Comments - Moron Lands Very Painfully After Jumping Off a Bridge

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fuckin awsome i wished i could see the vid thanks slash you are the MAN

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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nice vid

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Vid, like this kid, is not running!!!!!
Looks like the Bridge over the River Dry!

I realize my eyesight is not the greatest but could plainly see there was no water to jump into.
BTW where the fuck did I leave my nightvision goggles

It is running now.
"you landed..........you probably hurt your back"
"You should probably lie there for a while"

Thanks mate! Your PHD is in the post!!!

Is it just me or did all of these videos occur in FLORIDA? Old lady abuse, Stupid youth, and Votes not even showing up..... geez!

IM DRUNK AS FUCK AT 730 IN THE MORNIGNG
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GIVE ME THUMBS UP

Or a bucket

and another beer

That guy raped himself with his own coccyx. It seems like he's enjoing it, just look from 0:34 until the end. I'm sure I have seen those very gestures in some Bang Bros movies.

If you put it in slow motion...you can see that it is Osama doin a camel.
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You won't watch it twice...
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if thats the bridge he jumped off, he couldve gotten a bigger thrill jumping off his couch.

it wont work

same here

this vid is called 'nothing toxic got owned'

that video was awesome!!!

i know we are seeing first person what he saw after he hit the water?ground? or something hard

"Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down."

Well this is ridiculous...
Apparently it's a .avi file.
But:
[1] The Flash player didn't work.
[2] Quicktime couldn't play the file.
[3] VLC couldn't play the file.
[4] MPlayer couldn't play the file.
[5] Selecting Windows Media from the on-site pull-down menu cycled and froze my browser's CPU for 2 minutes and also didn't work.
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I've got nothing else to play the file in. Moving on to the naked vids...

I think you summed it up pretty nicely. Maybe you shoud have just skipped right to the naked videos

It's a trick to get you to click the link below the video:
"Slow video buffering? Run a free system scan for PC errors"

I don't use a PC, I use a Mac.

i have a knife

Oh yeah, well I have a giant dongle

you win

Alright, could people quit voting me up now, it's not really relevant anymore since the vid's fixed, cool.

FAPPtastic job ZYK

Went for too Long.
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All I saw was a big black hairy pussy.

WHERE!!!!!!!!!!

They fixed the video because it was just a black screen before, thus my BBHP comment.

absolutly brilliant

IT WORKS.
YAAAAAY

Damn, I wish it was unfixed again.
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Oh, and as for the guy who fell, this is the only way he can get a little mud on the turtle.

holy shit sir, it is beyond me how you don't get more votes thanks I needed the laughs today

It wasn't just hot shit, it was cold shit in mud water!

Bout 10 years ago my son and i were lookin at some OLD pictures - we come across one of me as a teenager , he sez, "Dam dad!!! you used to look like Sylvester Stallon"
cuppla years ago iz playin golf with sum buddies, one guy sez, "Hey-you remind me of Craig Statler"

last week iz sitting in a bar - guy sez, hey man - you look like Wilford Brimley!

sumtimes life sucks
FUCKUMALL

I said a big black hairy pussy. Not a little white bald pussy.

don't stop, i'm almost finished.

Waited for it to be fixed, and wish I hadn't

I fell out of a tree once and landed as he did, but my chin hit my knees and my teeth got pushed back into my gums. Couldn't eat solids for some time.

i waited for this..................... ...........please make it not work any more NT

He couldn't stand the bridges of Madison County, either

Why?
Seriously.
Even if he landed it, it would not have been impressive. "Hey, I jumped off a 10' high bridge into the creek bed". Woo-fucking-hoo! Does he think all the girls will be wooed by him? Yea Skippy, they are going to be lining up for you .
No, what was going to happen is basically what did happen. The only impressive thing about this excursion is that you lack enough synapse activity to avoid a life in a wheelchair. One can only hope that you smashed your junk enough to become a non-breeder.

That's happened to me a couple times on the trampoline.

Paramedic: "Yes, County, we have another dumbass! Please prepare the 14 inch Ice Dildo, Stat!"

seen a guy do that once and his teeth got stuck snapped in his knee

duuuuuuuude!lol,dude

a bridge toooo far

"Do you want you shoes?!"
"That probably hurt your back!"
"Just lay there!"
Congrats for having the two stupidest friends on the planet. Btw, you don't have to 'break' something to damage it for life.

With any luck, he broke his coxcyx.

Did he think that a nice fluffy pillow was down there.

this video would be awesome if he was paralized.

lol, great friends he has

MOM And DAD is this your son????...

I do not know what is more retarded...the guy that does things like that...or the moron that laughs and make stupid comments while shaking the shit of the camera.
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we all you dumb things. for everyone else theres NT.

He said "back" but he really meant his ass.

there will be an ass inprint on that rock for ever

Face...meet knee.Knee,face.