That's what you get for hiding the basketball up your T-shirt

Did he just spit on him at the end? Holy hell, tubs MGee got worked.

Being shirtless in these fights just means you can fight on the grass, but then when you roll over on the blacktop, it really hurts. He's not very bright.

so thats how owen wilson got that fukd up nose

fuck with me and i will beat the cake, burgers, chips, and dumplings out of you

Skinny Dude 1, Fat Boy 0...All we have to do is stand them side by side and they'll form the #10..

Hey Calang were gonna need a C.U.N.T. report on this one...

I'm more than happy to oblige. Reports of this incident are foggy due to the lack of audio, but our investigation discovered that Butterbean Jr. unlike his dad cannot fight for crap. Witnesses inform us that the fighting began as a result of a pizza party in school. Apparently Butterbean Jr., or "Buttface" as his "friends" call him, waited until his classmate, which sources tell us is Joan River's illegitimate son, went to the restroom. In his absence allegedly ate the last slice of pizza which was on his desk. Witnesses say that JRIS (Joan River's illegitimate son) called Buttface a "fucking shit" and threatened to get him after school. JRIS made good on his threat this afternoon and beat the crap out of Buttface in the basketball courts where allegedly Buttface was attempting to reward his own free throws by consuming Twinkies. Some of JRIS's friends stood around in case Buttface got the better of him. Unfortunately Buttface went down like a cheap hooker on prom night. After the beating sources tell us that Buttface just layed there wondering what was on the menu for dinner that evening. Stay tuned to C.U.N.T. News for more on this fat burning story. I'm Calang, have a great day.

this just in....you suck

Your mother what??? On her elbows???

Kaos is right. lets hug it out.....but can you tell me what my mother does on her elbows?

White people?

Your actually not gaining anything for putting shit on a regular NTers.
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No-one becomes a C.U.N.T by acting like one.
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Please don't put shit on someone that is creating laughter. Post funny comments and you will be respected and liked more and your time here will be better.
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You are a funny dude when you try to be....but you can also be a follower of other trolls.
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Anyways, give Calang a go mate...and if you actually read the whole comment instead of scrolling through them, then you will see how funny the C.U.N.T news reports are.
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----->>4U Bro.
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Careful you don't fall dude. It's one hell of a drop from your high horse.

So your trolling my comments now huh,
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I don't remember advertising for one in the papers.
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I don't actually know what your problem is dude, and I don't really care, but I have never called you out on anything so I don't understand your stupid hostility.
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And the fact that you are trying to use a combination of gif. characters as an entry to a fight is petty.
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Grow up dude.
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Are you THAT bored?
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Yes I am.
I'm simply requesting that you stop ending every quote with:

You do post some funny shit, but the lame "signature" that you always post just spoils every message that you leave.

There is many things that users should be pulled up for and told to stop.
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9 little gif. characters is not one of them.
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Just you do your stuff and I'll do mine dude.
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I am not insulting anyone with my "signature"...I do it for my own reasons.
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Don't be lame and have a fight with a fellow NT user over something like this.
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There is not enough time in the day to sit here and complain about the way people write...everyone has their own style and should not be condemned for it though.
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Plus it is like a habit for me now....I'm addicted to the gif's or some shit like that.
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Kaos my man, some people just get hung up on the most stupidest, insignificant, trivial, nonsensical, shit. It's fucking unbelievable. If they aren't attacking my news reports, your signature, pume's strumming, umb's multi accounts, Shrek's line of duty, cucarachito's Spanish, Tobby's lack of intelligence (sorry Tobby you know I like you, here's some candy, run along now) Liacon's bitching, Lauging Gravy's immense collection of medals, Scotty2Hotty's dreds, Sushi's dance (or whatever the fuck you call that move), Diz's avi, Nico's smoking, 8039's observations, Frayedend's licking, Indyman's snapping, Benis's penis, etc. etc., they have no life! Sometimes it's easy to ignore shitheads like this, but sometimes you gotta whoop some ass. Regardless, and to quote my good friend Liacon, if you want to be a C.U.N.T. you need to stop acting like a pussy. If anyone's offended by this comment dial 1-800-growthefuckup, that number again is 1-800-growthefuckup, operators are standing by.

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Now you're being an asshole.

cucarachito to the rescue (insert favorite superhero theme song here)

Theme from "Greatest American Hero".

cucarachito to the rescue (insert favorite superhero theme song here)

i said lets hug it out. im gonna be here for a while...aight?

You left me out you prick!

me too.

Hey I said etc., etc. That's one for each of you. Now continue building your sand castles, and don't eat the sand.

I didn't leave you out cunt, I just didn't feel like writing any long names, like ItsAllGoodInTheHood, Talltee19, Killerdude, voluntary_amputation, secret_squirrel, dirty_bertie_from_number_ 30, necramonium, DrivingxAndxCrying, paintedhorse, and highroller74, etc. etc. Granted I could have condensed some of those but I didn't fucking feel like it. Nevertheless, if it's any consolation to you my dear dear friend, you can rest assured with the notion that you are forever embedded in my little noble heart. Now get the fuck out my face.

