Comments - Idiot Midget Makes the Mistake of Trying to Fight
category: Funny | views: 74072 | posted on: 06/28/2008
Fighting a midget is like fighting an 8 year old with hairy balls. It's just weird.
OK, you have to be pretty pathetic to fuck Vern Troyer, especially if you're hot and thin. Either that or fucked up on like 4 drugs at once.
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I saw Vern on Carson Daily yesterday (and yes I hate that show too) and he completely biffed the end of the interview, it was funny.
bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:33am
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Hell Yeah.. I was lookin at her the whole time.. waiting for her to pull her skirt up and start fingering her sweet drunken pussy until she exploded into orgasm all her hand and start licking it off.. mmmmmm oh god yeah... so fuckin sweet....
oh .... sorry... yeah the was cute
oliverlamb08 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:28am
+1
i can see that wee fucker ass rapin him in his sleep one day.
paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 9:51am
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good stuff , 
i wonder where they sell midgets , i like to have a couple of em to do some work around the farm.
squidjuice [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:52am
Don't fuck with this little person. He represents the lollipop guild! (and he'd like to welcome you to Ass-kicked land)
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:02am
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I patiently await the day a 4 yr old walks up to a midget and obliterates him to shit. I would laugh, and you probably would to... then me and you could meet for coffee and later i might cum in your shoe.
ohiostatebig10 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:10am
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Yes! hillarious 
hahahaha! What I liked the best was after the spin he just puts him under his knee and the lepricon is squirming to get free. Funny ass shit!! 
jackrussel01 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:22am
they wasnt fighting he practiceing his technique for the hammer throw
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L M F A O!!!!! I watched that over & over & over & laughed harder each time. I'm at work so people came over to see what the hell was so funny & I showed them, now I have a group of peole behind me cracking up & watching me type this! O.K., show's over get the hell out of my office!
i hate white people [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 8:16am
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that was like steve o and weeman combined into one...
ResidentAsylum [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 7:51am
That ain't how you dwarf-toss... you gotta follow through with the swing, and LEGGO!!!
defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 9:21am
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This almost instantly became one of my favorite videos on here. Ha! Ha! Midgets are awesome. Especially when hot blonde's sit on their faces.
rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:37am
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I think he should have taken him for a ride in the car and threw him in front of a running dog. God I hate fucking midgets and the only reason God put them on earth was to smell my farts.
CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:32am
OOMPA... OOMPA ....OOMPADI-DO .....I HAVE A LITTLE STORY FOR U.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU..........
(were the fuck can i find me one of those chocolate loving midgets)
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:37am
+1
...you gotta believe the little peeps get smashed on just a beer or two
CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:37am
OOMPA... OOMPA ....OOMPADI-DO .....I HAVE A LITTLE STORY FOR U.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU...........
(were the fuck can i find me one of those chocolate loving midgets)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^
BAD FORM REDNECK.. BAD FORM....
monchichi025 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:46am
hey the hot blonde trying to console him with her big boobs made up for the humiliation of being swung around.
oliverlamb08 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 12:08pm
you do realize that midgets are like grey hairs!! you kick 7 shades of shit out of 1 of them, and seven show up in his place!! yes!!! i do speak from experience 
oliverlamb08 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 12:19pm
+1
IS that the dude from little people big world? Another DUI for him.
yourhydrobud [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 1:23pm
+1
Seams like 90% of all midgets act like this. But I guess when you're smaller then a 6 year old you have a grudge against the world.
tyroneshoelaces [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 2:34pm
+1
I'm so sick of midget jokes and cruelty to midgets like this. They have enough problems without people trying to take their lucky charms all the time.
FearLess035 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 3:09pm
I swear to God.. I´ve never laughed so hard that I´d wet myself... This time I did!!!
EverythingToxicUSA [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 3:17pm
He might have had a decent chance if the other 6 dwarfs would have jumped in to help.
double stroke [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 3:40pm
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i caught you , you little tard, now wheres my pot o' gold?
indyman911 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:29pm
+2
I once had a female midgit walk up to me and tell me my hair smelled nice
indyman911 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:36pm
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I asked her if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz and she said, no, but I have been swung around by the tits
That's racist....leave the poor little Irish Lepracorn alone.
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Change the saying "Not enough room to swing a cat" to "Not enough room to swing a midget".
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What the hell was the little dude thinking......what ever it was, I don't think it turned out the way he had it planned in his head.
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What's the diffierence between St. Patricks Day and Martin Luther King Day?
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On St. Patricks Day, everyone wants to be Irish
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Take it easy, it's just a joke
SEE YA !!!
Masterdebater [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 6:24am
The guy with long hair just wants his pot of gold... It's only fair... 
Boobs R Good [ban] | Jun 30 08 : 9:49pm
+1
Well what did they expect?
Id get pissed if kids were always after my lucky charms too.
toxicreality [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 12:10am
Doesn't he look like the one in American Pie - band camp? but seems he got nuts and sent to a sanitary ?
CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Jul 2 08 : 9:51pm
hahahahaha, thats was funny, but aint a fight supposed to be one on one, not one on half 
PrinceValium [ban] | Jul 6 08 : 7:56am
+3
That "vertically challenged" dude shouldnt of spit in his face. That calls for an automatic beatdown no matter who you are. Last week a baby spit up on me and i headbutted him just cuz its the rule!
KillForCandy [ban] | Jul 18 08 : 3:36pm
I heard the Munchkin say "Im not HAPPY" Well I was Sort of Wondering which one Was He then?
That "vertically challenged" dude shouldnt of spit in his face. That calls for an automatic beatdown no matter who you are. Last week a baby spit up on me and i headbutted him just cuz its the rule!
pontiacfirebird1997 [ban] | Apr 15 09 : 5:50pm
Thiss midget must be feeling really low after this vid!
cuenasty82 [ban] | Jul 21 09 : 9:38pm
THAT LITTLE ASS HOLE HAHAHA HE GOT WUT HE DESERVED LUCKELY THE BIG GUY TOOK IT EASY ON HIM LIL DIP SHIT
vG ToXiiC x [ban] | Aug 19 09 : 6:59am
Lmao imagine what would happen if the big guy went full out on him lmao
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liacon [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:06am
+8
Hey if any one hasn't seen that Verne Troyer
"Mini-me" sex tape that is on the internet, take my advice, don't.
A quick discription:
It looks like a cute skinny chick giving birth