Comments - Never Trust This Dumb Girl To Wash Your Car

category: Bizarre | views: 54175 | posted on: 06/17/2008

Judging by the looks of that car, this must've done at least $86 worth of damage.

Duckmysick69 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:10am

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Genius.

POOMAKER [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:20am

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The guys filming her sprayed her car with LIQUID ASS
http://www.liquidass.com/

dani.violentdeath [ban] | Sep 5 08 : 3:15pm

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Hell yes it's genius.
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I gotta remember that next time i dump a body.

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:17am

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look son ,now its as clean on the inside as it is on the outside. icon_biggrin.gif

Rollo [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:20am

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"I'll just put this here magic spray in ma car and show y'all what it can do afterwards!"

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:20am

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I guess its true,women do wash cars just like they drive,...with no sense whatsoever

Miss_Ghoulina [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:20am

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I hope that's his husband car after she caught him cheating on her :p

deleted user [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:21am

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Krazy [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:24am

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Good job she was a fatty....her arse saved her from sinking into the soggy seats icon_wink.gif

Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:25am

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A novel, but completely understandable way of trying to stop a car pumping out shit techno music. icon_twisted.gif
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She should try a super soaker filled with piss next. I hear that works great on the boy racers who think McDonalds' car park is their own personal nightclub venue. icon_cool.gif

melissakos [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:25am

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I am curious to see the line where she will hang it to dry.
Hey! You missed a spot inside the gas tank.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:29am

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She was caught cheating on her husband so she thought she would do this and then go home and say that she drove the car into a river and was stuck for 5 hrs until they pulled it out.
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Silly bitch got caught because a river does not smell like shampoo.
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Car like that. the best thing is just to seal it up, fill it with water and stick it in the corner as an aquarium anyway.
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It looks like the disabled looking offspring of a Golf and a swift hatchback.
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TRUONE [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:31am

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Not even a shower could cleanse this car from being raped at the pump.

One Dude [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:35am

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You never know, maybe she just dumped a bloody corps... icon_beer.gif

slash [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:29am

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One Dude on Jun 17 08 : 6:35am wrote:
You never know, maybe she just dumped a bloody corps...
dude if u spelt corpse right u CADAVER thumbs up icon_beer.gif

Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:32am

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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:36am

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And it would be a pretty lame attempt at using marine 'corps' in a sentence if that is what you tried to do.
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itizme [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:35am

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Room service for a rolling prostitute. possibly? icon_biggrin.gif

hellyeh [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:37am

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It looks like she`s done it before she had a routine going. icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:41am

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She's not dumb. With the weekend coming up she knows the real dummy, her husband, will spend two full days out in the driveway trying to figure out how the rain leaked in even though it hasn't rained for months. Meanwhile lard butt will sit around inside where it's cool eating buckets of Haagen Daas watching Jerry Springer reruns.

larryvee [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:43am

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"I hit a skunk Karen" (Goodfellas)

Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:03am

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larryvee on Jun 17 08 : 6:43am wrote:
"I hit a skunk Karen" (Goodfellas)
Great film...Or greatest film? icon_cheesygrin.gif

floppycock [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:47am

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is it just me or does everybody try to think off the funniest thing to write heer to go with a video?

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:02am

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its just you

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:53am

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That was hilarious! Thumbs up from....oh...hang on a sec...

Calang [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:49am

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Her son took his shitty diaper off in the car and was flinging it around.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:08am

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That's nothing. You should see her when she goes through the automatic car wash.

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:14am

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Does she take the engine apart? icon_cheesygrin.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:58am

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No, she goes through carless, naked and with a bar of soap in-hand. icon_cheesygrin.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:04am

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LoL. icon_beer.gif

1kta [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:13am

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worst thing is this isnt even here car shes just this retard that hangs out at my local carwash.... true story

Pee-On-My-Face [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:16am

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the best thing about a dumb girl is she most likely fucks

AwfulShowKeyz [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:22am

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She must be trying to wash the period stains out of the upholstery.

Dightkuz [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:29am

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OMG I know that song in the background!

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:42am

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OMG...that is sooooo cool. i was like just like, you know, thinking the same thing. How cool was that.
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Can ya feel the sarcasm.
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Dightkuz [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 11:17am

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Liek OMG? That is liek AWSUM!

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:36am

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women icon_rolleyes.gif

defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:40am

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This is how hookers get rid of herpes in Arkansas.

gil69 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:50am

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guess she never heard of Armor-All upholstery cleaner

WIDESCREEN [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:54am

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She is probabaly washing the old doughnut holes that rolled under the seat from her last graze-by she did on a Dunkin doughnuts

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:02am

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only a woman would do this......and they want the right to vote HAHAHA

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:12am

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Hope the kid turns it on her and washes the parts she cant reach when she wipes...
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okay I just grossed my self out..

POOMAKER [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:15am

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The guys filming her sprayed her car with LIQUID ASS
http://www.liquidass.com/

Lenarz [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:36am

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as long as she doesn't sit in the car and say
"its been raining"

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:37am

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she was trying to clean some evidence of child abuse .... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Andulamb [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:38am

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She's not dumb. She shot and killed a hitchhiker in her car and now she's cleaning up the fragments of brain matter.

NUIYZ [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:02am

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it's a clean machine

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:11am

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Menstruation must be heavier than usual this month.
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HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:16am

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yawn
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tobby [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:18am

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my mommy was washing me in the next bay icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

georgevecchio [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:22am

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whaaaaatt the fuuuuuuckk!!! she must be russian icon_stoned.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

slash [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:33am

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georgevecchio on Jun 17 08 : 9:22am wrote:
whaaaaatt the fuuuuuuckk!!! she must be russian
no shes taking her time icon_rolleyes.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:27am

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Great twist of words......Rumsfeld would be jealous.
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tobby [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 1:29am

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o.k icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:36am

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how moronic.

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:16am

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this is horridly retarded

tobby [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:34am

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my mommy calls us special icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:41am

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yer cute icon_cheesygrin.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:42pm

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I think Your avi helped you pull that line off perfectly.
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(and if ya mum asks...ya didn't get it off me icon_biggrin.gif )
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Icarus [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:18am

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I had to do that once. Right after Olestra came out.

George Kastanza [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:36am

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Definitely a RED state.

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:57am

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hahahaha

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:03am

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Oh dear.. My ex girlfriend once cleaned my car with a scouring pad.. Hence, she's my ex!!

BEERMAN [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:04am

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all she has to do now is rinse out the gas tank and get rid of those nasty fumes icon_confused.gif icon_beer.gif

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:09am

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slash on Jun 17 08 : 7:29am wrote:
One Dude on Jun 17 08 : 6:35am wrote:You never know, maybe she just dumped a bloody corps...dude if u spelt corpse right u CADAVER thumbs up
Bravo, very clever!! Like it fella!!

Foreskin [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:20am

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full service icon_twisted.gif

Necramonium [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:51am

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her kid was allot smarter than her,he came with a bucket in the end...

rascoil [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:54am

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When I was in school we washed out the FFA school truck because it was fucking dirty. We parked it out back and in about a hour it just burst into flames. I just don’t know what caused it. The school got us a new truck next year. icon_stoned.gif it was the schools truck, fuck em icon_cheesygrin.gif

a_hamburger [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:58am

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I'm surprised she didn't turn and spray that little kid into oblivion.

jagenigma [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 10:11am

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Shes so retarded

zykron [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 10:16am

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I don't get it.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 10:36am

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She's employed an unconventional method of cleaning the inside of her car.