At least he had a "crack" at it.
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But he found it was not as cracked up as they said it would be....or was it?
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The "dude are you alright" always gets me....what the fuck do you think man, you were there, you saw it.
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he gives great head.

While listening to "headbanger" music
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Coconut milk anyone?

perferated arachnid cva
if hes lucky

Some people laugh at Tony Hawk for always wearing a helmet, but atleast he can remember his own name/

lol..........
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I nEvva wor a helmat and i terned owt alrite.
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God dude are you alright? 'No' No shit! Did you hear that?

At least he can be comfortable in the fact he is "cool" for not wearing a helmet.

Helmets decrease the quality and watchability of the videos.

^^NT's New Logo^^
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Since I can't think of anything funny, I'll explain Scotts joke. He was close to becoming a vegatable.

Nearly made it mate,
have another go,
you will get it for sure next time,
You just need more speed
and more air,
dont worry about your brain,
you have ten fingers!!!!!

OH SNAP........
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Gravity - 1
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Retard - 0

AWWWWW POOR KID.....
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Not really.Wear a helmet moron jeez...

gotta love the sound of head meeting concrete

followed by that metal taste ,mmmmm

liitle harder he would have been a cabbage!!!!!!

^little harder he would have turned his brain in to a full salad

Where are all the tough guys!? We're going to lose todays battle!
Random Objects - 4
Humans - 1

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... ......................... .. his IQ is less then mine now

At least, unlike us keyboard-bound losers, he had the sensation of ultimate freedom for a split second.
(Before spending the rest of his life on a ventilator.)

Q: Why don't female skateboarders take after their boyfriends?
A: Because they need a helmet to get banged.

Ahaha that was hilariou- oh wait, actually it was irrelevant because this guy is an inline skater, not a skateboarder. Sorry.

That was cool Wanna try that again for us???.............what do you mean 'Fuck off?'

skateboarders,skateboarde rs,skateboarders,skateboa rders,skateboarders,skate boarders,skateboarders,sk ateboarders,skateboarders ,skateboarders,skateboard ers, i,m tired of skateboarders

I cracked up watching him crack his skull.

His Crack dealer gave him a raw deal this time.
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I'd ask for my money back.
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die, inline skater, die

For a face plant 2/10 great technique, shame about the landing didn't qet the full turn required for a face landing...nice try though

I never had to do a skateboard trick to know that concrete is harder than my head.

yes i am a cracker

and if he landed it, the trick would've been pointless.

i went to da doctor years ago, havin "pains" - doc sez, "You have cancer and yer gonna die" -
I SEZ, HEY - I WANNA SECOND OPINION !
he sez - ok - yer ugly too

...hhee'llll bbee sseeeeiinngg ddoouubbllee ffoorr aa wwhhiillee

YOU CLOULD HAVE LICKED THE LIPS OF GOD BUT YOU CHOSE THE PAVEMENT!!!

Horrible? Is this site getting pussyfied lately? I don't know but I smell clams around here

lol His head made a hollow sound like a coconut husk when it hit the pavement.

Yeah, I noticed that too...but I thought I also heard that sound a marble makes when it's being swished around inside a plastic hollow ball.

egg broken

Penny for your thoughts, all over the ground.

Helmets are for sissies. All the cool kids have brain damage!

I was wondernig what the formula for brain damage was..

lol it makes me smile when ppl think they're either too cool or too good for helmets and then gravity and pavement doubleteam them like this. Ah thats justice

why would he do that to the pavement?
poor pavement
I suppose it came off better in the end though..

lawl i love skaters