definitely thought the guy in the blue #12 football jersey would get it. Derka derka fashion!
SUiCiDALHATE [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:02pm
Terrorist's Shooting Randomly = BAD
Randomly Shooting Terrorist's = GOOD
One lest bastard
triciaplumley [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 10:06pm
don't mess with them American soldiers Rasheed....rofl! He got what he deserved. To bad the aim was off and they didn't hit his head.
fresnodoggy [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:00pm
celebrating the opening of a new "Subway" sandwich shop near you. And the price oil.
toxicreality [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:35pm
Those are Iraqis, no one knows on which side, but probably they are on the side of coalition, I like how many racists jump to talk about them like if they are terrorists, of course that's what they taught you in your high class educational schools?
In fact in the video, one of them cursed "god" when Hamza got shot, so you guys acting like if they are a religious Muslims and extremists, while they are not even religious and they are cursing god, something even many Christians in the US will consider blasphemous. and that is Iraq.
his quote exactly "shit your god" then someone shouted "HAMZA!!!"
toxicreality [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 11:49pm
I read more of the comments, it will be really easy for me (NOT) to convince more Iraqis to stand with the west, giving all of you educated people, hailing one that is more likely on the side of coalition and even some people praising the sniper..
Some kind of rediclous comment you hear:
1-if not for the west, they won't invent the fire up to now
aside of Babylon, Islamic medieval state , although I strongly disagree with it, was more developed than most of Europe, up to now there are things you still using from them, like the numbers 1,2,3,4,5.. and Algebra , hell even Alcohol is Arabic word. wow ragheads are ignorants, so why you still using their numbers? why not stick to XXXIIIIIVV , wait they are also not your numbers.
epithets will get you nowhere, except more hatred and defeat, beside it is laughable.
so what is raghead, towelhead, what are those terms you think? evidence of your education? No difference from Islamists in this one.
I like how this site says:
"Racism, spam and other trolling will result in permanent ban"
yet 60%-90% of comments on this video are racists, though I don't recommend banning, it is better to educate those "educated" people from the "greatest" country in the world that is proud to fight "the weakest" country in the world, yet still didn't win . (This is not my opinion about greatest, weakest, that's what I read on here)
Marquis de Sade [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 1:55pm
Ummm....actually it was the Hindus who created our current numerical system. The invading Muslims simply stole it from them - like 90% of all Islamic "achievements", the knowledge was actually taken from other sources. Don't get me wrong, there has been a number of great Arabic intellectuals throughout history. However, they have often been suppressed by the ruling Muslims - an example being Ibn al-Haytham (who actually proved that light travelled in straight lines whilst actually in prison!)
billiebionic [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 12:19pm
my lil krishna,40 wives for you anda throne at the right side of god for giving your life in the call of duty .those mean ol americans,no wonder they cant keep their buildings standing up.they snipper when no body said go yet. it ok well get them ,theyll see more boom,kaboom,yes soon as that rughead or douch bag is president
I don't see whats so wrong about laughing at the martial skills of certain "ragheads" groups, and certainly al-quida terrorists in specific. Although granted, this is supposed to be one of "our guys", some of the allies we have, fighting on our side.
As private "Cowboy" from Full Metal Jacket once said...
"I don't know about these allies of ours...I kinda only see 'em comin' the other way...yeah."
The Arab peoples, well... way back even since the Parthian days when Rome was the greatest civilizing light in the world, have NEVER been good fighters. They are, and always have been the hit-and-run type of insurgent, and thats really their only value. Not much bravery or skill necessary in that kind of fighting. All you have to do is set a mine or a booby trap, fire a few shots at the surprised enemy, and run. And of course get a few repetative Allah akbars in there to really turn the stomach of any western viewers... As we so often see.
If the entire Arab population were rendered in a computer wargame the best units you could raise from them would be at best irregular militia.
This video is just one more brief little insight to that fact of life.
stonedtbh!! [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 9:09am
all i can say is hahahahahahaha what a tit all bounceing around alla akbuh bam in the stomach cunt
Interpolation [ban] | Jul 5 08 : 1:35am
These guys have no etiquette. They should be using their right hands only when dealing with firearms.
dani.violentdeath [ban] | Aug 6 08 : 3:23am
Hahaha well deserved. They can't even hold a gun right not to mention shoot it. Just go back to sucking the feces off of each others cocks.
horfvitdown [ban] | Sep 10 08 : 12:48pm
Hahahaha. Yeah, why don't they make automatic weaponry that doesn't get in the way of your dance moves?
GRIM_REAPER_4 [ban] | Aug 2 09 : 9:52pm
they're celebrating the conformation of CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2
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zykron [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:03am
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He knew the true meaning of "get down" when he got shot.