if jesus is real hell fix it miraculously

SERMON FOR THE DAY . Thank GOD for SUPER GLUE

uh uh huh huh old people are stupid, eh eh yeah yeah

holy shit

He'll get nailed to a cross for his sins

ha, gues i'm not the only one not goin ta heaven.

Want some company? Cuz there's no way that's where I'm headed...

Pull up a seat in Purgatory.
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How is it here?.....meh, neither here nor there.
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Good one.

That joke wasn't bad but it wasn't good either. It was so, so. 50/50.

lol....your response is not good, or was it it bad. I am neither saddened or angered.
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But I have a question: What would happen in purgatory if ya wanted to drive a manual vehicle?....you would not be able to get it out of Neutral.........
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Lame, I know......
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They only Altered it a little bit.
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If you steal Satan's wig there'll be Hell Toupee'

Damn...that could have been in the running for COTD if it was submitted earlier.
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All dogs go to heaven, mate.

dont worry....gods not real....
plus im pretty sure NT is considered a sin

haha so true but if he were real i would be going to hell anyways

did that guy just kill Jesus?

Whose brilliant idea was it to let 4 old "coffin dodgers" carry that heavy ass statue

LOL coffin dodgers

Damn! I thought he was gonna fart or something, but this is a whole lot worse!!

its gods will

haha, everyone's response "OHHH MY GOD! THE STATUE"...Yeah, but what about the old guy who lost all feeling on one side due to the heart attack he was suffering?

At least it will rise again in three days....all good.
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Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
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^^^lol

Christ knows, that was funny.
Don't worry, he will rise again. So they say.

I think the guy forgot to take his Geritol that morning. Besides, all the statue needs is some duct tape.

where's you're messiah now?

And lo, God did look down upon his fumbling minions, and unto them didst he bellow, 'thou art a bunch of clusterfucks!'

Shortest verse in the bible comes to mind: Jesus wept.

I'm not one for grassing, but,IT WAS THE STUPID TWAT NEAREST THE CAMERA He'll get a visit from the grim reaper this week!I betya

This was all a set up just to get out of the boring sermon.
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Take notes people...this could work for you to.
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son of a bitch they will all burn in hell

shit happens , they all got drunk afterwards so its all good.

Kind of have a feeling, they had already been at the wine.

Now they'll all see it crying and lose their hysterical minds.

Now the poor bastard has to forever live with being constantly asked, "was statue who dropped the..."

that "poor bastard" also happens to be the "least popular pallbearer" at funerals.......

Ole man Johnson gets really pissed when mudda puckas be calling him budda fingas. I can't say I blame him either.

On the bright side : the statue is not so heavy anymore...

My God..they killed Kenny...those bastards.

grandpa substituted his morning coffee with Irish coffee....and this is the result

Baby Jesus! Baby Jesus!

Man you would of thought they had dropped little bay Jesus. He is so going to hell

That old dude though he was cool using ''no hands''
We will see his clumsy ass in hell for that.

hahaha! old people screaming: hell no! it´s a sign! thunder will impact in our heads and make fly our brains around like bloody bats in the church!

too much red wine consumed, bloody hell

This is pretty fucking embarrassing. I can't believe they were videotaping me.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll light your parents' house on fire.

GOD IS DEAD
BLARGGHHH

that's what I call ,,cool blasphemy" ...way to go old man!

I hope that wasnt his daughter he was handing over!

usually if you're carrying something on your shoulders you put your hands on it to steady it. also, he should know better not to turn his back like that because there wouldn't be any force under the figure to hold it up.

pops just turned the wrong way... thought he could recover by hopelessly grabbing at it as it rolled off of his shoulder... but you know old folks aint got no grip

Everytime this happens, a priest blows a kid.

fallen angel???

Chris should definitely get this guy

the devil wins again

Mind if I take a pew in the isle?

Why were they carrying this thing down the isle like this?
On top of that, why with only 4 old guys? If they were smart they would have had 4 more on the outside. Maybe not holding any weight on their shoulder, but at least holding onto it with their hands incase something like this did happen.

@ the 27th second of this clip watch as jesus unbolts a minor thunder strike. hemp hemp hemp

"Don't just stand there like sacks of shit help me get this bishop".

Clever.
It might take a Salvation Army to get that thing up...Let's just be thankful we got the beheading video we've all been craving.

Beheading? LOL. That things head wasn't even screwed on right, but then again neither is mine.

hmm i wonder wai there was white sound in the background.. i don't think it's suppose to be a commotion such as.. oh my gosh the statue fell
which they have transalated as> blablablasshhblasshhhhhhh h

That idol is gonna be so pissed you can count on that village to be cursed for the next hundred years.

now the world will end

Someone's going to hell!

Jesus was always such a prankster

True...He was also...
1) The only Jew with a blue-collar job.
2) A very good liar.
3) A chronic masturbator. (According to the great book of bullshit, Jesus didn't fuck bitches and whoes - except for that super slut Mary Magdolin)
Religion needs to stay the fuck out of politics and the US! Religion only works for primitive countries such as Africa, Iraq and Canada.

Someone must've been listening to Cannibal Corpse or sumpthing

They didn't learn anything from the golden calf, so God's gonna have another go at it.

Family crossed him of their list for BALLBEARER

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Try saying that 5 times fast.....The joint ends up getting drenched in beer....never a good thing.
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*PALLBEARER. sorry for the uncle.

this would make a good commercial like the south west ones..lol


http://youtube.com/watch? v=Bh3XDMzcdtU&feature =related

hahaha now he's condemn to hell

OH NOOO!!! some useless statue fall down!

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche

THIS WAS AWESOME !!!!

droping a jesus paper mashae figure the sunday school students made is like droping a flag on the ground..... you just dont do it.

Not only was this videotaped but someone clearly took two photos from the same camera from the pews.

haha...you don't go to hell just for dropping it...you also go to hell for worshiping it. f***** idol worshipers. haha

Boring Church. Even the statues are trying to off themsleves. I like how all the fundies start screaming. It's like jesus himself was killed. Mel Gibson would be proud.

jesus would not tolerate this.

if that hitted the old nun... this video will have another fuking title.. a better one...

Mary may not have been fucked before but she sure was that time.

DOES JESUS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU OLD MAN

It was god's will.

Oh shit.. Some of my bearers could do that shit! Shame it wasn't a coffin though.. Just not on my patch!!

where was god to stop that from happening? lol. god. if there is such thing as god then my god is those bouncy boobs rainycity has as his avatar. amen,

yo the mans like 80 years fukkin old, when he put his hand up to offer his help the priest shudve pulled out his shottie n blown it off!!!

that cant be a good sign

AMEN..

Just a statue! Not like its the baby Jesus

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!

It's ashame they ruined such a big cake.

This accident happened in a Maltese Catholic church in Canada earlier this year.

It's a sign! Jeebus is coming!

Amen to that, brotha

This was good, the false idol is destroyed!!! Now worship the right way you humans.

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He's going to hell for that!

what were they thinking