You mentioned me . I don't hate you anymore.

*sings* why can't we be friends..why can't we be friends

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WTF? Are you 12?
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I had no dog in this fight but now I label you a prick. Are you huffing and puffing, hovering over your keyboard saying "I'll get him, I got smilies too!"
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Grow the fuck up

He's an asshole, plain and simple.

DAAAAAAAAAAYAM.
Are those for me?
It is my birthday, after all.

Happy birthday Pume, here's some extras for good measure.

Thanks, ole buddy but it's not really me burfday. I was a Winter baby. No pool parties. But the ski parties were really cool! ...I'll still take those beers if you don't mind, kind sir. ...Here, I'll leave one behind for you.

I would break your fingers but I'm enjoying the music. Thanks for giving me back one of my beers. And just like the boy who cried wolf, when it's really your birthday, I'm not going to believe you. Unless you present your birth certificate along with two pieces of ID, and a letter signed by Epstein's mother.

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One line of smilies vs your several rants of 50 lines of smilies? Which is more irratiing?

Your the only one out of a hundred people complaining about it. If it bothers you so much go somewhere else.

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I'll guess.
When you are being a dick and posting them to be a dick?
Do you really think ranting and raving about this issue is really going to change anything? Even if you win this pointless debate, you are still retarded.

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Okay Francis, you win.

Maybe not

antidisestablishmentarian ism!

Cyclohexacyclopentadienyl
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Fuck, I forgot a lot of my inorganic chemistry.

He didn't win....I just sat back and watched him discredit himself.
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You cannot try to use logic against ignorant assholes that claim they are 22 but act 12.
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I really don't see what is wrong with my last bit of each comment. It's not like I am slandering, abusing, coercing, inciting, caling out or anything else violent against others unless they provoke it and the fact that I did nothing to start this then that just makes me laugh at the stupidity of this person...they truly have a sad and pathetic life I they act even half as bad as they do here.
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Let's at least acknowledge- haters can give one so much attention that they actually measure a level of 'fanbase'. the haters themselves are fans too- look how much effort you're giving. They might as well be XOXOs all the way down. ........ now for my particular exit face-

You know what Truone you're right. Fuck these two assholes. It's probabbly the same bitch with different accounts. More than likely that fucking asshole "Fingermybutthole" character.

I'm 'bout to type dat supercalifragi..word up in here just to break this bitch again.

Are you classing me as these two assholes you talk of Calang?!?
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! You see how shit gets churned up here? Let me clarify this for you my dear dear friend the two assholes I vehemently speak of are none other than those "i hate white people" and "Nicklo2k" characters, whom I believe are one and the same, probably by-products of that "fingermybutthole" guy, if I'm not mistaken. You amigo, I have no issues with whatsoever. Incidentally, I admire the way you comport yourself, and the comments you post.

Sorry dude...I'm just here for a sec as I have to go back to work soon and I was just scrolling through the comments. I'm heaps tired so please forgive me for if I have misconstrued what you said.
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Why the hell do you bother You really can't please everyone. have a beer and don't bother

Don't just stand there, get that man a burger! When you're that out of shape, you really should just stick to eating.

That weeble wobbled AND fell down

You know what usually helps fat people after they've just been hurt? anorexia.

I don't care what you say, shorts ARE stylish.

anther rodeo vid

this one made me even "hornier" than the last

would have had a totally different outcome had the fat kid landed on top.

I thought the same thing and actually i was sort of hopeing he would have..kind of feel sorry for the kid laying and nobody comes to check on him..

Give him a Twinkie, he'll feel a lot better.

People people it's time to stop all this fighting and come together as one. We must unite and vote me as your next president.
Than after the election, it will be business as usual. Tax and spend. Why cut pork when I can
take money from hard working Americans and
waste it on Pork projects.
And for those of you who are apprehensive about voting for me, it's time you made up for that whole slavery thing. It's only been 150 years afterall.
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I appreciate your support.

Exactly...It has been 150 years. Bringing up the past only usually makes it repeat itself.
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I honestly think that you may bring America together...but you will try to rip the world apart.
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That's just my take on it and I am glad I do not have to vote there.
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Good Luck America....Hope It All Goes Well For Ya's (I am not saying that sarcastically either).
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If you won't salute the Flag of this country, then you don't deserve to lead it. I would vote for the tic tac toe playing chicken before I would vote for you!
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And about slavery, NOBODY THAT OWNED OR WAS A SLAVE IS STILL ALIVE!! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!!

i missed something somewhere,whats this of someone not wanting to salute the flag? is it this obama guy? and if so,why wouldnt he? i honestly dont know so its an honest question,im not being sarcastic or anything... if so that is soooo fucked up! most self-contradicting! i agree with your comment.

