Russian Man Jumps to his Death in Front of his Rescuers

He obviously thought it was a race to see who could get to the ground first.....but didnt live to see his results

what a cunt - if your going to kill yourself - do it out in the woods or something - NOT somewhere where you will traumatise others.
selfish bastard

somtimes hard to find a tall building in the woods

Good point.
Insert - [ take a weapon/rope or find a cliff in said woods].

Shoulda used a gun....over and done with in a split second

He traded his gun for vodka.

or a ferris wheel

COTD.....awesome comment!!!!

Praise ALLAH,all western cunts shuld follow thi bastard

I always wanted a jumper to wear a helmet cam, that way we could all see the suicide from first person view. Now that would be cool.

I always wanted a jumper to wear a helmet cam, that way we could all see the suicide from first person view. Now that would be cool.

yeah, but how do one solve the problem of recording the impact. seeing something come straight at you while hearing loud screams is as fun as laying down on the railroad track, watching the chocho coming straight at you. we want to see the gore, the aftermath, see the body bounce back up before it lands in an unusually twisted heap. preferably through the lense of a high speed camera, so we can enjoy the slo mo. we need a camera man at the ground, a very nimble one. cause we want to get close, but not so close that we kill the camera man. or even worse, ruin the camera.

lol

WTF?! Dude your browser is stuck on "double post" mode.

well beside that ...
think of the poor bastard thats gotta clean that shit up.

its raining russian man

and that, biys and girls, is how you turn a white russian into a bloody mary

When you've gotta go you've gotta go!

poor man ......................... ......................... ........russian balconys are very small

Would it kill some of these suicidal pricks to attach a cam somewhere on their person? It'd sure make the video more interesting.

This was the boyfriend of the girl that jumped yesterday!
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I'm Paul Harvy, and now you know the rest of the story.
Good day

Damn you I was gonna say.
He thought the girl from yesterday was still down..

Ya beat me to it sir!

what we need here is a good contact with floor shot
suicide cam is the way foward

He didn't want to disappoint his fans for his one and only performance.

he decided to take the fast way down oops bad choice i guess

The crowd applaused when he jump..maybe it was a great summersault with 2 back flip and a perfect contact with the asphalt...i cannot say from my point of view but....

Russia got owned anyway. I suspect this was after the third goal.

Another russian jumps from a building. They really must hate those buildings

Sounded like a football match there at the end!!

"Look Mama I'm a bird!"

Maybe he thought he was an Ostrich.

Apartment for rent. Nice view, fully furnished, parking in back, landing in front, easy access to the street, new sidewalk.

could have jumped to the rescuer and grabbed him in a head lock

Looks like the local tourist industry also hit a breaking point.

In other news, a man who was very distraught and upset because of the secret double life he was living as a fucking faggot, decided to commit suicide by leaping from the window of a building today. We uncovered some sources that say that for years he was living with the guilt and shame of having been molested as a child by a notorious pedophile called Mr. Mac. Apparently, it was because of this incident that he lived a life of secrecy, sucking cocks and taking them up the ass as well. Before having leaped to his death a rescuer in a bucket truck tried to save him, but we later discovered that the rescuer was indeed the notorious pedophile Mr. Mac who allegedly was trying to beg for forgiveness and asked him if he would "like to build another bird house". With C.U.N.T. News, I'm Calang, have a great day.

Poor Calang, only +3 so far.

It's more than I had when I woke up this morning.

Quietly, as the rescue team reached out for the man, the rescue officer said 'me and the boys have got 2 to 1 odds saying you'll....you know jump, so come on...jump'.

wow

another flying bottle of Vodka. What a waste of time

he didnt want to hang around any longer

rescurer: ok now u have all the reason in the world to live, now give me the baby.
MAN: im jus out here catchin some air it's cool man.
RESCURER: now now no need to get aggitated i'm here to help you. now let me help you.
MAN: i'm ..i'm not getting aggitated i jus want you to leave me be so i can enjoy the view.
RESCURER: SIR!! SIR!! CALM DOWN!! WE CAN GET THRU THIS...TOGETHER.
MAN: DUDE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
RESCURER: I WILL STAY HERE AS LONG AS IT TAKES!! I AM HERE FOR YOU!!! I AM YOUR FRIEND HERE!
MAN: FUCK THIS!! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!

i wish tthere was a decent video of this....every jump ive seen has been shitty quality...im fucked up i know but i have needs too

Fail.

I think Team Russia needs to do some more training...execution is poor and they do not seem to be able to "stick the landing".I give the dive a five

russian girl suicide and now russian man suicide, sucks too be russian

...this violated procedure, protocol is to use a fire hose

9.5 9.0 9.5 10 9.5

STOP - DROP - AND ROLL, oops - sorry -
wrong emergency