Why does he sound like a monster?

It could've been a little bit better. btw, just saw the HAPPENING. really good. lots of death and quite scary the whole way through (at least in a quiet theatre). For CUNT NEWS entertainment, this is TRUONE saying ENJOY

hahaha he sounded as if he was being beheaded or something
i would have shit myself literally if that had happend to me

I disagree with Scotts' concept of "wrong". That's almost exactly what I wanted to see happen, apart from the apparently successful landing anyway.

Another video with more replays than crabs on a hookers fanny

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First rule of parachuting, make sure you pack the parachute correctly. If you fuck up the first rule, the other rules don't really matter

AARRRRRR MATEY!
*everyone's looking at me*
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What, I've got glass in my eye! :

Rule one is make sure you're wearing a parachute in the first place

He thought he saw some sideboob, and just had to go in for a closer look...

Floor 62 room 12 its your wake up call...

That wasn't so bad, so he broke a window, big deal, at least he lives to pay for the damage.

It's fine, the window washers of the 42nd floor will probably find his testicles and slip them under his door on their way for a pint later this evening.

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Rainman was the first person i saw using it aswell

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Proverb for you-
Nobody likes a smart ass unless you have a dumb dick.

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Im hurt ,really i am

who are you calling "aswell"?

What goes up Must come down ,spinnin wheels got to go around

big balls to do that ,

Every Extreme sport has it's fuck ups.....This guy just became one of them.
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Alive and in debt is always better than rich and dead.
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The noise he made when he hit the building was awesome.
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"I Belive i can fly"
"Wait no i can't "
Best go work at asda instead.

well go and moan to rainstorm or whatever his fucking name is
i found this avatr first ive had it for years and i use it on all my forums

I see you're starting off on the right foot around here Way to make friends sir

im an excellent driver

We're not going to Kmart, and that's final!

kmart sucks

...5 minutes til Wapner

Oh god change your fucking avatar, i keep seeing it and its driving me nuts

Pumekuhp [ban], Jun 8 08 : 9:05pm
That's part of the significance of avatars for some of us. As we are reading the comments, we often tend to look at the avatar rather than the username to identify the member...example; I read, "blisteringlogic"'s post thinking it was Earth Nelson...had to read your comment to realize it wasn't. - just sayin'.
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Don't be a dick, dude. Change it if for no other reason than for being a good guy.

Cocksuckers in here are like a clique of seventh grade girls. Now they're fat slobs that hide behind computers all day and talk shit. Don't change your avatar dude.

dude sounded like king kong when he hit the side of the building

i dont wanna be seen as a complete ignorant wank but to be honest i dont care about the avatar its only a pic jeeez cmon ppl

You can always go do the pic for real. Just get a friend (If you have any) to hold the camera.
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Or you could do the right thing and respect the regular users here and change your avatar.
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You said that you have that avatar everywhere else...then just make this ONE place that you don't.
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Theres millions out there...I am sure it will not kill you to get another one.
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Your time here will be better if you do....and that is what we all want isn't it.
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Peace Dude. have a on me.
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someones gonna wonder how the fuck there 30th floor apartment window got broke when they get home from work

it would have been better if he went through the window and landed on the kitchen table....or a sexy lady.

I think the pics of the falling glass would of made for better video.

doh. chute...having a smashing time

people always trying to find differents ways to clean windows..

The elevator would have been alot easier.
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A lady from inside the building is reported to have said "Damn! that's one big ass fly"

AAAHHHH DAD THERE IS A MAN LOOKING THROUGH MY WINDOW!!

that will teach him playing Batman! LOL FAG!!!

anything you do can go horribly wrong, even when you jump off the tallest buildings in the world

Opsy dopsy

it would've been cooler if he hit the window and went inside lol.

This is my 1500th post. What do I win?
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@ vid:
"Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!"
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--House of Pain

Turn it way up, muthafuckas!
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"I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump up Jump up and get down.
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One-hit-wonders. Gotta love em.

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You must be pumped:
http://youtube.com/watch? v=NyLGkFUH1T0

and this:
http://youtube.com/watch? v=h4RimFt8vqY

That belly pumping vid was weird and gross, dude!
... @ Zyk,

Al Qaeda has reverted back to low-tech methods.

who closed that window on me!!??

hope the buildin's OK
i guess a load'o shit in yer pants makes it hard to steer the parachute
thank ya - thankyavurrymuch

If you were plummeting down towards the ground with no hope of being saved, what would your last thoughts or actions be? I would shit myself so that when I hit the ground it would cause a shit-splosion.

What a base jumping prick anyhow? He should've lost his life.. Makes for a better NT experience..

It´s all ok. He was dutch. Dutchs can fly

Hey did anyone notice that this vid is like, 10 years old!!! Come on NT, sort it out!

peeping tom technology has really improved since i was in 8th grade.
running thru the girls locker room during the end of gym class in a cape and a hood with a polaroid camera popping off is a lot less intelligent than it sounds, folks...

the dumb ass wanted danger. well he gets it now.

i feel bad for the poor idiot that has to change that window...

i blame the government for placing a building in his flightpath. hemp hemp hemp

That was part of his plan " " 1st jump off 2nd Open chute 3rd Hit window hard (testing windows durability for next juump) While peeking inside .

He sounded like chubaka freakin wicked

Any landing you can walk away from.....

shoot malfunction would have looked better

He was just making sure he turned off his lights in his apartment

haaha hes going to dive in a pile of shit

if you think it sucked for him, just imagine how those people feel inside the building.

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Exclamation marks killed it.

he shoulda used my childhood invention, and umbrella with pillows straped all around him

lol these guys always flee the scene anyway.. too bad for the window owners... hahahahaaa..

HAW HAW HAWWWW!

Now he knows how a bug feels when it hits his windscreen at 80mph.

Great idea!

Yeah, way to go champ! that'll teach you!

By the sound of it he's aparently taking a big dump on the way down.

Looks like the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur.

There are better ways to check on your girlfriend.

are u guys really arguing over who had the avi first? now u know why i've been on evilchili.com because of this stupid shit.

that'll teach him to fly

LOL!

cheap fella, all that effort to get into a single room. he could have had the penthouse suite with just a little parkourin'!

jeez...that clip's older than the food in my fridge!

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wait, you mean jumping off of buildings can result in injuries? wow!

thats newt

lucky fucker eh

boooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrringggggggggggggg gggggggggggg!!

that's not basejumping, it's facejumping

he more leik was ok, just sheit in his pants, and was thinking that dieing, leik that fagot in one of vids

Love the Bigfoot growl !!!!

Ow...
As far as I understand dutch, they say he had a speed of 6 meter per second as he touches the wall, and got knocked out.
They had to wake him up via radio, because otherwise they don´t know how and where he will land.

Next time he attempts that...make sure the window is open! lol

check out my pics http://xcandyx.com

i hope he paid for those broken windows

Yea?

stupid asshole at the expense of everyone else