Jucy Lucy, Best of British and all natural. I've had her too!
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OK so the last bit wasn't 100% true

I'm so glad she finally decided to go topless. I've also had her too. She wasn't actually physically present, but I still had her...

I gave her a 10 rating!
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Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses?
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There are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

When men see a nude woman why do they all have a stupid look on their face
Because they are............

Why does it have to be all that doll? Everyone knows that it's simply because all of the blood rushes to our OTHER head, decreasing the circulation to our brains, but once we bust that nut, we go back to ruling the world and expect our dinner done by 6 PM.

This is a bit sexist today, I am therefor going to stick my oar in.............
Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Cos they are ugly and they smell bad.

Hey Sushi! Remind me to kick you in the ass.

Neither of which makes up for either. That's what beer is for.

There's that bust a nut thing....Damn it.

LOL! Yeah I remember, the kids bust a nut laughing. LOL.

shut up and make me a sandwich

There's a HUGE difference between seeing a nude woman, and seeing a hot nude woman. To call a man stupid because he is gawking at a hot nude woman (like our lovely Lucy) is to be nothing short of insanely jealous of her.

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We thought we heard someone....
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I could smell hair spray but did not think any more on it.
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As she bent over the bed...she said thats what she'd hear...and then she did hear my footsteps behind her....
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Tag Team next time bro....
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that's the funniest shit i've read all day!

That chick is 10 stars all the way.
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She has those "do me now" eyes.
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Specially the blue background shot and the one with Her with her north pole friend,
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tag team hell , i want in on that shit , i say gang bang , let all do her , lol

Scott you're such a wanker!

im sure she is a nice girl..

so nice...please do me.

She wasn't moving! I was duped!

Yeah, I prefer videos over the pics myself.
Example: dunk tanks.

lol, i like the vid description.

She's a nice girl, I'm sure she has a great personality....now if I can only see her asshole

she doesn't look all that real to me, not natural i'd only use her as a decoration.

Val!, I mean Slut! (F U LarryVee)

i'm dun

all natural my ass,look at her left nipple,clearly shows marks of surgery...

i really don't know who she is but, DAMN !!!!!
SHE'S FUCKIN GORGEOUS !!!
real titts - fake titts...WHO GIVES A SHIT????
IT'S AALLLLLL GORGEOUS - thats the kinda chick ya do ANYTHING for, untill ya fuckum fer about 2-3 weeks and the bitchin, naggin, demandin - "am i still the prettiest in the world" shit starts - THEN YA GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE - drink beer, play golf, fuck around - till she gits pissed and finds some other guy with a stiff dick that'll kiss her ass- gawd i'm lonely

As I said for the 12th time, motherfucker, this concludes this week's session so if you'd kindly get the fuck off my couch, I gotta lunch date! ...
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luv ya

Thou shalt not masturbate.