That was Tobby when he had hair.Sorry to see your ass whooped and for the chemo.

whats the point of being big if u cant even knock someone over

Fat Dude should of Body slammed him.
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Pancakes don't fight back.
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In case this video didn't remove all doubt, it's NOT a good thing to be on the bottom when in a fight... also, it's not good to be a 300-lb. tub of lard. Just... anytime.

Saddest part is fat dudes don't even get sympathy pussy, just what's for dinner that night

im trying to think of a fatty and skiny gag any helpers

I use this one all the time! It works great for skinny girls, the fat ones not so much
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"For the last time, It's not a gumball, quit trying to eat it bitch!

An oldie:
Fatty and skinny laying in bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

He was licking a melted Now & Later off the pavement.

Hilarious

if a fat kid falls in the burbs' does it make a sound?

There is a new way to fight, roll over and kiss the asphalt and wait to get curbed. Or maybe he just caught the smell of a baked pie coolingin the window. Oh yea and I'm sure everyone remembers the Kanye quote "George Bush hates black people", well here is the new one. Barack Hussein Obama‏ hates white people.

they charged the court to take him down. he should've held on.

Ground and pound. Get a whale on its back and its fucked.

Think he took his pizza?

big boy needs a Gravy I.V.

with no audio, maybe the clip could've been cut after the fight was over.

owen wilson really has hit an all time low!!

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yeah, why he go beating up on rush limbaugh for?

It's nice to see that guy that played the asshole in every 80's movie is getting some work again.

c'mon, leave the fat ppl alone
they can hardly move, not very impressive to beat on them....
....unless its Butterface
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/12121108...in_an _MMA_Match

hey fat boy...ya hungry? How 'bout a nice face full of fist...

Looks like Chunk and Sloth's relationship went to shit.

DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST - tommorrow has
been cancelled

he pulled a fat-boy death hug,
and the other kid pulled a "im a skinny mother fucker so i can just slip out of fat-boy death hugs" move.
i counted like 20 spaghetti string punches to the face.

I have fallen and I can't get up.

thatll teach him not to eat the last piece of pizza

FIGHTING OBESITY
that was his motive

This fight reminds me The Undertaker vs Yokozuna

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ............

Your wife during sex??

all of that could have been avoided had fatboy done the truffle shuffle like they had asked.....

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Fatty and skinny where in the bed, fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Fatty should have rolled...better luck next time chunky.

what a pussy - holding someone down while you hit them

The Fat and the Furious

LOL!!!! Avatar and then username
I know of a PMS'ing chap up there on the page who could use your rent-a-cock service

i gotta make a beerrun - looks like some DICKHEAD used up all the beersmileys
(ya lil'prick)

This is really and advertisment form Jenny Craig

fat boombatty got owned

Why can't it be a tall guy and a fat kid?

fatty didn't land one punch...

now his shit is going to be cheeseburgers with a touch of blood.

Hi I'm a big fat bully who just got his ass handed to him on a plate by one of the older brothers of the kids I bully....well that's my interpretation

If the blonde kid was blocking the door to McDonalds, the fat kid would have won

After getting his ass kicked by John Schneider, Jared said, "I gotta go on a diet..."

at 00:13,did he just tried to eat the guy?

some would call that beatin' the meat

he looked like a beached whale starting from the 1:13 second

I just logged on. See you boys have pushed the margin to the right again. Can hardly wait to see how the shit is being spilled today when reading the comments. Cantwealljustgetalong?

david kicked goliaths ass with style

"No, don't eat me!"

You could almost here the fat in his throat jingle when he cries

what happened to the fat kid after the camera was shut of?

BOOM baba-BOOM baba-BOOM

How HUMANE of them to check to see if he is OK!!

fatty just wanted to sumo wrestle with the guy. haha

I need an ice pack and a candy bar!!!!!!!

The tall guy is so lucky it was him on top, not the fat fuck.

fuukkkkk he took a serious beating then!! i feel sorry for the fat fuck!

what was he doing so far inland?(thats comment recycling from another vid,only i said "he" instead of "she",rather smart i must say....)

Like beatin' a bag of marshmallows

fatty took it bad

lol i wonder what he did so bad to get this pwnage?

He ate all thier pies.

Well..He will probably go home and play call of duty on the x box talk some trash move up a rank and feal better in the morning.

Damnit...
Why did you take it to the ground...
Now the fat kid can't get up..

fat people make me laugh

yo some fucking pigs painted over ms13 tagings some one should tell them to come down here and take revenge.fuck nazis ever other race cool. i hate white people.

hahaahahaah i kno that place i use to go there to tha fights everday its in washington , in springwood ,,uppark haahahahah good memrioes

i hate fat fucks i hate skinny twirps too , i hate bitches that run their mouth black people our slaves,mexicans our maids and gardeners,portoricans smell like cheese,well they are rats gutter style.homos are worthless also ....sad world out there and GODS (white man) is infested with such filthy scum of the earth...

That bit where fatties on the floor and lankey smashing him in the face;
it's the most satisfying sight in the world XD

im gonna teach them a GRAPPLING classes lol

After a minute fatty got winded!

poor tubby