daaaamn that shit was awsome

Not if you were the moose....he day got bad pretty messed up quickly.
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Damn....that made a whole lot of sense...
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I meant to say:
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"Not if you were the moose....he's day got pretty messed up quickly when the bear got the munchies".
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The Moose Was Too Slow....Just like the snail walked into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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this is unbearable

I was going to say "How much of that could the Moose Bear".......but I thought it was a bit too cliché and corny.
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was the moose all that surprised afterall the bear did wake up feeling alittle GRIZZLY

I know how the bear feels....im on day 2 of quitting smoking and i feel like a bear with a sore head
But my health and my kids health come first.....plus more ££££ for

I guess that old saying "I'm hungry as a bear" is true. Better not let this bastard near a KFC

i think the bears cousin already lost in the 1st KFC fight..

That's the way things go

Thanks Scott, the Bullwinkle thing helped. A lot.

what scott didnt tell you is that rocky was the appetizer.

Cool, two annoying birds with one stone. Well, in a manner of speaking.....

...well that'll teach those two not to start fires when smokey is around ...now wont it?!?

"Delivery?"
"No, De Moose!"
(apologies to anyone not on a two-day bender like me...)

Today the cartoon world was stricken with grief and fear as Bullwinkle Moose was mauled to death by Yogi The Bear. The only words out of the popular Hannah Barbera character-That fucker took my pic-a-nic basket.

Bear got to eat. Moose got to die.
Life sucks for all the Mooses... No, thats not right. What's the fucking plural for Moose?

Must've been a female they like there meat warm juicy and alive....

winnie the shit

Japan is celebrating, a new flavor of moose sashimi is now availible at local restraunts.

the bear had to be alive in order to eat

This is a deleted scene from the movie 'Brother Bear'.
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They had to replace one of the moose.
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Bear: "Waiter, waiter!! I asked for MOUSSE for the sweet, not fookin moose!'

THE MOOSE THE MOOSE
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THE MOOSE IS ON THE LOOSE

every body has got 2 eat was it chocolate moose

replace 'he's' with 'his' and you'll get a round of applause for your effort!

that would have never happened if the moose was carrying a gun .

Or knew karate.

Or had the keys to a fast car.

Or a crazy Mafia Hitman Uncle on Speed Dial.
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The aftermath would be too much to Bear.
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The bear is delusional and just thinks it's a big Salmon.

When one night stands go bad - the moose actually asked the bear to eat her out, but he was just too drunk.

Guy walks into a bar...sees jar of money...asks what it is for....barkeeper says theres a moose out the back and if ya can it to laugh, ya win the jar of cash....guy says "no Wuckin Forries" and goes out the back and comes back 2 mins later to claim the cash....barkeeper goes out to the moose and sees it laughing its head off and so he gives the guy the jar of cash.
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Guy comes back 2 weeks later and theres another jar of cash...the barkeeper says "Since you were here the fuckin moose won't stop laughin so this jar is to whoever can make it stop"....the guys again says no worries again and goes to the moose.......2 mins later he comes out again and says he has won the cash........barkeeper goes out and the moose is balling it's eyes out.
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Barkeepers says "mate, how the fuck did you do the first time and this time...I gotta know".......The guy replies......"The first time I said that I had a bigger cock than him, and the second time, I actually showed him".
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A bear is in the woods talking to a rabbit and the bear asked the rabbit if shit stuck to his fur, the rabbit said no shit dosnt stick to my fur. SO the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ASS.
THATS ALL I GOT KEEP ON GRINNIN

And as allways that damn squirrel Rocky is nowhere to be found when theres trouble a brew'in.

Its the rabbit that Rocky pulled out of his hat that attracted the bear there in the first place...
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A bear and a rabbit are having a talk in the woods and the bear asked the rabbit if SHIT sticks to his fur the rabbit said NO,so the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ASS.Hense,the old question ,DOES A WILD BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS
the rabbit says YES

yup sit there and take it like a champ im like a bear i eat my food alive too

What was the map for ? Are they the directions the moose forgot to follow? Just like Hansel and Gretal , Couldn't find his way home!

The map pinpointed the exact location of the bear eating the moose so that you can avoid going that way. Detour signs will be posted soon. Sorry for the inconvenience.

I would like to see the Bear and that fat black chick from KFC fight over a chicken leg. Would be a ho in the hood with a new fur coat and greasy fingers.

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Even though you have no avatar, I always think of the photograph that has circulated around the web of the toothless, smiling, shirtless redneck sitting on a toilet on his front porch with shorts around his ankles and a beer raised as if to say, cheers!

That was my Mom you were thinking about. I shit in the woods like a bear.

I see moose knuckle. Actually four.

Take that Abercrombie!

So much for playing dead.

Hangng loose with the moose

Wheres that little asshole Rocky when you need him?

Moose and beer,can have one without the other.

bear nature at its best

Geez! That poor fuckin moose

Thats not a bear. It is the black chick from KFC eating the first thing she could.

you get it wrong...he was just cleaning his fur..not eating him alive!!!

Nothin' up my sleeve..... Presto

what the fuck did Bullwinkle ever do to you guys

he kept posting "first"

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wheres PITA!?

at least the bear likes it.

