Celebration Ends When a Soldier Gets Shot in the Gut
category: Shocking | views: 273553 | posted on: 06/30/2008
I hope they weren't celebrating the death of the sniper that obviously isn't dead.
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Sushi69 on Jun 30 08 : 6:06am wrote:
I got nothing! However...
I guy walks into his bedroom where his girlfriend is on the bed. He has a sheep under his arm and he says.
"Darling, this is the pig that I have been fucking every time you tell me you have a headache"
Girlfriend says, "Errrm, I think you'll find that is a sheep"
He says" Erm, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"!
A German guy approaches a prostitute. I got nothing! However...
I guy walks into his bedroom where his girlfriend is on the bed. He has a sheep under his arm and he says.
"Darling, this is the pig that I have been fucking every time you tell me you have a headache"
Girlfriend says, "Errrm, I think you'll find that is a sheep"
He says" Erm, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"!
"I vish to buy sex viz you."
"OK," says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour."
"..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."
"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky."
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees."
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees."
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she
is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has
enough breath to say:
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"
"Ach," says the German .. . . "zat is ze"............." Four-sprung Duck Technique."
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Sushi69 [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 4:06am
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I got nothing! However...

I guy walks into his bedroom where his girlfriend is on the bed. He has a sheep under his arm and he says.
"Darling, this is the pig that I have been fucking every time you tell me you have a headache"
Girlfriend says, "Errrm, I think you'll find that is a sheep"
He says" Erm, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"!