The stairs cushioned his fall.
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Freeze fame: When you go down an icy staircase face first in slow motion and end up on the internet.

i got nothing except its friday and im getting all fukd up tonight yeehaaaarrrrrrrr

he wanted to taste ice from the heavens..

Skis - $300
Ski clothing - $200
Flights - $250
This Video - Priceless

"Sacre bleu. Je suis un Dickhead."

"Presque l'escalier au ciel"
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Translation: Almost the stairway to heaven
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I'm not skiing your point here.

Alright everyone back up and make room. Nothing to ski here.
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That's something you don't ski everyday.
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Skiing is believing
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Monkey, ski, monkey do.
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Sail the seven ski's
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Just you wait and ski, I'll show you.
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If only you could ski what I ski.
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Now lets ski if there is any more from anyone else.
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Slash, I know you rule this area of word twisting. So i'll wait and ski what you say.
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I ski how that would ruin his day.

Step right up folks, and ski the amazing LAME PUN BOY!

Why don't you stop sniffing his dick already. Take one last whiff and end it.

Little to far there. But some were ok.

SKIISUS CHRIST!

oh cool..................... ......................... ...winter special olympics

His name is actually Fellman Railinski.

My apologies, he just corrected me, it's Felman with one "L".

Dip shit.

close but no cigar.

Unlike Jesus, stairs are very real.

Why? If he posts shit puns then i'm going to point them out.

Have you ever re-read the shit the comes out of your mouth. I can admit I am not funny but I still have a go at it.
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Your a retard but will not admit it...even when everyone except your fellow troll boyfriends tell you, you still do not see.
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The blindfold of arragance that covers your eyes also governs your IQ.
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This is the last thing I'll send on this matter and just remember that you won as much as Saddam won the first Gulf War. he was told by all the other scumbags that he won to ....but those in the know knew...just like those here who are retarded like yourself, will sit there and believe that you won...but reality tells us differently....like Saddam...you will be left hanging one day with a broken neck and no friends.
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Good luck with your life dude....You fucking need as much as you can get.
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If you Had a chest full of gif medals or even at least have something funny to say then I will take your advice...but alas, you have none or nothing decent to say so I will bid you a good day maggot.
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STOOPID IS--AS STOOPID DOES
GAWD - I'M AMAZIN 2DAY (most original??)
Angelina Jollies LIPS give me a boner
jess sayin

"Hey, watch this! I saw it in a cartoon once. I really think I can pull it off"

he'll be fine his face broke his the fall

nice try. dum fuck.

he should be awarded a medal for that face plant or a brace

Well. I still give em a 10....it looked cool.

Why is everyone mispelling the word see?

Nice idea...nxt time I'm I need to brake hard on my Motorbike will chuck myself over the handlebars head first

Auditions for the new Bond movie aren't going so well

Leave him, I say. Report him missing. Get some beers, have some fun and get some sympathy sex for a few weeks due to your profound loss.

jesus didn't have a 3cyl ski-doo.....or did he?

No slow-mo!

who snows why he did this........i just dont ski why someone would...........

That's the dumbest mothafucka I've seen today

fucking cabbage