Wait... GUYS practice TKD too?!? Steven Seagal is a bitch, and so is his Hapkido BS.

that roundhouse was sick

ah u no fluc wiv cluck nowwis

Chuck Noris is cool, but can't he do something with that goddamn toupee

I would rather sandpaper a polecats ass in a phone booth than fuck with Chuck Noris

THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT MY FRIEND!!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!! My ribs are still aching!! a 12pack for you bro!!

Bruce Lee would klick his ass.

Godzira would "klick" ALL they asses. So there.

Yeah, but Bruce Lee was a real person. So there.

I would have enjoy it more if the man with the red kimono had a long blonde hair

Also, I was expecting some hadouken's

think twice if you want to rob Apu's minimarket

nt is not a toilet ..

lmao! apu!! lmao!!!

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fuck off

Awesome sweep at the beginning.But I can do better....hand me a broom

karate kid part 8

The kungfu guy makes "Tekken" look easy!

Fights aren't nearly as cool without movie sound effects....Sweet ass kick though.

just get two pencils and bang them togather as you watch,really it works

I tried it and it works! Thanks for that! ..too funny.

^^^funny shit ^^^

i can believe i actually got two pencils, watched the video again and inserted my own sound effect! im a loser! .... ppfffff, like you guys didnt know that already

your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superiour fighting style.

In "street fighter 2" ,Dhalsim sucks

Thank you for the insightful comment
Holy Jesus, you must be a 12yr. old

cant help ya self can u mr cunt-of-the-day

If he doesn't want shit, he shouldn't start shit Same goes to you pal

u put ppl on being 12.. when 2 days ago u were sookin about votes for COTD
grow up u cretin

Piss off. You've been on people's backs enough already.

WOW! combo no 5 with sweat & sour sauce

you get a thumbs up for your avi

Funny that you look like every retard that I have ever seen.

thats cos i use moisturiser

Nice job stealing that avatar...

See what you've done tobby? Now Jhawk906 has 'NO AVATAR'.

while those fancy little spins would score nicely in figure skating.......fedor would tkf-outta these guys with an elbow or two to the cranium!!!
for fedor!!!

Stop using those f*cking cross dissolves, damned

check out the "white" guys kick at 44 secs

whit kicks like thoose, why they don't allow fists to the face...

red guy- "your squatting monkey style is no match for my spinny stick leg technique"
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white guy- "I will honor my master by defeating you"
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Officer from last vid- BANG! BANG! I win!

lol....classic....
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They really looked like two fags dancing ballet.

Aaaah so!

wow !
seriously i prefer look at them who fights with art
while looked fat guys who beat themsleves up with chairs on their faces !!!!!

I guess bruce lee never did die

I will fight both of them at the same time in a!! phone box,

I gotta get me one of them Bathrobe's They look warm....

awesome moves

I never learned how to put on the belt, and so at each session, I had to go see the manager, and he tapped me hard on the side of my face for not figuring it out. He was an asshole.
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I made to a yellow-white striped belt. And I think that sessions were $300 a week back then, in the 90s. What a fucking waste of money.

I learned to defend myself with an M16.

You too? Rock on.

played that card perfectly

as a referee dressing the same as one of the opponants is a bit risky

I've got a sudden urge to play Street Fighter.
Ken vs Ryu anyone?

2nd best head shot today

that was fuckin awesome man!!!!!

I have a black belt and it does a great job of keeping my pants up. By the way Chuck Norris would kick both of their asses just dont tell the guy in the red shirt though he might hurt me.

i only got a purple belt but purple is my favorite color

Yeah well you keep your pretty purple belt on cause I dont want to know what is under there.

I GOT A MANGINA!
IM OLD GREGGGGGG!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=u_hMnT44Etk

fukung brilliant

Hmmm...making TKD black belts easier and easier to get, apparently. Most TKD black belts I know fight like the other guy...

That was pretty amazing.

i'd love to fight in that dojo.

Most bad ass guys in all of Afghanistan, pity everyone else just carrys an ak47.

Stupid much?

karmas a bitch

DAAAAAAAAAAMN!

This aint a scene! Its a foot race!

that guy is bad ass

"Smell it! ... Smell it! ... TAKE IT!"

Best avatar ever!

Hey guys, you really hurt my feelings, because I put all my efforts trying to be funny like you all, but no one never gives me pinkies, so I'm sad, but I admire you a lot anyway, and this is for Calang and all the people there, they know who they are

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that was a nice cro cop kick to the head

oh my god i love the reflex and skill of the guy in red... not the guy u want a fight with:P

i seen plenty of counter punch KO's..but that counter kick was awesome

Chuck Norris would kick both their asses. Chuck doesn't read books, he just stares them down til he gets the information he want

The Boogieman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

steven seagal??????? have you not seen chuck norris?

Seems like the terrorist douchebags that run this site are trying to induce my PTSD. Why can't we watch more videos of American flags, people beating the fuck out of the homeless and illegal immigrants trying to climb over really high walls, and then falling down.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll punch you in the pussy like I did to Hillary.

