Insane Footage of a Bear Eating a Moose Alive

daaaamn that shit was awsome

Not if you were the moose....he day got bad pretty messed up quickly.
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Damn....that made a whole lot of sense...
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I meant to say:
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"Not if you were the moose....he's day got pretty messed up quickly when the bear got the munchies".
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The Moose Was Too Slow....Just like the snail walked into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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this is unbearable

I was going to say "How much of that could the Moose Bear".......but I thought it was a bit too cliché and corny.
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was the moose all that surprised afterall the bear did wake up feeling alittle GRIZZLY

I know how the bear feels....im on day 2 of quitting smoking and i feel like a bear with a sore head
But my health and my kids health come first.....plus more ££££ for

I guess that old saying "I'm hungry as a bear" is true. Better not let this bastard near a KFC

i think the bears cousin already lost in the 1st KFC fight..

That's the way things go

Thanks Scott, the Bullwinkle thing helped. A lot.

what scott didnt tell you is that rocky was the appetizer.

Cool, two annoying birds with one stone. Well, in a manner of speaking.....

...well that'll teach those two not to start fires when smokey is around ...now wont it?!?

"Delivery?"
"No, De Moose!"
(apologies to anyone not on a two-day bender like me...)

Today the cartoon world was stricken with grief and fear as Bullwinkle Moose was mauled to death by Yogi The Bear. The only words out of the popular Hannah Barbera character-That fucker took my pic-a-nic basket.

Bear got to eat. Moose got to die.
Life sucks for all the Mooses... No, thats not right. What's the fucking plural for Moose?

Must've been a female they like there meat warm juicy and alive....

winnie the shit

Japan is celebrating, a new flavor of moose sashimi is now availible at local restraunts.

the bear had to be alive in order to eat

This is a deleted scene from the movie 'Brother Bear'.
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They had to replace one of the moose.
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Bear: "Waiter, waiter!! I asked for MOUSSE for the sweet, not fookin moose!'

THE MOOSE THE MOOSE
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THE MOOSE IS ON THE LOOSE

every body has got 2 eat was it chocolate moose

replace 'he's' with 'his' and you'll get a round of applause for your effort!

that would have never happened if the moose was carrying a gun .

Or knew karate.

Or had the keys to a fast car.

Or a crazy Mafia Hitman Uncle on Speed Dial.
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The aftermath would be too much to Bear.
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The bear is delusional and just thinks it's a big Salmon.

When one night stands go bad - the moose actually asked the bear to eat her out, but he was just too drunk.

Guy walks into a bar...sees jar of money...asks what it is for....barkeeper says theres a moose out the back and if ya can it to laugh, ya win the jar of cash....guy says "no Wuckin Forries" and goes out the back and comes back 2 mins later to claim the cash....barkeeper goes out to the moose and sees it laughing its head off and so he gives the guy the jar of cash.
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Guy comes back 2 weeks later and theres another jar of cash...the barkeeper says "Since you were here the fuckin moose won't stop laughin so this jar is to whoever can make it stop"....the guys again says no worries again and goes to the moose.......2 mins later he comes out again and says he has won the cash........barkeeper goes out and the moose is balling it's eyes out.
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Barkeepers says "mate, how the fuck did you do the first time and this time...I gotta know".......The guy replies......"The first time I said that I had a bigger cock than him, and the second time, I actually showed him".
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A bear is in the woods talking to a rabbit and the bear asked the rabbit if shit stuck to his fur, the rabbit said no shit dosnt stick to my fur. SO the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ASS.
THATS ALL I GOT KEEP ON GRINNIN

And as allways that damn squirrel Rocky is nowhere to be found when theres trouble a brew'in.

Its the rabbit that Rocky pulled out of his hat that attracted the bear there in the first place...
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A bear and a rabbit are having a talk in the woods and the bear asked the rabbit if SHIT sticks to his fur the rabbit said NO,so the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ASS.Hense,the old question ,DOES A WILD BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS
the rabbit says YES

yup sit there and take it like a champ im like a bear i eat my food alive too

What was the map for ? Are they the directions the moose forgot to follow? Just like Hansel and Gretal , Couldn't find his way home!

The map pinpointed the exact location of the bear eating the moose so that you can avoid going that way. Detour signs will be posted soon. Sorry for the inconvenience.

I would like to see the Bear and that fat black chick from KFC fight over a chicken leg. Would be a ho in the hood with a new fur coat and greasy fingers.

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Even though you have no avatar, I always think of the photograph that has circulated around the web of the toothless, smiling, shirtless redneck sitting on a toilet on his front porch with shorts around his ankles and a beer raised as if to say, cheers!

That was my Mom you were thinking about. I shit in the woods like a bear.

I see moose knuckle. Actually four.