Comments - Celebration Ends When a Soldier Gets Shot in the Gut
category: Shocking | views: 225463 | posted on: 06/30/2008
I hope they weren't celebrating the death of the sniper that obviously isn't dead.
FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:43am
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I believe their form of hip-hop is called "towel rap" 
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I got nothing! However...
I guy walks into his bedroom where his girlfriend is on the bed. He has a sheep under his arm and he says.
"Darling, this is the pig that I have been fucking every time you tell me you have a headache"
Girlfriend says, "Errrm, I think you'll find that is a sheep"
He says" Erm, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"! 
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I got nothing! However...
I guy walks into his bedroom where his girlfriend is on the bed. He has a sheep under his arm and he says.
"Darling, this is the pig that I have been fucking every time you tell me you have a headache"
Girlfriend says, "Errrm, I think you'll find that is a sheep"
He says" Erm, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"!
"I vish to buy sex viz you."
"OK," says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour."
"..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."
"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky."
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees."
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees."
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she
is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has
enough breath to say:
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"
"Ach," says the German .. . . "zat is ze"............." Four-sprung Duck Technique."
spunktubber [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:14am
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Im confused. are they good towel heads or bad towel heads? I need a news anchor to break it down for me and to tell me how i should feel.
defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:25am
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Towel Head is a derogatory and racist remark like any other. Not that I wear one or anything.
rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:45am
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Only to you when you get caught and we laugh and call you Camel Fucker...lol.
jackrussel01 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:15am
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he was told the bullets was lead free but they lied he later died of lead poisoning (good)
WIDESCREEN [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:30am
What was up with the dance routine prior to the gun battle. i guess it's just thier way of reliving stress. I thought they did that by just blowing stuff up.
small balls [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:40am
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Towel Head is a derogatory and racist remark like any other.
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:44am
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Yeah, you shouldn't just walk up over a hill without proper technique in a war zone. This video is an example of that.
mightyaphrodite [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:55am
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My guess is that the sniper was trying to shoot the CD player to stop that crappy music and hit the soldier in the gut by mistake.
Buster Hymen [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:14am
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Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you
Come on now
Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Everyone around the world
Come on!
Yahoo! It's a celebration
Yahoo!
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
Let's celebrate
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
Baby...
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Come on and celebrate, good times, tonight (Celebrate good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on)
(Let's celebrate)...
Celebrate that bullet in your gut towelhead MF.
Yahoo!
billiebionic [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:16am
poor lil arab got shot. all he wanted to do is make plane go boom .maybe shoot an american soldier or two. but nooooo,,, just walking up th hill to shoot off your m60 can get you owned,whats this world become when you cant fire guns randomly,or blow up planes, its sad so,so,sad .....praise allah
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Pro....anti.....they all look the same through cross-hairs 
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As far as I'm concerned....Islam is Islam, no matter what face is put on it.
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There is a few of mederates roaming the lands...but they are quickly and harshly silenced. And do not have a voice at all.
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---->>4U & Me (Because We Can)
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h.e.pennypacker [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 7:08pm
It takes exceptional talent to come across as as bigoted and ignorant as you, Kaos. You have no clue what religion they are or what side they are fighting for. And I'm no great fan of the Islamic faith but when some 14 year old high school drop out from Cooper Pedy starts telling me how it is to be a moderate muslim, then enough is enough.
Every video on NT has your verbal diarrhoea splattered all over the comments so now that you have your coveted COTD, why dont you give the shite talk a rest? Bonzer.
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Do not for a second try to analyse me. You do not know what I do and do not know. And if you knew even a quarter of what I do then you would change your mind...trust me.
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The 14 yr old comment made me laugh though....I hate the fact that half the time I have to dumb it down for self righteous and un-educated morons who want to come to the defense of people that would slit their throat's in half a second.
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There are millions of "Make love not War' naive souls on this earth that continue to contribute to the debacle that is genocidal ideology. You would prefer to let your own people die in order to protect the enemy.
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I may come off over-enthusiastic regarding this topic....but rest assure that I am not talking out my ass. The more I learn the more hate is spawned. And I am not a isolated case either. If I was, then the topic would have been laid to rest many centuries ago.
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If your wisdom is of such greatness and holds much intellectual integrity...then you tell me what we are to do to solve this "Them verse us" war that has been continuing since the dawn of time. Maybe you could enlighten us with a way to solve this problem that millions like you have already tried and failed using diplomatic reasonings and/or UN implemented sanctions.
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Yes Hate Begets Hate......but extreme ideology that leaves no room for peace and unity is never a peace making process winner. We are not the problem. Disillusionment is not a good mask to wear mate.
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-->>4U for using the word Bonzer.....I have not heard that word since the last idiot that spurted it out.
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h.e.pennypacker [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 3:48am
So many words and yet so little substance, it looks like the request to tone down the verbal diarrhoea fell on deaf ears. The problem is this: your posts dont make any sense. You may have gone to the trouble of running them through a spell checker but maybe you should hold off until someone invents a Joining Big Words Together So That They Make Sense converter. If I may make a suggestion: Why dont you rewrite this post and leave out all the words and phrases that you clearly dont understand and maybe we can figure out what your point is. Sweet as.
Respect!
dcrepublican [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 8:31pm
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Kaos2008, I like this dude! An educated and informed realist!
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 5:43am
Seems to me that he knew there was someone out there..... maybe if her crouched on that snaddune then start to shoot and done what every other smart mother fucker would have done. COD4 style
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zykron [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:03am
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He knew the true meaning of "get down" when he got shot.