Agreed and agreed Bro. I have been a Steven Seagal, (or 'Take Sensei'), fan since my youth and seen heaps of footage of him not in movies but in tournaments, in his dojos and even some from when he was chief instructor at the Aikido Tenshin Dojo in the city of Osaka, Japan. In the 70's, he was the first foreigner to open a martial arts school in Japan. He is an Aikido-master - 7th Dan & master of kendo and would be worthy opponent for any man from any style of martial arts. He does not have to worry about that though as he has already been classified by His Holiness Penor Rinpoche, as a tulku, the reincarnation of a Buddhist Lama....so life is sweet for him I guess.
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I say....Get Seagal in the UFC Octagon.
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Celebrity Movie Actors, Martial Arts 'Contender'.
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That would both be awesome.
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Jackie Chan asked Seagal to be a main character in Rush Hour 3...but he turned it down.....They are good and close friends though.
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The kick actually just grazed him, last night's 12" bean burrito on the other hand...

(Shakes head)

I find the ...Nutsacknewearings kick works well

In the words of Carl Douglas: 'Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, Those kids were fast as lightening, In fact it was a little bit frightening!'

Recommended Steven Seagal flick is Out For Justice

2 words .....CHUCK NORRIS
He would own these bitches

Where the hell is this anyway? Kabul? Didn't know it was such a popular thing in that area.
I know martial arts too. They call me Bruise Knee

im a black belt in couchsido...

GARBAGE.. THE KARATE KID COULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING.. BESIDES THAT THE VID EDITING WAS GARBAGE.

u gotta respect the japanese they know the way of the samurai!!

Mmm. that guy didn't look quite Japanese to me.
And yeah, I hope that whoever edited this video dies a very painful death.

looked like kyukoshin karate to me, or at least fighting under the same rules

I know karate, judo, and twelve other Japanese words

FUCKING SICK!!!love it!hes got that kciking koockout dooooooown!

o my god one of the gayest fights ever recorded. this shits garbage, it would never work in a "real" fight. they would get taken down with ease and ground and pounded until they were retarded. or submitted

i was expecting the guy in red to be a suicide bomber

When I see things in double,
with no cry, blood, or shoes apart at the end of the video,
It means that I have to go to bed.
Have a nice sleep you NT addicts...

lame

Lame?
Are you talking about my comment or about the video?
Tell me (I am sincere) : what does it mean?
I know about trolling, this is what I am doing.
But tell me: "Lame" is just "Null" or is it sometinhg else?

Lame sauce, null, dull, sleeper all pertain to this VID

The little engine that couldn't

That was awesome Kung fu style.
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Counter kicks alway annihilate.
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It would be good to see the unedited version.
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steven seagal, more like chuck norris fool

My vast martial arts experience qualifies me to make sound judgments on style and execution of technique.
So when I say that last counter kick kicked arse you better believe it!
Oh by the way last week I made it to white belt yellow tip Yerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allah Akbar Mother Fucker!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't vote John McCain.

Look at the last frame of the video.
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It's actually Tom Cruise with a KatieHolmesPub Goatee....

Boom! headshot! Anyway, Thats the mirror technique, he mirrored his oponenents attack.

so fucking sick.

Chuck Norris would sneeze both of them to death...

Awesome. That move is the ancient "You miss me and let me show you how its done" move.

or like this maybe

chuck would infect them both through 'garry" because he is soooooooo GAY

can't touch this....... who's gay.....

This how Martial Arts should be fought. None of that happy-slappy stuff!!!!

Cool fight, but their spines would disintegrate at the hands of Steven Seagal.
And Steven Seagal spines would disintegrate at the hands of Chuck Norris

Owned!

the loser was sacrificed in the name of allah, well actually, both of them were since they were not using the sacred camel hump fighting style.

way to go Zohan

thi kung fu masters name is Ehsan Shafiq and hes the best KF master ever!!

MY SIPHO SAID THAT MAN WAS FOOLISH!

f that chuck norris would kick every bodys ass with a single round house kick to the face

Chuck Norris could kick his ass just by batting him with his eyelashes.

Or his wrinkles

chuck is soooooo gay

pretty cool , thats why i carry a gun

wow, first time I see real life kung fu.. gotta say, its freakin sweet!
unless you're the one getting your ass kicked of course..

It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!
'Steada treated,
We get tricked!
'Steada kisses
He got kicked! (and knoked the fuck out!!)
ohh you'll be ok cant say the same about your pride but thats a different story.

No Mortal Kombat theme WTF ??!?!?!?!?

o mestre dos mestres , bruce lee acabaria com os tres com um golpe só !!!
mas o vide em si é bom !!

those guys are fucken awesome

HAY UN GRAN ERROR EN EL TITULO DEL VIDEO, EL DE BLANCO NO ES PRACTICANTE DE TAEKWONDO, EL TRAJE QUE TIENE PUESTO DE DE KATARE NO ES EL TRAJE DE TAEKWONDO EN NINGUNA DE SUS ESCUELAS YA SEA WTF O ITF NI SUS TECNICAS SON DE TAEKWONDO, VALGA LA ACLARACION...

enough with the fading

And Steven Seagal spines would disintegrate at the hands of Chuck Norris[/quote]I think not.

That was beautiful

No, that was FUCKING beautiful..

and thats why chinese kung fu is better than japanese karate

it's taekwondo from korea not karate from japan

ping-shaui!

NICE KICKER REAL NICE

that last kick was sweeeet!

so nice so nice he got owned

fuck sick .....cooooool

nice!

That was well executed, especially the sweep kick.

RIGHT ON THE BUTTON

hahaha i love things like this. only thing that wouldve been better is if it was a street fight and there werent rules

bruce woulda been proud of that one

All East Asian martial arts come from China. Even the idea and practice of Akido is directly taken from Shao-Lin Chin Na (Capture and Control).

nice skills