lovin the sound effect

"Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away"
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--Paul Simon

How the hell'd this get up here!
..I liked the sound effect too though.

did he ejaculate

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*taps pilot on shoulder* excuse me sir....i think you may have had a little wind-sheer there, and because you didnt save the aircraft you now owe us $30m, have a nice day sir
*HIDES*

wasted

GTA STYLE LOL!!!

The truth about John Mcain!

I'm surprised you know who that is. As aussies the only Mcain we know is "argh Mcain, you've done it again"

I love American Politics its like Jerry Springer.....all staged and full of dickheads!

They sometimes have good ones, but they usualy get killed, just like the jerry springer guests who speak up

Oh yea....I love Mcain chips!....argh Mcain!

That was the 4th of 5 aircraft that McGrampa destroyed.

in those days, ejector seats needed hight; they were of little use on sea or ground level because the chutes did not deploy in time

And your comment on the vid is??

it isn't a funny or cool vid cause a pilot died there

get the fuck off this site

That just made the video better. Thanks.

Using floor wax to keep the deck from rusting does have it's disadvantages.

Okay, who's the funny guy that greased the deck

That's one way to get rid of the new guy....

Cleetus and Billy Bob realized at that point why a slip and slide on a carrier deck was a bad idea, and wished they hadn't done that.

Now they call it greasing the deck?
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No wonder my Big Macs are always dried out.

looked like fun, till he drowned..

Did he seriously drown? I don't know much about planes or military procedure, but there is entire carrier deck full of service men. There is no protocol invented for a measure like this? People just stand at the edge of the ship looking down and say, "Damn"

OH WOW!!!................... .................it must be those new stealth planes everyone is talking about

Fuckin boy racers!!

shouldnt there be a fence or somthing at the end
be cheaper in the long run

Sick burnout

C'mon folks, it was just another plane ol' boring slip.

he had a nice drift going just befor he plopped in the sea

That was just PLANE funny.

Sploosh!!

The ker-plunk sound made this lame ass vid.

I noticed a striking resemblance to the sound of the turd I let loose earlier. But you don't wanna know about that...

No, no That's cool. After I watched this I had to go shit myself.

Oh... thank you for sharing! I hope it sounded just as healthy as that one. Oh and remember, next time take a minute silence.

Well I wasn't gonna share everything but....When I went to wipe I bought that cheap toilet paper and my damn finger went right trough it and I got some poop under my fingernail. What's sicker then that, is that happened once before and I didn't realize it and later that day I picked my nose. Smelled shit for a week before I knew what had happaned.

Well......Quietly, I don't mind the smell of my own shit....especially the day after Ive eaten steak!

You sick bastard. That fits in the category of TMI!!! We've all been there
brother! ...ok, I haven't but it's fun to pretend. ............

One time I was eating peanuts before a physical and when I went into the doctors office...wait, That's a sick story. I'll tell you all another day.

that did sound like a turd plopping in the toilet

probably the lamest conversation to a lame video but iiit made me shit

its not a slippery deck, it missed the line which it hooks on to and then it went kerplonk!

Too bad it wasn't a rag head

Dam,those spanish signs are everywhere.And you know this country is in trouble when at the food pantry the numbers are called out in spanish not english by the english speaking staff!

LOL...The sound effect at the end is so.. WTF!!!.. Well , im not the kind of man to make jokes about this kind of things so , im sry!

SLIPPERY WHEN WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Words of Wisdom if you ask me!

i want to try that

FUCK ALL THE GOOD COMMENTS ARE TAKEN... ....
EAT BITE FUCK SUCK GOBBLE NIBBLE CHEW.
NIPPLE BOSOM HAIRPIE FINGERFUCK SCREW

DAM IT ROOKIE. I SAID WAX THE PLANES, NOT THE TRACK

I bet all kinds of cool shit went threw his mind as he got closer to the front of the ship. During WWII they wouldn’t even stop to pick you up.

...I'll bet he was thinking about that table top football game and hoping to score a touchdown by hanging over the edge.

4 arresting cables on that deck and this Cougar pilot missed everyone!

That dude fucked up bad.

Sad vid.
AWARD-WINNING SOUND DESIGN

Seen this footage many times. The sound at the end was lame.
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This was a practical joke on the USS Gore...when they were carrying out a FOD (foreign object debris) walk, and some sly bastards put some washing up liquid on the deck.
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Not really......the way you can tell is Who The Fuck Would Name A Carrier After Al Gore.
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YOU RUN,
YOU SLIDE,
YOU HIT THE RAMP AND TAKE A DIVE !!!

It kinda reminded me of Jr. High, killing time between, and during classes playing paper football. My kick.

ice rink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

wow, that is a looooong slide.

weee!!!!

Turns out he can't drift a plane aswell as he thought..

lmao at the plop

Somewhere tom cruise is crying..

:D drifting ..

and just for fun the carrier hits him too

drift score 500 000 000

Thats what happens when you use FIRESTONE tires.