What must be going through that moose's head?! I hope he found his happy place to hide in

bear teeth

such FUCKING ANIMALS!!! what is the world coming to

Nature is so beautiful...

The video got a rocky horror tail.

The moose should have farted! thus putting the bear OFF his food!!!!!!!! hemp hemp hemp

That moose must be beary beary good.

Does a bear shit in the woods? Nope...but a moose does when he see's a big fucking constipated bear.

I prefer SuM REAL!! video's whats up with this site these day operator?? plz tell me where are all the F*cked up video's

Do you think we can train them to eat Muslims? I know they smell like shit, but bears can't be that picky.

I'm surprised the moose didn't just get in the fetal position and lay still, the bear would have left him alone. I heard moose taste a lot like chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surprised? Ever heard the expression, "Dumb like a moose"? It would've never occurred to him. Why do you think the character of Bullwinkle J. Moose was that of a dimwit?
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Rocky: Hey Bullwinkle, we're in real trouble now!
Bullwinkle: Oh good, Rocky! I hate that artificial kind!

Animal cruelty isn't something to joke about there Pump.

Mr Miyagi say; bear like fresh meat like Mr Miyagi like fresh meat

BullWinkle got Fucked Up.

I always cringe at the worst jokes in history people on this site get away with........There really are alot of computer geeks using this site..
Here are some examples
(this is unbearable)
(was the moose all that surprised afterall the bear did wake up feeling alittle GRIZZLY)
(THE MOOSE THE MOOSE
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THE MOOSE IS ON THE LOOSE)
(The aftermath would be too much to Bear)
Get my point......

Who gives a fuck, man. At least they're trying which is more than I can say for you who prefers bitching about the comments rather than putting yourself out there and opening yourself up for criticism...We're just all here to have a few laughs. Try it, ole buddy. You just might like it.

It never ceases to amaze me... The people that want to bitch about someone's lack of humor, but have nothing of their own to contribute. Whether a joke is funny or not, at the very least, it's more positive than your whining, asswipe.

Make sure you do not fall off that fence ya sitting on all the time mate.
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its funny how many people ive seen try to make fun of other people here on nt. do you really think they care all that much on how lame your life is. grow a pair and start a fight in real life not on the net

This reminds me... I saw a grasshopper walking down the sidewalk the other day. I stopped him and said "Hey, do you know they have a drink named after you?" and he said "They have a drink named Steve???"
Thank you, I'll be here all week.

fuck the moose

HaHa Pumekuhp If that is trying lets hope none of them are representing the USA in the Olympics .....
Take a chill pill man...If you can beeeaaaar it...

the moose survived and is recovering well.
the bear got life in prison and shares his cell with Manson.
they told me,that the bear now wares a pink skirt.

it looks like the bears gunna be eating worm meat for a few days...

i don't see why this would be on the news its fucking nature at its finest, i bet they shot the bear because some left wing rspca dickhead thought it was bad treatment of a moose

that's so Metal

That's what you get when you fuck with his Pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi doesn't fuck around.

He does not moose around when getting down to the bear necessities. Keep things to a bear minimum is the key, and always tie up moose ends or you'll end up with your head in a moose and will not be able to bear what could come after. As long as it is your cross to bear then you should accept that the right to bear arms is a good thing.

This is what happens when all the bees fuck off from A 100 acre wood.

german animal planet has really gone brutal...

gangster

yes ill take two of them furry things over a pitbull anyday lol..

pure nature

Man thats some disturbing shit right there...what kind of news station shows this shit??

the COOL ones!

lets seee chris angel do that survive a bear attack

ilike your avatar

I do agree each time i see it i wonder where that avatar came from

ay yo, Yogi! Let's go grab a bite, son!

I guess I'm just a puss on this type of carnage even though It's nature. I'm all good with the yuk yuks on this, but man, I had to look away. To get eaten alive just has to be as fucked up as it gets.Especially if your still cognitive while somethings chomping on you.As far as looking away, I don't know if that's good, bad or way to interspective. Though I'm sure a few of you will show me the way.But then again I suppose I should just grin and bear it. Yuk yuk.

this was on the news! later on the mongoose,s friends (16 squirells 34 mice and a gay lamb)all rescued her! the bear ran away screaming like a banshee.hemp hemp hemp

awww he made a new friend

talk about fast food...

would you like fries with that sir?

let the poor thing eat in peace ..

Where do you get those moving avatars??

how do you set up avatars? Please help

Just ate a Mexican hiker and is trying to get the shitty taste out of his mouth with Moose ass.

....."some days, you're the bear; some days, the bear gets you"

yeah! eat da ass!

crazy language

Oh Shi-
I've been looking for this one.

Fatality.

anamality!!!!

Hara kiri!! xD

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thats what they do get over it. they need to eat leave um alone.

the bear later said sorry to the mongoose,,,,licked his wounds better,then using leaves and stream water,he sealed any cuts and gave him his supper.isnt nature just great? hemp hemp hemp

This made the news? Guess nothing much goes down in ol' sweden

No really, the moose is fine! No animals were hurt in the filming of this documentery!

How is he alive?

First off how the fuck is it insane, you never hear of animals eating each other? Dumbass man who the fuck rights the titles and shit.

I love bears :) Fuck mooses.

check out my pics http://xcandyx.com

"I'll have my moose alive and well, thank you"

very fresh