Driving to work this morning on the M1 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn my frank and beans, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my
mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Fucking Women Drivers!!!!!!!

I see a similar thing on the M45 on sunday...fat bitch in a BMW X5 Putting her face on....she was ugly as sin too.
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I say take their licence away and force them into Advanced driving school...clearly they need it

Fucking brilliant! I thought that I was the only one who steered with their knees whilst eating and drinking!

That's funny, just about 8 hours later I was driving down a lane in my Ford Pinto cooking pancakes with my portable pancake cooker whilst watching the latest Simpsons episodes on my portable dvd player, when I noticed the woman in a BMW pull up beside me removing makeup, she was so godamn ugly that I dropped my electric shaver which I was using to trim my pubic region at the time into my pancake cooker which discharged and exploded in front of my favorite Simpsons episode

No prizes for second place.
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I gave you a thumbs up for your multi-tasking though...us guys aren't too good at that in the first place are we.
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& ---->>4U.
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And don't shake your head to that...stop it...stop it...stop it.
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Gee thanks your thumbs up might win me the COTD

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i hate women.