Comments - Training Soldier Gets an Unexpected Surprise
category: Funny | views: 68257 | posted on: 06/14/2008
There's a certain Marine that can take care of this problem. Is there a cliff nearby?
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They did...but mainly for logistical and medical reasons. There were sled dogs for logistics movement and dogs that would carry wounded soldiers. As well as 'tank-fighting dogs'. They were also used for sniffing out mines.
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That is why I was say IF, germany used these in WW2.
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Mrs. Smith, a teacher called on Johnny to tell a personal story with a moral.
Johnny said, "My Uncle Ted was a Marine pilot during the war in Vietnam, one day his plane got hit by a missile and was going down. Uncle Ted grabbed a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete and bailed out. On the way down he drank the whole case of beer. As luck would have it he landed in a field and was surrounded by 100 Viet cong soldiers. He started shooting his machine gun and killed 70 of them before he ran out of ammunition. Then he grabbed the machete and killed 20 more before the machete blade broke. He then killed the last 10 with his bare hands."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Mrs. Smith, "What could the moral of that story possibly be?"
Johnny said, "The moral of that story is.. Don’t mess with Uncle Ted when he’s been drinking!" ![]()
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:25am
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hahaha that was a brilliant prank, good way to cool off after they finished raping a few villagers
Sweetbanana [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:36am
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do the US-forces in Iraq need now a counterstrike rapist dog ?
iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:29am
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good to see this foreign speaking marine is having a good laugh.
Uncledaddy [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 6:40am
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Ahhh... the love between a boy and his dog.... is a beautiful thing.
John McCain [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 7:29am
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There's no place for fags in the military. All the tips of the cruise missiles start to smell like man love and butt funk.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll holocaust dogs.
HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 7:55am
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He has been recommended for an award,for being fuck by a dog in combat,good work soldier. ![]()
cucarachito [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 8:59am
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before rin-tin-tin made it big, he did bestiality porn in an effort to make ends meet
..next on a true hollywood story!
CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:44am
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I was hoping there would be a bunch of Land MINES around this bitch. ![]()
Interpolation [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 10:58am
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This takes 'make love and not war' to a whole other level.
Seismicshooter [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 3:37pm
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for once the american soldier got fucked and not the other party. who knows if they are american.....i can't read or write and im deaf
bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 6:37pm
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Yep, that's in Greece alright! Even the dogs are horny!!
spazemunky [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:21pm
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JUST BECAUSE A DOG IS TRYING TO HUMP YOU YOU BROKE RANK!?!?!
SO WE ALL GOTTA DIE CAUSE PRIVATE FUCKFACE HERE DOESN'T WANT A DOG TO FUCK HIM.... THANK YOU PRIVATE FUCKFACE, WE ARE ALL DEAD...
voyeurger1 [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 10:05am
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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Give him a blow job.
Indo-European [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:29pm
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I bet they trained the dog to do that, considering that this was filmed in Greece.
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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:03am
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If Germany used them in WW2...the war might have been different. We would have been laughing so much we would have all been shot.

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